Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 12, 2019

You can start fish farms.

Yay, the crocs are back!!

They’ll still have the Vatican .

Create shoreline bicycle paths for cyclist Jef

It seems Pastis has been forgetting about them too lately, haha. Almost every day is a very cynical rat/pig strip now.

Fortunately, we don’t really have to worry about this happening.

Not me. Welcome back, Crocs!

It’s an ill wind that blows nobody good.

CROC POWER !

So, this has been a croc conspiracy all along, eh?

Before you dance with glee, are you sure you’re saltwater crocs?

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Remember: It’s the SCIENTISTS who are lying about science. Not the CEOs of polluting industries, who would NEVER lie. Rush Limbaugh says so.

…There’s NO SUCH THING as clmste change! It was all made up by the Smerica-hating, tree-hugger, liberal media and China! My friends from the oil company.say do and you can believe them! Lock her up! Lock her up! Build that wall! Woo! Woo! It snowed somewhere – that proves it.

does sound rather idiotic, doesn’t it?

Over here we’re paying £1.30 a litre for petrol, which works out around £5.90 a gallon, or $7.50. If that’s any consolation, Otto …

They said “underwater,” Larry, not “under beer.”

The alpha predators will always survive. The beta males will go down with the sheep.

Your comment about "all the experts cannot be true. Experts disagree with each other much of the time.

ZEBA! Finally! And the crocs say WE WILL SURVIVE…..

I’m not going to argue about climate change. I just question whether the coasts are really “the worlds most productive land.”

The oceans will only rise 300 feet if all the snow and ice melts.

There’s already signs of climate change..levels in oceans have risen, water temps are warmer, which in turn is killing the coral reefs, sea life, etc. the GREAT BARRIER REEF is suffering from massive coral reefs dying off…. too bad trump and other GOP administrations have concealed and or altered the truth to the scientists reports. The warming waters underneath the ice in Antarctica is the cause of them melting at a rapid rate….this may be cyclical but it has reached a point more so than ever before. If the truth and facts are presented to the ignorant greedy people in Govt, they don’t know what to do with them. With the GOP there’s never a plan A or B! They’re more worried about their cronies and collecting bribe monies…they’re in it for their own agendas….

Hmm. Somehow it seems fitting that the Pearls crocs should inherit the earth. ;-)

Me luv crocs!

It’s the croc’s world – we just live in it.

Ah, so much science fiction in the comics these days…

wow! that was a quick crocs request! thanks!

And if it causes the oceans to lower??? More arable land. (The HORROR!! The horror…)

…and here come the frogs in their frying pans.

Whose ox did you gore? 43 replies? I’m not gonna look at them.

Humorously coincidental, in today’s comic strips: https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2019/06/12

The Crocs are like cockroaches.

And 10 years ago we were all supposed to be dead as well according to the experts.

I had no idea there were so many climate change deniers on Go Comics. You people must get your information from the funny papers.

My theory is that Pastis stopped using the crocs because he’d over-used them, and he stopped using Zebra because the stripes take a little longer to draw. (First appearance of Zebra in how many months?) As for the climate change deniers, I don’t read those comments. Extremely stupid people depress me.

Background music for this strip:. Crocodile Rock.

Except for a few species, most crocs cannot survive (for long) in a salt water environment. Of course, evolution and natural selection would eventually remedy that one way or another.

Oh wait; like climate change, evolution and natural selection are just theories. That is to say, “fake news.” So no worries, right? /s

The Great Lakes are pretty high this year

Ice takes up more space than water because of hydrogen-bonding. If all the ice were to melt, why would the oceans rise considering over 90% of an iceberg is under water already.

However, these crocs are almost certainly Nile crocodiles (Crocodylus niloticus), which are specifically freshwater crocodiles. Thus, if the sea rose significantly, they would not be able to tolerate this half-submerged condition in saltwater.

You missed that the “experts” are not really experts in the field of climate or even weather. (thiink Al Gore) Definition of expert. Ex is a has been and a spirt is a drip under pressure.

And the Crocs do a walk-on, or prance-on, or run-on.

Not yet a “climate disaster,” though….

Perhaps we can all grow gills in our necks to breathe underwater like Kevin Costner did in Waterworld

Climate is going to change, and always has with or without humans interfering. And just maybe our non-existence will be a good thing. Give it back to the crocs and small mammals again!

Glacier National Park

http://strangesounds.org/2019/06/glacier-national-park-glaciers-growing.html

Ummm… crocodiles are freshwater animals – right?

If global warming did exist, the world would soon become like “Raft”!