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We have a murder victim carrying a fake employee ID. We discover victim was an international terrorist. So we start investigating the long dead founder of the firm that was on the fake ID?
Or maybe Sam has already chased down the ten thousand things that would have made more sense⊠Including what the janitor at the TA had for lunch that day?
SAM (caught in the process of guiltily pouring some of that expensive Midnight Oil down a concealed tube into a flask tape to his leg, as it sells on the Gray Market for many, many pastrami sandwiches): Says here Iâm still âStealinâ Samâ. I want something with a little CLASS likeâŠlikeâŠ(inspiration strikes) SECRETIVE Sam! That way the creditoâŠerâŠPERPS canât look me up in the Yeller Pages and repoâŠummâŠannoy me. Strictly police business, so the 60 hours so far are at full pay!
Samsamsam. Why lie? She can easily see youâre looking up and reading vintage Mary Worth strips online. Plus, the mounds of âI LUV MARYâ items making it nearly impossible to approach your desk suggest thereâs something going in. You actually thought your having to tunnel your way in wasnât noticed?!?!?!
1- LIZ: âȘâȘâ« Oh Sam âȘâȘâ« Have you seen my skirt and panties? I took them off but forget where I left them⊠SAM: MRRRRRPH! AND FRANKINCENSE!
2- : âŠDonât bother me! Iâm busy! LIZ: Myrrrh and Frankincense is an odd exclamation for a Jewish fella. Odder still is your lack of reaction to my bare bush-n-tush. Or my BB ân T as the guys around the squad room have come to call it.
3- SAM: ONE â Who do you think the 3 Wisemen were â JEWISH FELLAS â THATâS WHO! And TWO â Thereâs not a man in this outfit that hasnât seen your BB ân T so often that it hasnât ruined our manly reaction to yours and every other womanâs!!! Now leave me alone and PUT SOME PANTS ON!
Quite common to change Germanic surnames to something more English friendly, Lifshutz became Leaf, Schneider became Taylor, Lipschitz became Lipton, etc. Why anyone would keep the name Lipschitz is beyond me!
Checking out now for a few days to hit the holiday road, secure in the knowledge that nothing remotely important storywise will occur in my absence. Thanky Happsgiving to all!
Long holiday weekend approachesâ-wonât be back until Monday December 2nd. If weâre REALLY getting interrupted by a Minit Mystery,I probably wonât miss very much.
Apple,Cherry,and Mince at my house.And whoâs hiding in the Santa Maria replica THIS month?
firestrike1 3 months ago
old name-change petitions???âŠ
SHAKEDOWNCITY 3 months ago
âMoniker mayhem.â
firestrike1 3 months ago
peculiar looking rendition of Lizz in panel twoâŠ
mot looking like her at allâŠ
Neil Wick 3 months ago
Good morningâą, all!
Who changed their name? I donât think it was the Tottens was it?
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray 3 months ago
Good morningâą, Midnight Confabulators !
Samâs digging in, I like that ! Â Is That Lizzâs stunt double âcause it sure donât look like her.
iggyman 3 months ago
I see one of Samâs biggest fans there in Panel 2!
BigDaveGlass 3 months ago
City Hall Archives, I would imagine. Although they may well be digitized by now.
The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago
Ye Olde Namechange Shoppe?
Gent 3 months ago
Does Sam eats only sammich or he also eats samosa?
avenger09 3 months ago
Chuckyâs Sam is always such a sourpuss!
Someone bring him a pastrami sandwich!
LawrenceS 3 months ago
Does Sam have ESP as well?
We have a murder victim carrying a fake employee ID. We discover victim was an international terrorist. So we start investigating the long dead founder of the firm that was on the fake ID?
Or maybe Sam has already chased down the ten thousand things that would have made more sense⊠Including what the janitor at the TA had for lunch that day?
Ignatz Premium Member 3 months ago
Long-time cop doesnât know about the City Clerkâs office.
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 3 months ago
I want a VengeyTale ! ! !
That Wichita Guy! 3 months ago
SAM (caught in the process of guiltily pouring some of that expensive Midnight Oil down a concealed tube into a flask tape to his leg, as it sells on the Gray Market for many, many pastrami sandwiches): Says here Iâm still âStealinâ Samâ. I want something with a little CLASS likeâŠlikeâŠ(inspiration strikes) SECRETIVE Sam! That way the creditoâŠerâŠPERPS canât look me up in the Yeller Pages and repoâŠummâŠannoy me. Strictly police business, so the 60 hours so far are at full pay!
That Wichita Guy! 3 months ago
Samsamsam. Why lie? She can easily see youâre looking up and reading vintage Mary Worth strips online. Plus, the mounds of âI LUV MARYâ items making it nearly impossible to approach your desk suggest thereâs something going in. You actually thought your having to tunnel your way in wasnât noticed?!?!?!
STALKINâ SAM STRIKES!!!! (live in fear!)
Another Take 3 months ago
1- LIZ: âȘâȘâ« Oh Sam âȘâȘâ« Have you seen my skirt and panties? I took them off but forget where I left them⊠SAM: MRRRRRPH! AND FRANKINCENSE!
2- : âŠDonât bother me! Iâm busy! LIZ: Myrrrh and Frankincense is an odd exclamation for a Jewish fella. Odder still is your lack of reaction to my bare bush-n-tush. Or my BB ân T as the guys around the squad room have come to call it.
3- SAM: ONE â Who do you think the 3 Wisemen were â JEWISH FELLAS â THATâS WHO! And TWO â Thereâs not a man in this outfit that hasnât seen your BB ân T so often that it hasnât ruined our manly reaction to yours and every other womanâs!!! Now leave me alone and PUT SOME PANTS ON!
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 3 months ago
MOVIE QUOTEâWhere do you want this Virgin Queen?â
âPut her next to her husbandâ
Workmen arranging Wax Museum Statuesâ-STEAMBOAT âROUND THE BENDâ1935
Space_cat 3 months ago
Quite common to change Germanic surnames to something more English friendly, Lifshutz became Leaf, Schneider became Taylor, Lipschitz became Lipton, etc. Why anyone would keep the name Lipschitz is beyond me!
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 3 months ago
same place Archibald Leach and Marian Morrison went
orbenjawell Premium Member 3 months ago
âŠ.to The Department Of Name-changery. obviouslyâŠâŠ
Batster 3 months ago
Checking out now for a few days to hit the holiday road, secure in the knowledge that nothing remotely important storywise will occur in my absence. Thanky Happsgiving to all!
CRUUNER 3 months ago
Firebombâs echo chamber continues to pass more frequent testing schedule!
JPuzzleWhiz 3 months ago
Sam: âMRRRRPH!â
Lizz: âSam, donât you know better than to talk with your mouth full?â
firestrike1 3 months ago
in panel two, is Sam having a case of the DTâs?âŠ
firestrike1 3 months ago
does that numbskull nimrod three floors up know what the hell heâs babbling and rambling on about?âŠ
just sounds like more of his usual nonsenseâŠ
Raijin31 3 months ago
Just when I thought this arc couldnât move any slowerâŠ.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 3 months ago
Long holiday weekend approachesâ-wonât be back until Monday December 2nd. If weâre REALLY getting interrupted by a Minit Mystery,I probably wonât miss very much.
Apple,Cherry,and Mince at my house.And whoâs hiding in the Santa Maria replica THIS month?
jim_pem 3 months ago
So Lizzâ turf is perusing archives of âThe Dailyâ? I thought she was supposed to be more of a front-line investigator.