FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 13, 2022

Dagwood Bumstead would be flabbergasted.

A teenage boy must have the ability, like some snakes, to unhinge their jaw in order to get a larger bite.

I’m telling ya, the kid is more tapeworm than human at this point.

The family consisted of Dad, Mum, me and 2 sisters when I left home. My Dad used to comment that when that happened the food bill was now half what it was. What a savings I was.

Everything but the kitchen sink.

Truly a cinematic bagel. The condiments consist of everything everywhere all at once.

Peter you’re making Jeremy Duncan all kind of jealous.

I honestly thought he was going to claim to have invented the food pyramid.

If he can hold all that up in one hand. Why can’t he do any better is sports then he does?

That’s not a “literally everything” bagel. It doesn’t contain itself.

Today’s classic FoxTrot Sunday strip:

https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/2001/11/11

Dagwood will be jealous.

See also the “everything bagel” in “Everything Everywhere All at Once”.

Turn around quick or you’ll miss it.

Like a chinese cook is supposed to say: “Everything with legs except tables, everything that flies except planes”.

Bigger than a “Dagwood”!

All of the food groups in one simple meal. Brilliant. I don’t know what’s more impressive… the size of the sandwich or the balancing act. Me thinks he should thank Shaggy and Dagwood for inspiring competition in culinary arts.

Dagwood would be jealous

Scotty was wrong. One CAN change the laws of physics.

I think he missed the cream cheese.

How did he get thru the doorway?

Now if he’d apply that creativity to his schoolwork.

Missing “Where’s Waldo”!!!

Does that include any leftover eggplant burgers or whatever weird thing she made last night?

That’s a Dagwood Special…

I know Paige has probably got used to not turning around when Peter talks so he won’t be encouraged, but this is one time when she might want to make an exception. She might be able to get away before that falls on her head.

It’s not visible from this angle but there’s ice cream with whipped cream and a maraschino cherry on top.

“Why is the refrigerator empty??” Why have you forgotten whom you live with??

Of course the refrigerator’s empty. Peter was within 30 feet of it in the last 20 minutes. Is this your first day?

Someone once observed that they make a cinnamon-rasin bagel, yet an “everything” bagel includes neither cinnamon nor raisins.

Leave out the watermelon though…..

I would sell my left kidney to eat that

I hope he doesn’t sneeze.

Oh Buddha Peter, make me one with everything.

Gotta get fit for Thanksgiving!

Very popular in places where there is no gravity, like the ISS

First: how is he balancing all that?

And second: how is he going to eat it? Does his jaw unhinge?

That is just a snack. He outdid Dagwood.

Now I’m wondering what happens when he tries to put the other half of the bagel on top…

I wonder if Peter clogs the toilet once he’s done? ;-p

Where’s the gallon of milk?

Yet he still doesn’t gain weight…

How is Peter… 1. Still skinny2. Not on the football team if he can hold that much food up with 1 hand, the strength and balance co-ordination would be very impressive. If not football, just weight lifting.

he tpok lesons from dagwood

Ok. If an everything bagel has ALL the toppings, why isn’t a plain bagel called a NOTHING bagel?

Or proud of a fellow master sandwich creator! All hail the sandwich!