Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 30, 2024

What a ham-let actor.

It’s tough being a candy prisoner in a vending machine.

Hamlet, is that you?

B2 or not B2- is that a question?

If it talk then you better not eats it.

tonight there’s gonna be a jailbreak…

Hark! a Squirrel doth invade my mortal coil!

I think that’s how Shakespeare would’ve been startled by Ralph.

Now, we just say… “SQUIRREL !!!“

If only he were searching for vitamin B2.

How about choosing B2 in the form of a USA dollar fabricated in New York?

“Chocolate bars do not a prison make.”

Will he pick it? What will he do? What will he choose? Will he choose?

Choose or choose not. (If not), there is no prize.

B2 or not B2? That the question is.

If only he knew what happens to those who escape…

He’s just begging a bit too hard to be picked.

tRump advent calendar

…when carbs ‘talk’ to you

A1 is an interesting choice. It’s good on everything!

Seems pretty B-9 to me.

Please Mr. please, don’t play B-17.

But if he does pick you, soon you will no longer B anything. We can only hope that he inters your wrapper properly in the trash, rather than tossing it on a sidewalk somewhere.

Who knew he had claustrophobia all this time?

Someone please bang on the glass or kick the machine….I’m going to blow, and bust wide open soon…..

DO IT, or suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune …!

( forsooth and forthwith )

Hurry up or it’ll B2 late!

Any of them vitamins is better than B 0.

gotta love selection A1… cuz ya never know when you might happen to cross paths with a BBQ goin’ on!

When snacks go bad ??? ;-)

O-64!

Shakespeare notwithstanding, this is stale.

Found the granola bar!

Suicidal candy bar

Just don’t play P-17.

I always thought thought the answer to the ultimate question of life the universe and everything should have been 43. Since the question would have been “2B or not 2B, that is the question.” [For those who do not how computers work, 2B is hexadecimal (base 16) for 43.]

I’m not sure I want to know what happens if you eat the chips in C4…