Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 09, 2025

“JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!”

“…but his fall is cushioned by the soft snow underneath, and he’s then whisked off to the psych ward!”

Fly, fly like the fallen snow.

A Calvin assisted sacrifice.

He’s going to jump? What a snowflake!

First look Before reading it, I thought those were Calvin’s followers and he is their leader.

A six year old Existentialist?

Seriously? Who would encourage some poor soul to jump, and why?

“Goodbye cold world! Er, wait a second. I like cold.”

That is dark.

Might as well jump, JUMP.

He dances!

“Do a backflip!”

If Calvin’d put as much effort in work for school as he puts in snow art, he’d be an A student.

Bill Waterson has a massive streak of lunacy running through him..

Jumping Jupiters. Whoa!

All he’d have to do is wait for the melt…he and all the others will go down together!!

Waiting for all the offended people. We already have one in the comments.

MELT! MELT! MELT!

I’m reminded of Gary Merrill starring in an episode of ‘Alfred Hitchcock Presents’.

It was titled ‘Man With A Problem’ and l won’t spoil the brilliant twist.

The crowd below baying for the poor fella to jump will get your blood pressure up. Why do people do that???

Btw, the artwork in today’s single panel is delicious.

Check out the perspective. The angles of the tree and each individual snowman are spot on!

Mom: CALVIN!! SO HELP ME, I WILL CHAIN YOU TO THE BED!!

That kid needs help…

Oh no! See what social media results in, committing suicide!

C & H can get dark

Oh let him crawl off by himself and melt.

LET’S GO BRANDON!

It didn’t come out of his head. He’s seen it on TV.

Looks like they came from “near and far”……to help their little buddy!!!

Sad.

Cal substituting control for feeling of inadequacy. Wonder if he is picturing his bully.

♬ Save the life of my child!… (Simon & Garfunkel)

That’s what the poor guy gets for listening to the crowd.

Careful – I hear suicide is a crime punishable by death.

While I appreciate Calvin’s often morbid imagination, this comic is ill conceived. There is a suicide every 11 minutes in the US. To say nothing of glorifying the bloodlust of the crowd. If you, or someone you know… Suicide Hotline dial 988 or 1-800-273-8255

Early social media.

Jump in!

I don’t what the policy is today but hen I held a security clearance for a little more than twenty years, any notions of suicide would get it pulled in a heartbeat.

Goonies?

Love his wild imagination.

Jump, you ****er Jump! He jumped, hit the deck, broke his ****ing neck.

Not a current ’toon, I know, but encouraging suicide, even in attempted humor, is in very poor taste and judgement.

Some of these trips are so dark that I feel guilty laughing at them.

but they are still funny. :-D

Dexter… the early days

Now that’s dark…

Another time for Mom to say he isn’t well adjusted.

Things really went downhill for him when his girlfriend left him and he lost his job

At that very moment, Mom or Dad breaks in: Close that bloody window!

Where are the tv crews?

I have to say, I find this one disturbing. And notice that Hobbes is not in the vicinity; he might have found it disturbing, too.

“Don’t Jump Off the Roof Dad” by Tommy Cooper comes to mind.

Don’t jump! You’ll only draw attention to yourself!

Twisted indeed ! ;-)

This strip would probably not go over well if it were released for the first time today.

I love all the Calvin snowmen strips!

That poor little snowman! He doesn’t want to jump, he’s being pushed!

This is the darkest comic yet.

He’s a snowman. He’ll land in the snow. I don’t think it will be a problem.