Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for January 26, 2025

" Well, it’s time to unchange them, Luann! We need to talk! "

Another joke who’s basis is “I’m old and the world frightens and confuses me.”

‘Checkout time is 18’

Automated response messages are still saying their, “Menu options have recently changed,” even though it’s been years since they have. Good one Luann.

“Agent please”

Luann likes the Beatles?

So she’ll never clean her room, huh

Even in that position, Luann’s head wouldn’t be so large in proportion to her body. Better get your eyes checked, Greg.

What is the number for “Get out and get your own place?”

Frank, just keep shouting “Operator” and you’ll eventually get someone.

Better still Luann, why don’t you post that sheet of menu options in your room, and check through them yourself everyday to make sure you have addressed each one as needed.

Needs a reminder to feed Puddles? Air-headed irresponsibility indeed. But for #1, Luann’s bed is always neat and made. It’s the only work space she has left.

I dunno.

Luann’s room appears a bit “cleaner” than it’s usually depicted, today.

But of course We haven’t seen the floor yet……., ;-)

These are my options: one, two, and three… stop and listen to me now young lady!

PROCRASTINATING Luann DeGroot ?

Looks like Luann has a lot on her mind.

15, the total of them all

Translation: GET A LIFE, DAD! AND STOP RUINING MINE ALREADY!!

Looks like she has 26 options now with the word “Greg” which stands for ‘All of the above’ according to the note on the side of her dresser.

Don’t bother – none of them work.

That’s not all that’s gonna change Luann.See the room for rent sign out front – start paying or get out.

Hope springs eternal, but sadly, Luann is still emotionally 12 years old. No “big girl” behavior for her.

She treats her parents with such contempt, especially since she lives solely off their goodwill and generosity. She wouldn’t last a week if she actually had to support herself.

She doesn’t really need to actually leave. After all, she is still in college. Many students live at home and commute. But at least help out more around the house. They need to show her doing laundry or running the vacuum like an adult in training. And please keep your room clean. 19 is way too old for this type of behavior!

The great thing is that Frank got to talk with a live person.

“1 through 5, Luann. Get busy.”

Valuing the customer!

Just stick with one for now, asking for four and five is a mute point

She’s got one glass on her bed (how does it even stay vertical?) and she’s drinking from another.

My favorite is the new voice-mail procedures. "Do you want to listen to your message Do you want to re record your message Do you want to send your message as urgent Do you want to send your message with regular delivery. If you are satisfied with your message press 2. If you don’t jump through all the hoops your message never gets sent.

If I’m a lazy freeloader, say six.

I think your menu options are about to change yet again ….. Just sayin.

Who tapes something to the fridge? Is there a fridge magnet shortage?

Ya know what else is valuable? Free room and board. Start earning it!

I like the idea of ​​getting straight to the point. Luann doesn’t want to make a list of good year’s resolutions, but she still makes lists of another type. Bernice won’t be able to tell her anything about this one.

Luann just plans on not hearing anything about what she should do.

Why would a parent pay any attention to a stupid list like that?

Time to send Luann packing!

Haven’t they all? Haven’t they all.

I don’t see anything wrong with her room, Frank.

Grew up in the 50s. I liked 80s pop. Can’t stand rap and hiphop though.

Actually I took a closer look at her room—-and it doesn’t look all that bad!

Roy Orbison, Beatles, Rolling stones, all the way to Dua Lipa, Sia, Gaga, etc. Not so much head banging or rap.

Her time is valuable so she wastes it on things like this.

Option 6 “All of the above”

Yeah, gotta love robo menus ! ;-)

Love this!

I like ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS sing The Beatles