The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 31, 2025

Aren’t all feminists prickly?

That’s really the pits.

She will never desert you.

Or a French one.

A saguaro is a feminist? Like " hands up, don’t shoot"? Maybe your intersectionalities are confused.

Look at the needles.

All you ever needed to know about the gender politics of a desert cactus found in the SW USA & northern Mexico. So congratulations. You can check that one off your list.

Does the carpet match the pits?

Took me a while, more like a hippie cactus!

This one reminded me of the old joke about identifying Italian planes by the hair under the wings.

You can tell some guy has tried it on.

She’s got the needle.

I was sharing a hot tub at a motel once with a couple of European women who didn’t shave their armpits and actually found the patchs of hair there erotic.

needs to shave those pits

Only needles are in the arm pits, very European

Ezekiel; 16:7

Although it’s a rerun, The Pajama Diaries has a similar concept today.

Somebody try to tell me Gloria Steinem has ever been anything but beautiful.

The feminist says, ”that’s not funny!”

Feminist loosing their minds in three………………….two…………………one………………..KA-BOOM!

And a feline chauvinist is a cat-cus.

Definitely should be needles on the lower half as well.

Eww.

Cute.

OK….let’s let go of the whole “man hater” whatever garbage. Seriously….what the heck is this supposed to mean??!?!?

I guess not shaving the pits is a political statement?

Subtle

Wow, just wow. Neanderthal much?

You can stop anytime now. Your stuff is weak.

That’s some Cereus armpit hair.

Let’s not split hairs!

I believe the joke here has everything to do with where the cactus’ thorns are growing. Some more extreme feminists refuse to shave their legs or under their arms since men don’t shave there.

The gag here is that some feminists don’t shave their armpits. They say shaving armpits is kowtowing to male standards of female beauty.

‘Been retired since 2K, how’s that Glass Ceiling coming along?

Wait… wha… Oh! pfffft, lol! either way, ladies, it don’t bother me.

Ewww.

You try shaving when you can’t move your arms! :)

A bit standoffish, but just bristling with independence.

Nothing wrong with female underarm hair – can even be sexy.

Her roots are wearing Birkenstocks.

Feminist cactus did shave under her arms

Great One!!!

Stickin’ it to the man!

She gets a bit prickly on those rare occasions when she does shave.

armpit hair

Feminists don’t shave their armpits? Really? What is this, 1972?