Turkeys can fly and can fly up into trees. It’s not a graceful thing to watch. They are not balanced well for it, in my opinion. Mostly when I see them they are walking around and trashing my lawn digging around for food. I still like to watch them. I don’t see the lady turkeys very often.
fretlessman71 12 months ago
Arthur Carlson’s revenge!
angelolady Premium Member 12 months ago
Those guys are going to take over the world someday. Then we’re doomed.
kingdiamond69 12 months ago
At least that’s what Less Nessman told us?
Wilde Bill 12 months ago
The gag that keeps on giving.
enigmamz 12 months ago
As God as my witness….
Gent 12 months ago
Well at least it ain’t the pigs flying.
Hello Everyone 12 months ago
I don’t really get it. Now, if this were somehow a political cartoon then I might understand. Probably not, but I’d have some inkling.
Ubintold 12 months ago
What about pigs?
MichaelAxelFleming 12 months ago
Mr. Carlson thought they could.
Imagine 12 months ago
Turkeys are very intelligent birds. At least the wild ones are.
Doug K 12 months ago
WKRP – Thanksgiving Twilight Zone episode.
uniquename 12 months ago
Yet another reason why you don’t want to mess with an angry turkey.
dflak 12 months ago
Any turkey can fly. I did.
philwinn 12 months ago
funny
Steverino Premium Member 12 months ago
Chickens in choppers.
Chris 12 months ago
and they can also fire stuff at them too. :j
wongo 12 months ago
Is that a Cessna 172?
bobbyferrel 12 months ago
“Turkeys got planes!” (Off The Mark). “Clams got legs!” (BC). “We got problems!” (US Electorate).
byword84646 12 months ago
YouTube shows episodes of WKRP.
Fantom Premium Member 12 months ago
“The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!”
[Unnamed Reader - b6b8d2] 12 months ago
Wild turkeys CAN fly!
wildlandwaters 12 months ago
If you’ve ever crossed paths with a turkey, they can be downright mean!
Mike Baldwin creator 12 months ago
When this happen it’s time to put down the bottle of wild turkey.
rmfrye Premium Member 12 months ago
We had a turkey fly into our hangar, impact on the far wall, shake off the effect of the impact, and fly back out.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
They’re trying to get out of farm’s way.
JLChi 12 months ago
LOL !!
Skeptical Meg 12 months ago
I never believe anything “they” say.
Moonkey Premium Member 12 months ago
Turkeys can fly and can fly up into trees. It’s not a graceful thing to watch. They are not balanced well for it, in my opinion. Mostly when I see them they are walking around and trashing my lawn digging around for food. I still like to watch them. I don’t see the lady turkeys very often.
pchemcat 12 months ago
Wild turkeys fly just fine. I would think the ones that don’t are the white, farmed birds that are bred to have large breasts.
namelocdet 12 months ago
As God as my witness…I thought Turkeys could fly.
awgiedawgie Premium Member 12 months ago
Turkeys fly just fine. They nest in trees. But it takes less energy for them to walk on the ground. Startle them, and they’ll definitely take flight.