Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 16, 2023

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    fretlessman71  12 months ago

    Arthur Carlson’s revenge!

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    angelolady Premium Member 12 months ago

    Those guys are going to take over the world someday. Then we’re doomed.

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    kingdiamond69  12 months ago

    At least that’s what Less Nessman told us?

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    Wilde Bill  12 months ago

    The gag that keeps on giving.

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    enigmamz  12 months ago

    As God as my witness….

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    Gent  12 months ago

    Well at least it ain’t the pigs flying.

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    Hello Everyone  12 months ago

    I don’t really get it. Now, if this were somehow a political cartoon then I might understand. Probably not, but I’d have some inkling.

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    Ubintold  12 months ago

    What about pigs?

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    MichaelAxelFleming  12 months ago

    Mr. Carlson thought they could.

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    Imagine  12 months ago

    Turkeys are very intelligent birds. At least the wild ones are.

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    Doug K  12 months ago

    WKRP – Thanksgiving Twilight Zone episode.

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    uniquename  12 months ago

    Yet another reason why you don’t want to mess with an angry turkey.

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    dflak  12 months ago

    Any turkey can fly. I did.

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    philwinn  12 months ago

    funny

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    Steverino Premium Member 12 months ago

    Chickens in choppers.

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    Chris  12 months ago

    and they can also fire stuff at them too. :j

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    wongo  12 months ago

    Is that a Cessna 172?

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    bobbyferrel  12 months ago

    “Turkeys got planes!” (Off The Mark). “Clams got legs!” (BC). “We got problems!” (US Electorate).

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    byword84646  12 months ago

    YouTube shows episodes of WKRP.

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    Fantom Premium Member 12 months ago

    “The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!”

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    [Unnamed Reader - b6b8d2]  12 months ago

    Wild turkeys CAN fly!

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    wildlandwaters  12 months ago

    If you’ve ever crossed paths with a turkey, they can be downright mean!

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    Mike Baldwin creator 12 months ago

    When this happen it’s time to put down the bottle of wild turkey.

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    rmfrye Premium Member 12 months ago

    We had a turkey fly into our hangar, impact on the far wall, shake off the effect of the impact, and fly back out.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  12 months ago

    They’re trying to get out of farm’s way.

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    JLChi  12 months ago

    LOL !!

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    Skeptical Meg  12 months ago

    I never believe anything “they” say.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 12 months ago

    Turkeys can fly and can fly up into trees. It’s not a graceful thing to watch. They are not balanced well for it, in my opinion. Mostly when I see them they are walking around and trashing my lawn digging around for food. I still like to watch them. I don’t see the lady turkeys very often.

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    pchemcat  12 months ago

    Wild turkeys fly just fine. I would think the ones that don’t are the white, farmed birds that are bred to have large breasts.

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    namelocdet  12 months ago

    As God as my witness…I thought Turkeys could fly.

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member 12 months ago

    Turkeys fly just fine. They nest in trees. But it takes less energy for them to walk on the ground. Startle them, and they’ll definitely take flight.

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