My grandfather liked to take shortcuts even for this: Instead of walking around he cut through the cemetery and broke his neck by falling in an open grave.
A friend of mine went through multiple rounds of chemo and radiation for cancer. Finally the doctors told him they couldn’t give him any more radiation – it was now doing more harm than good – and sent him to hospice to die
Six months later hospice kicked him out – he was in remission. It’s been several years and he is still cancer-free
I want to be walking in a beautiful park or other scenic place, smiling, happy, when something falls out of the sky and takes me out without my seeing it or feeling a thing. Bam. Just gone. No suffering, no worrying, no doctors, no hospitals.
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
Remember to save enough money for all these trips.
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
Pig gets granular about his final days!
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 1 year ago
It isn’ t an attractive prospect.
ChristineFoxdale over 1 year ago
You forgot the poorhouse, Pig.
salakfarm Premium Member over 1 year ago
At my age of 82, I must admit that pig’s outlook is pretty realistic. But I don’t give a sh*t. I still drive my 2009 Nissan GT-R to the grocery store.
BasilBruce over 1 year ago
And afterwards, the barbecue pit.
pearlsbs over 1 year ago
Depending on the circumstances of death it is possible that at least one, or all three can be avoided.
Johnny Q Premium Member over 1 year ago
1) courtroom
2) prison
3) electric chair
Botulism Bob over 1 year ago
That is Pig’s bucket list before he kicks the bucket.
GROG Premium Member over 1 year ago
That’s a lot more realistic than most lists.
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago
Let me die like a dog.
unfair.de over 1 year ago
My grandfather liked to take shortcuts even for this: Instead of walking around he cut through the cemetery and broke his neck by falling in an open grave.
hariseldon59 over 1 year ago
1) Slaughterhouse2) Butcher shop3) Kitchen
Keno21 over 1 year ago
Afterwards, meat packing plant.
TonysSon over 1 year ago
Well, at least he seems confident the Crocs won’t get him first.
Procat Premium Member over 1 year ago
He forgot a political rally
jel354 over 1 year ago
I’m surprised “Cheese Factory” didn’t make that list.
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
One place I would like to visit before I die is a mansion.
tuliplover over 1 year ago
Oh, the places you’ll go.
david_42 over 1 year ago
4) Hormel’s
Goat from PBS over 1 year ago
My man Pig is just being realistic. Perhaps list a nursing home on there.
steveh64 over 1 year ago
Optimist, meet pessimist – or, optimist, meet realist, if you prefer.
Sportymonk over 1 year ago
Don’t forget the Funeral home. Well, you won’t be able to check it off.
Radish the wordsmith over 1 year ago
I started my bucket list, I got a bucket.
ladykat over 1 year ago
There are other places I’d like to visit, but Pig has probably nailed it.
walstib Premium Member over 1 year ago
My favorite Jerry Seinfeld quote: " I made a bucket list, turned the “b” to an “f”, and was done with it."
Cerabooge over 1 year ago
1. Downtown.
2. Standing at a crosswalk.
3. Halfway to the other side of the street.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Goat thought it was Pigs bucket list, but it turned out to be another Pity- party list!
The Lone Reader over 1 year ago
He forget to add “Places I won’t see once me dead…”, 1/ morgue, 2/ casket, 3/ cemetary/crematory—place your bet!!
Maswartz over 1 year ago
Honestly at this point this is on Goat for ever making assumptions about what Pig is saying or doing.
stamps over 1 year ago
4. Morgue
5. Funeral home
6. Grave
The Moose Group over 1 year ago
What about Oscar Meyer?
Buoy over 1 year ago
I don’t remember any of those from the book “Oh the Places You’ll Go!”
d edwin over 1 year ago
Depressing!!!
crocman48 over 1 year ago
They’re must be some bs California law against The crocs in a comic
zeexenon over 1 year ago
One, check! Two, check. Three, around the corner or during either my bed time or afternoon naps.
FireAnt_Hater over 1 year ago
A friend of mine went through multiple rounds of chemo and radiation for cancer. Finally the doctors told him they couldn’t give him any more radiation – it was now doing more harm than good – and sent him to hospice to die
Six months later hospice kicked him out – he was in remission. It’s been several years and he is still cancer-free
JLChi over 1 year ago
I want to be walking in a beautiful park or other scenic place, smiling, happy, when something falls out of the sky and takes me out without my seeing it or feeling a thing. Bam. Just gone. No suffering, no worrying, no doctors, no hospitals.
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
Pig is achingly literal-minded. But, you know, accurate….
Galaxina over 1 year ago
Pastis on depressants…
DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago
Lesson: we have two eyes and one mouth. Look lots, talk little and later.