Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 06, 2024

Only the vegans and lactose intolerant will be arguing then — probably with each other.

If you eat too much cheese, you won’t be able to relax.

Hope everyone has a Gouda day

Is that why today’s background is yellow?

sounds like a gouda idea Pig!

Cutting the cheese is the best part!

This is a cheesy comic!

OK, maybe my taste buds aren’t too bright BUT I have never tasted the cheese on a cheeseburger. I taste the meat and fixins but cheese…not so much

Phooey. Me no needs no steenky cheese.

Found a smoky gouda with bacon. It’s now my favorite for small snacks.

But I hate cheese

Maybe a wheel of Gouda or some fried mozzarella sticks would fit the big bill.

Hand out turkey sandwiches instead, Pig. Maybe the tryptophan will calm them down.

I don’t like cheese.

I like Pig’s idea.

If it’s Swiss, your idea is full of holes!

My Grandfather used to say, “Don’t eat too much cheese, it’ll ‘Bind you up’!”

How about just smile and say “Cheese”?

I keep eating a lot of cheese, but now I’m arguing with my cardiologist.

And a lot of burgers, pizzas, and lasagnas to go with it.

As cheesy as Pig can be, I love that guy.

Substitute chesse for some chocolate (or ice cream now that I think of it) and I’m there.

Stop! That’s my cheese. It’s nacho cheese.

And who is going to cut the cheese, hmmm? Riddle The Count that, if you will…

I hate cheese so does that mean I get to keep arguing?

I’m not much of a cheese fan but I do stay away from most of my relatives.

Gotta love Pig’s spirit.

A whole lotta cheese.

Sounds like a plan.

You should believe in cheeses. “Blessed are the cheese makers.” (The Life of Brian)

Cheese and no whine.

& now the cows are sick, so……..

As long as the cheese isn’t Casu Martzu.

The government has your back. They still give away blocks of cheese to just about anyone who asks for it.

That’s actually pretty good advice. With mouths full of cheese, they can’t argue as easily.

Why can’t we all just get a bong?

Time to play some Richard Cheese & “Lounge against the Machine”

Either a cheeseburger or an omelette is fine

Oh yeah.

What if someone’s allergic?

Make mine chocolate instead of cheese. On the other hand, I guess It doesn’t matter since I gave up arguing when I left the US

You’ll be wasting a lot of cheese for nothing.

I’m eating cheese.. and Tillamook is OFFICIALLY BETTER than Wisconsin cheese!! #micdrop

Cheese Cake, please.

I heard yesterday that the most stolen food in the world is cheese. (??)

No, we aren’t.

;-)

More wine, cheese, and sausage… less whine.

Make it all Limburger, then sniff before you reply to them. Don’t bother if you know they are card carrying Political Party members.

Cheese doesn’t last long in our house. Whenever I get some, I edam.

at an older age that cheese is not going to cut it (so to say) to keep one relaxed. gonna need some fiber in there to ease one’s mind in order to relax.

I thought the same, until I ate a hamburger; didn’t realize there wasn’t any cheese, just noted it tasted “funny”. Then I saw there wasn’t any cheese.

No worries, the USDA has got you covered. It literally has warehouses full of cheese made from subsidized milk. One reason most school lunches consist of little more than starch and cheese.

The US government still has tons of surplus cheese aging in storage. Modern Farmer ( May 25, 2022 ) Yes, the Government Really Does Stash Billions of Pounds of Cheese in Missouri Caves

The dude from FL —-You need a nice real sharp cheddar, or other really strong flavored cheese. Better yet, also leave the burger out.

Ahh … the power of cheese.

(As I commented on “Breaking Cat News” a couple days ago.)

They’ll go broke buying all that cheese. LOL.