Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 14, 2025

There’s an old joke about a hot dog vendor who sold his hot dogs for $1,000 each. A guy who saw this commented, “At that price, you must not sell too many hot dogs.” The vendor replied, “No, but if I sell one I’m through for the day.”

This must be that vendor.

Bribers bribing bribees, the new ADnormal…..

Zero cheers for the lunatic RFK Jr.

fElon-Ious Muskkkrat.

Not the new Kennedy Center?

Just hit me, we are in the….wayback machine…IT’S REAL!

Try the crypto salad with scam dressing. Guaranteed a big return.

Let’s be frank: The Hot Dogs are PAC’d with with sauer kraut. And he uses Musk-ard instead of Ketchup.

What power

All purchases are cash only, unmarked bills in a plain envelope, which you place under his cart.

“Christian nationalism” is an excellent source of power. Just ask Constantine.

These days, crypto is the politician’s tip jar.

Muskrat’s brat knows more about what went on regarding the election than even Dump!

XoD

musk likes to watch happy films on Valentines Day…his #1?

Sophies Choice.

That’s how cheap the first chair has become. Just bring money.

Trump will now make admission to the KCPA free for all Americans so not just the wealthy can attend.

Who would you all like to be in charge of halting government fraud and waste?

I’ll take my power with mustard and Sabrett® onions.

He had to eliminate the access to USAID funds

Sweet! Gas AND power at the same spot.

If he’s a Zen hotdog vendor, he’ll make you one with power of everything.

Crypto huh, well there’s a sucker born …….. (every second maybe?) ;-0

Customer: I’d like to buy a hot pastrami sandwich with pickles.

Vendor: I’m sorry, sir, we only take cash, credit cards, or crypto.

If it’s anything like our government, I don’t think those hot dogs are intended to go in your mouth. But they’ll empty out your wallet on the way there.

Does the sign mean that you can charge up your phone there?

What is the market price of swine bolus my good man?

He can get you a meet with the real power in this country. A 17 year old dropout with an influencer account worth millions.

Why is it, when I was starting my own crypto-coin …

Panda Koin …no one was interested? I guaranteed all transactions…(guaranteed you’d never see a penny)…

And yet, I was met with nothing but critcism.

Bloody witch-hunt.