I still can’t believe ‘Flat-Earthers’ actually believe the Earth is flat. It HAS to be a hoax. It’s like Cartman trying to make Kyle believe that he is being sincere; you just KNOW it ends with ‘Ha ha! Made you believe me!’
If Goat is a Liberal he did. Or would/will when the Masters in the Ministry of Truth tell him. God Bless America! (The Court doesn’t think Goat is a Liberal, btw)
Sherlock Holmes, no dummy, claimed to be unaware that the Earth travels around the sun. When he was upbraided by Watson for his ignorance, Holmes said that the fact was of no use to him, and that he would immediately try to forget it.
The world is as it is, no matter what we may think of it. I’m just skeptical of any gov’t agency that takes $24 billion of our taxes to tell us stuff that barely affects any of us.
Just remember the earth’s surface is mostly water, and that water is non-fizzy, so the earth is actually flat.Also there’s no such thing as gravity, the earth just sucks
Just remember that you’re standing on a planet that’s evolving, And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour, That’s orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it’s reckoned, A sun that is the source of all our power……….and so on.
There is a large world of facts of no use to me. I shall have to recategorize my life. Starting with the size of the sun, who cares? How far is the moon from earth, doesn’t matter.
This is interesting, because I just recently watched a science video showing how, because of the gravitational influence of the planets, the center of Earth’s orbit is sometimes actually outside the sun itself. Although the sun is huge, it’s still affected by the planets around it.
Interesting little fact for the day. The Flat Earth Society was initially created to challenge the ‘facts’ of scientists, and the name likened back to the days when scientists insisted the Earth was flat. The organization attracted a lot of nutjobs and is now far different than it was intended.
We’re supposed to be the smartest dudes around, but deep down it looks like something went terribly wrong along the way that took us from there to here.
I heard from a super secret government source that the reason the earth wobbles is because the core of the earth is full of water! Shhhh, mums the word.
I don’t agree with Kings and Queens as rulers or with dictators, but with all the idiots in the world you can sure see why it might seem necessary to dispense with so much nonsense.
I guess that people who complain about the horrible public school system are onto something, given the shockingly large percentage of the population of the USA who think that the sun orbits the earth. After all, you can see it doing just that. Every day.
The only things I can say I actually “know” are things I can see or actually feel myself.. (and nowadays, just being able to “see” something doesn’t mean it is real!… but anyway, we go to school and are taught so many things, that I take someone else’s word that it is as they say it is…and maybe they themselves are wrong, but don’t know it! I have been told so many things that I accept as “fact” and it can all be just propaganda!
Seth down 29 days ago
Make America Flat Again
BasilBruce 29 days ago
We now have a new expression: “Dumb as a rat.”
sirbadger 29 days ago
Earth travels in a spiral pattern through the galaxy, because the sun is travelling through the galaxy.
iggyman 29 days ago
Goat, it seems that way at election time !
iggyman 29 days ago
Rat must have a tinfoil hat!
GeorgeInAZ 29 days ago
14 days to flatten the curve! The Hunter laptop is a Russian hoax! The Steele dossier is real! The border is secure, and the people are prospering!
If the government ever claimed that the sun circles the earth, that might be the least of its lies.
ACK! Premium Member 29 days ago
Somewhere around supply-side tax cuts, would be my guess.
Keno21 29 days ago
I still can’t believe ‘Flat-Earthers’ actually believe the Earth is flat. It HAS to be a hoax. It’s like Cartman trying to make Kyle believe that he is being sincere; you just KNOW it ends with ‘Ha ha! Made you believe me!’
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 29 days ago
This comic is just begging to be trolled!
Count Olaf Premium Member 29 days ago
If Goat is a Liberal he did. Or would/will when the Masters in the Ministry of Truth tell him. God Bless America! (The Court doesn’t think Goat is a Liberal, btw)
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 29 days ago
My favourite such theory is the one arguing that either Finland or Australia (or possibly both) don’t exist.
steveh64 29 days ago
Sherlock Holmes, no dummy, claimed to be unaware that the Earth travels around the sun. When he was upbraided by Watson for his ignorance, Holmes said that the fact was of no use to him, and that he would immediately try to forget it.
monya_43 29 days ago
Of all the things I’ve lost, I think I miss my mind the most. Then, I believe I agree with Pig, that I may have never had one.
Tom 29 days ago
That fallacy is as good as Socialism will make us all happier.
Rob Smith Premium Member 29 days ago
Around?? AROUND!?!?!
scote1379 Premium Member 29 days ago
Spin, Spin, Spin
Ellis97 29 days ago
Rat is such an idiot.
[Unnamed Reader - 68637d] 29 days ago
There are probably people out there who believe that and who will mock you if you disagree
chris_o42 29 days ago
I’m with Pig.
SkyFisher 29 days ago
That insight makes you very smart, pig.
Doug K 29 days ago
A mind is a terrible thing to lose.
Spence12 Premium Member 29 days ago
The world is as it is, no matter what we may think of it. I’m just skeptical of any gov’t agency that takes $24 billion of our taxes to tell us stuff that barely affects any of us.
mindjob 29 days ago
The government is having none of it. Locking up Galileo should have been a clue
Goat from PBS 29 days ago
To answer the question… It doesn’t take any time. Becuase it doesn’t.
Ignatz Premium Member 29 days ago
The earth travels around the sun, but how many people know what the actual evidence is for it, and could successfully argue against a geocentrist?
just-ducky 29 days ago
Just remember the earth’s surface is mostly water, and that water is non-fizzy, so the earth is actually flat.Also there’s no such thing as gravity, the earth just sucks
SusieB 29 days ago
I think we know the answer to that question. It started with a fat orange man descending down an escalator
davidlwashburn 29 days ago
My daughter has been in conversations with some flat earthers lately. Those people are nuts.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 29 days ago
Just remember that you’re standing on a planet that’s evolving, And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour, That’s orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it’s reckoned, A sun that is the source of all our power……….and so on.
drivingfuriously Premium Member 29 days ago
There is a large world of facts of no use to me. I shall have to recategorize my life. Starting with the size of the sun, who cares? How far is the moon from earth, doesn’t matter.
farnhazenbrep 29 days ago
This is interesting, because I just recently watched a science video showing how, because of the gravitational influence of the planets, the center of Earth’s orbit is sometimes actually outside the sun itself. Although the sun is huge, it’s still affected by the planets around it.
Snoopy Copter 29 days ago
Does this mean Rat is catholic?
chaosed2 29 days ago
Interesting little fact for the day. The Flat Earth Society was initially created to challenge the ‘facts’ of scientists, and the name likened back to the days when scientists insisted the Earth was flat. The organization attracted a lot of nutjobs and is now far different than it was intended.
spamjtam 29 days ago
they are both wrong, obviously pastis has never heard of the term barycenter
patrickab7 29 days ago
Bold of them to believe the sun exists. #SunIsntReal
aerotica69 29 days ago
I blame the fake doctor who sells butt deodorant. For everything.
elgrecousa Premium Member 29 days ago
We’re supposed to be the smartest dudes around, but deep down it looks like something went terribly wrong along the way that took us from there to here.
nostall 29 days ago
45 surfers lost, over the edge, during the Flat Earth Surfing Competition.
Old27F20 29 days ago
I heard from a super secret government source that the reason the earth wobbles is because the core of the earth is full of water! Shhhh, mums the word.
KEA 29 days ago
of all the dumb conspiracy hoaxes out there, flat earth is the dumbest.
zeexenon 29 days ago
Everyone did indeed swear on a stack of bibles that it did, until that spoil-sport Nicolaus Copernicus messed things up.
Eric S 29 days ago
We know, Pig,…we know.
stev0 29 days ago
Actually the Sun and the Earth both rotate around Kanye West (source: Kanye West).
wildlandwaters 29 days ago
what makes this even funnier (or, scarier) is there are people that probably believe Rat…
Buoy 29 days ago
I don’t agree with Kings and Queens as rulers or with dictators, but with all the idiots in the world you can sure see why it might seem necessary to dispense with so much nonsense.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 29 days ago
The Earth is flat because Dick Tracy’s arch-enemy wants it that way
Yontrop 29 days ago
In the real world pigs are smarter than goats. Rats are probably somewhere in between. Just saying.
AndrewSihler 28 days ago
I guess that people who complain about the horrible public school system are onto something, given the shockingly large percentage of the population of the USA who think that the sun orbits the earth. After all, you can see it doing just that. Every day.
pamela welch Premium Member 28 days ago
LOLOL
Arghhgarrr Premium Member 28 days ago
November 1994
eddi-TBH 28 days ago
Join the “Back To The Trees Society” today. Before it’s too late.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 28 days ago
The world revolves around Rat. That’s what he really think.
redback 28 days ago
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV
suelou 26 days ago
The only things I can say I actually “know” are things I can see or actually feel myself.. (and nowadays, just being able to “see” something doesn’t mean it is real!… but anyway, we go to school and are taught so many things, that I take someone else’s word that it is as they say it is…and maybe they themselves are wrong, but don’t know it! I have been told so many things that I accept as “fact” and it can all be just propaganda!