I went to pick up my daughter from day-care and was told she had bitten a boy….who had bitten her first. She had had shots in both legs the day before and was not feeling well, but that was the last time he bit her. He went on to go to the same elementary school and that kid was a hellion-because his single mother would not do the least thing to control him, and she was in the discipline committee just to keep him from getting thrown out. My daughter told me several years later about his pregnant teacher dragging him kicking and screaming to the principals’ office after throwing a plate of spaghetti at said teacher. I bet he’s been trouble all of his life.
howtheduck almost 3 years ago
By 18 months old, kids usually have all their teeth and they like to bite. Fortunately for John, he has more than one leg.
capricorn9th almost 3 years ago
Well, John, better discipline her before sending her to a daycare or preschool where she might bite other kids. My grandson was that kid.
vanderweit almost 3 years ago
You can’t hide like that behind a cell phone. Newspapers win again!
Asharah almost 3 years ago
My 13 month old niece has also discovered her teeth. Approach with caution.
Templo S.U.D. almost 3 years ago
Imagine playing peekaboo using your hands covering your face and still get bitten by a toddler before you can the opportunity to uncover your face.
angelolady Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Good grief, that was a CHOMP!
yoey1957 almost 3 years ago
Note to self….“Does NOT play well with others!”
AllishaDawn almost 3 years ago
I don’t remember biting people or objects, but I did bite my nails until halfway through high school.
maureenmck Premium Member almost 3 years ago
My little sister liked to bite the dog’s tail. Luckily, she only went for the few inches on the end ~ all hair, no dog.
jmworacle almost 3 years ago
BUSTED!
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Don’t give her that look John. You lied to her to start it.
Pet almost 3 years ago
Thats a good trick!
Johnnyrico almost 3 years ago
Panel 4: Looks like April is pointing a gun at John…. Will the busybody brigade demand that CPS is called in?
timbob2313 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
todays strip is funny.
zerotvus almost 3 years ago
out smarted by the weasel punk……..
Jelliqal almost 3 years ago
Not good to lie to children – might not like the results
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I’m thinking somebody taught someone a lesson there, but I’m not sure which way it went.
pheets almost 3 years ago
April called his bluff : )
nmb41 almost 3 years ago
Got him good!
gammaguy almost 3 years ago
Lying to kids can be dangerous.
I don’t recommend lying to adults, either. (There are those who disagree.)
almost 3 years ago
I went to pick up my daughter from day-care and was told she had bitten a boy….who had bitten her first. She had had shots in both legs the day before and was not feeling well, but that was the last time he bit her. He went on to go to the same elementary school and that kid was a hellion-because his single mother would not do the least thing to control him, and she was in the discipline committee just to keep him from getting thrown out. My daughter told me several years later about his pregnant teacher dragging him kicking and screaming to the principals’ office after throwing a plate of spaghetti at said teacher. I bet he’s been trouble all of his life.
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 3 years ago
In reality this kid has grown up too fast!
this is summerdog almost 3 years ago
Biting children is a bad thing, not “cute-sy” like it is being implied here. Nip (pun) it in the bud, Bud!
Silenced Victim Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“Sorry, Daddy’s not here.” Wow. Seriously John, not cool. And neither is brushing her off like that. I expected this from Elly, but you too?
kaycstamper almost 3 years ago
Found him!
mindjob almost 3 years ago
“Sorry sir but you have rabies and we’ll have to amputate”
gypsywolf59 almost 3 years ago
He deserved it for lying to her.
kab2rb almost 3 years ago
That is too funny, but dad and mom need to talk with April, as another poster stated biting other kids who ignore.
The Pro from Dover almost 3 years ago
There’s a knee-jerk reaction
donwestonmysteries almost 3 years ago
Her teeth have come in nicely.
homerec130 almost 3 years ago
I have a cat that does this when you don’t pay attention to her.
christelisbetty almost 3 years ago
I wonder where the perfect children are, that were/are raised by all the critics of this strip.
namelocdet almost 3 years ago
That made me actually laugh out loud!
CoreyTaylor1 almost 3 years ago
April causing pain and suffering to get her way? She’s Elly’s daughter, all right!
Peanut Butter 5674 almost 3 years ago
I mean, she’s not wrong…
rfeinberg almost 3 years ago
Not one of these panels feels the SLIGHTEST BIT believable. And when you lose all believability, any speck of residual “cuteness” is also lost.