Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 13, 2024

too good

It’s one thing when your alarm goes off by accident; it’s another to be taken down by friendly fire.

Yay! – Guard Duck is Back! :)

Yesterday, PeteBroccolo said he wanted Guard Duck. His wish came true.

Hire the locals.

A duck with a B-40? It’s just crazy enough to work.

Panel 5: As the mail carrier approaches… “Do you feel lucky, punk?”

YAY! Lil’ Guard Duck!

What are his rates?

Falling Down

Come on! I’m ready for ya, ya (children of unwed parents)!

Wonder what his “bill” will be?!

I have a similar protection system. It’s called shoot, shovel, and shut-up!

Pig must be reeally reech to affording his very own personal guard duck for his home. No way big bad wolf is gets close enough to huffs n puffs yours hois down eh Pig.

Now I wait for the show down (hehehe) of Guard Duck and Bomber Dove.

He looks more like a train engineer than an installer. And who ever needed a hammer to install an alarm system ??

Did somebody ask about Guard Duck the other day?

Who’s watching the other ways to enter the house?

I have a shotgun and a Chihuahua. I don’t need a “security system.”

Those worker uniforms, though!

Rat speaks softly and carries a big stick. OK… Rat doesn’t speak softly at all. Ever.

Poor duck, every time he asks to get paid, they just want to put it on his bill.

Well punk, do you feel lucky?

Guard Duck! I missed you, buddy!

Guard Duck has been known to be a little trigger happy.

Stephen could make a fortune by marketing a pin to wear onone’s clothing with LGD & his rocket launcher. I’d buy a few.

Wish we could see Guard Duck more often. He’s so funny and comically serious.

Alarming!

Yeah, having a DMD (Duck of Mass Destruction) will scare anyone off.

Does anyone track guard ducks appearances?

Good to see Guard Duck again after so long.

Quacky Harry?

Pig’s home defense system isn’t all it’s quacked up to be.

He needs his home protected from Rat

finally, he’s back

Guard Duck is ON DUTY!

Love Guard Duck. Hope we see more of him!

Have we ever had Guard Duck and the Crocs on the same day?

I thought Little Guard Duck was overseas doing voluntary military service supporting Ukraine. Glad to see him back. ;-)

I also have a protection system – 3 Rottweilers and an English Mastiff. Unfortunately, the system is defective. The Rottweilers might drown an intruder in drool while delivering slobbery kisses, but that’s about it. And the Mastiff, although lovable, is a bit of a coward. :)

do ya feel lucky?…well…do ya???

Guard Duck ! Yes ! … Croc Power !

‘bout boomin’ time!

Ergo, the failure of Amazon delivery drones.

I would rather have an “active” system like Guard Duck. All an alarm system does is tell you when something is happening. Doesn’t stop it. Guard Duck would definitely stop it or them, probably by blowing them to smithereens.

Yippi, no stay and don’t disappear again!

I’ve been waiting for Li’l Guard Duck to make an appearance again!

THERE HE IS!!

Have him guard the Capitol next January

Anyone who sounds like Clint Eastwood is not to be messed with.