Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 19, 2019

Jeffrey, you would be a little more believable if you weren’t sitting on a sewer pipe.

Otters..it will be Otters that uplift next I tell you.

There’s ONE human a few of us would like to repeal and replace

Lars, if you repeal and replace us with squirrels, you will just get nuts thrown at you and besides, you wouldn’t have Jeffrey to talk to.

Wiley should know that BEARS are even cleverer than squirrels at raiding bird feeders, “bear proof” garbage cans, LOCKED ice chests (that they even close after popping open and emptying), and of course occasionally removing roof or trunk lid to be less tidy with cars! (NPS rangers, among others) can tell you all kinds of stories proving the superior techniques of bears!)

I hope that replacement process of the simian-based human race involves RELOCATION and not RECYCLING. :-0

We’re safe. Everybody knows repeal and replace never works.

Not squirrels! If you want to take this seriously, think ravens.

Or at least raccoons.

But squirrels? That’s just nuts.

I am a long time fan of your strips and I have bought a few of your prints. I also know Danae is one of your “go to” characters, but I find her strips generally weak, I often skip them and even when I do not they bring me little joy. Just one person’s opinion. Keep up your excellent work.

Obviously Jeffrey doesn’t realize he is assisting in his own elimination.

Hitler was really good at that. All a load of cods wallop, of course. And here in Australia, the conservatives kept telling everyone that the Labor Party couldn’t handle the economy properly – all a load of bull, of course, the Labor Party got us out of the Financial Global Crisis, without a recession – but too many people believed them. So now, they are still in power. Another 3 years of these fools.

i suspect the biggest conspiracy is that we humans are still around. A tad bit of history and one is not sure if it was supposed to go that way.

Sure is an uncanny resemblance between Lars and Jeffrey. The idea of replacing humans is a terrific one.

If you gave squirrels the intelligence we have they wouldn’t be any better either. Ask the red headed nut job

The best replacements? WILEY BEARS!!!!

Someone tell Jeffrey he is human and so will be replaced as well, Dennis Rodman appears to be safe.

Jeffery doesn’t seem to be too upset at the plan. Squirrel in disguise? Or just a traitor to the humans?

I feel it important to mention that the cartoonist is human as well as all of his readers.

Smart, plotting your own demise.

The two most reliable sources of information in the world: Ancient Aliens and the Trump Presidency. /s

I’m down with this concept!

With what we’re doing to nature, it won’t be squirrels. It’ll be cockroaches.

Excellent choice. Though, I suspect they would end up at war with the dog population and then cats would take over. Besides I am thinking, since the earth is covered by water, and most likely to be even more covered by water soon, the Dolphin is a prime contender for world domination.

The current meme in the U.S. = “Misanthropy rules! All humans must go! (Except for me because I’m special)”

Punks. Anyone remember who James Earl Carter was before he swept in to replace Nixon’s tool?

It would seem the GOP conspiracy to undermine Roe v. Wade is barking up the wrong tree, now that we’ve learned human babies are born dead-on-arrival even when they go full term. All hail, Squirrels!

Jeffrey has a point there. I’m currently pulling off the largest and most complicated insurance scam in history in plain sight and even the ones who will benefit most don’t want to see it.

I’ve always assumed the cockroaches were next in line.

Cockroaches, dolphins, bears, squirrels, etc. do not have opposable thumbs, and are not capable of the fine motor coordination necessary to develop the technology needed to maintain a civilization. On the other hand, who needs civilization?

Yeah, we’ve all seen by now how the current Idiot Replacement is working out in this idiocracy.

" As someday it may happen that a victim must be found,

I’ve got a little list.I’ve got a little list

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-————— From Michael Butel’s performance as Ko-Ko in Opera Australia’s production of Gilbert ^ Sullivan’s Mikado 2011

Jeffery is right. Tell everyone there’s a conspiracy, then behave outrageously, obfuscate, lie, blame, insult, threaten, lawyer up and obstruct. Bingo! You have a conspiracy.

We will all be replaced by suburban trash pandas.

Tell the absolute total truth about how you broke your arm(highly improbable incident) and no one will believe a word of it(unless of course someone filmed it and put it on uTube, then, that person will be accused of photoshopping the whole thing) best to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth, then listen as people respond, “well if you don’t want to tell me”

Perhaps not just neocon trolls. Remember the Russian trolls and bots succeeded because the trolled not only both sides, but also divisions within each side in order to create a bigger emotional gap in the electorate.

That’s a Big no shit!

Replace them with dogs! Much much better for earth’s longevity!

I vote for lots n lots of Beagles!

No, it’s going to be raccoons replacing us. Wait and see.

Every day we see prime examples of THAT, Lars. Most worship … um, that guy….

The Big Lie has a long history of being effective.

Squirrels won’t work, the holocaust that man is bringing to this tired planet is likely to kill all mammals. The likely survivors are the same ones who survived the Dinosaur kill-off. The avians and the reptiles.

I have done the research. Raccoons are more clever than the squirrels.

I, for one, welcome our new tree-dwelling overlords.

Hey Kev, take you head 0ut of your a$$