Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 08, 2024

I wish someone would give him a swift kick in the donald-b@lls!!!!! Repeat often!!!!!

That is scary!

Yeah, no, no happy ending to the election. JFK’s term has been called Camelot. In January, Sauron is reopening Mt Doom.

But really, I accept the outcome but it could stand a theme song. Everybody Knows.

Everybody knows that the dice are loadedEverybody rolls with their fingers crossedEverybody knows the war is overEverybody knows the good guys lostEverybody knows the fight was fixedThe poor stay poor, the rich get richThat’s how it goesEverybody knowsEverybody knows that the boat is leakingEverybody knows that the captain liedEverybody got this broken feelingLike their father or their dog just diedEverybody talking to their pocketsEverybody wants a box of chocolatesAnd a long-stem roseEverybody knows

Enjoy folks…. You had time, you could have had him in jail…

But NO, you chose to make him your fearless leader instead….

Only in America! you say …

Find Democracy in the Constitution. Not there. However, republican is.

As my wonderful Dutch wife keeps reminding me, they voted him in, they will get the government that they deserve. Me, I have been actually speechless for the last few days. Then I remember that I bugged out in ‘85, so it really has nothing to do with me. Never been happier with my decision, no regrets. I sometimes try to imagine my life there, now, if I had stayed…scary.

Yesterday I heard on the news that Putin called Trump to congratulate him and welcome him to a new world order. This is the most troubling thing I’ve heard yet. Now I fear for America…

And what’s this I’ve heard about 40 million votes will be uncounted? I wasn’t paying attention, and heard that in the background while the news was on…

You are now all free to go start your trans-gender, illegal immigrant, race-based, hyper-inflation Utopia somewhere else. But I’ve already heard those same promises 8 years ago.

Where’s my portal gun?

What will FOX News complain about for the next four years? Life will be perfect now that Trump is president again . . . right?

My first Presidential Election was 1972. The Constitution had just been amended to give 18-year-olds the right to vote. Alleged felon Richard Nixon defeats decent human being George McGovern in an absolute landslide. Fast forward to 2024. Convicted felon and all-around horrible human being Donald Trump defeats decent human being Kamala Harris in an absolute landslide. How far we have come as a nation. I’ve spent the last half-century obsessing about what crap the Republicans are going to try next. No more! Screw it! Eff politics! The re-election of Trump has been strangely liberating for me. I have a good life. I’m going to enjoy it.

Some of us will need to make some micro adjustments to thrive with Steve Bannon close to the wheels of power and RFK Jr going crazy on health care. I, for one, am gonna quit “checking” my white male privilege, and start putting it to work for me!

America has elected its first criminal/traitor president before electing its first female president. What a day for proud felonists/traitors.

maga-

-Seniors voted to gut Social Security.

-Men voted for their wives and daughters to die from miscarriages.

-Immigrants voted for deportation raids.

-Poor people voted for tax cuts for billionaires.

-Women voted to have fewer rights than men.

-Police voted for a convicted felon.

good job magats

I’m going with “not”.

“It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!”R.E.M.

Apparently economics (that is, inflation) was the primary drive for voting for Trump. So Americans are willing to throw their mothers, sisters, wives, and daughters, not to mention the whole country, under the bus, just for a chance to avoid being hungry

Democrat tears are delicious.

“I said I would be a dictator on day one, I never said ONLY on day one. And if I did say it, I didn’t say it.”

At least he’ll solve the hurricane problem by nuking them! Finally someone who will DO something about it.

If Biden had dropped out earlier, the Democrats could have had time to choose a nominee, instead of having one chosen for them.

Well… what happened happened. There has been plenty of analysis why stupid was reelected. No single factor is responsible, but there’s a few things worth mentioning. I’ll put them in the replies this comment cuz they’re long. Ignore if you like and f$%& america.

You can always count on @Sun and @Stopthespendingnow to flaunt their hatefulness, their ignorance, and their delight in inflicting pain.

Traitor Trump was never intelligent a day in his life, never honest a day in his life, and never patriotic a day in his life. Too bad only intelligent people KNOW this.

If you can distance yourself from the tragedy that was Tuesday – and I ain’t sayin’ that’s easy – there are certainly many things to marvel over here. For instance, as soon as the presidential election was called for Trump, poof, all suspected voter fraud and rigged elections didn’t exist. The orange guy talked about it all day up to this point, and so did his followers out there on social media. I suspect that voter fraud and rigged elections will suddenly become a non-issue to Republican politicians at every level across the country. The other thing to marvel over was that Democrats refused to act like cry-baby Republicans after they lost. (I mean, they’re only human. How could they not want to drop down to Trump’s level after watching his whiny routine all these years?) Mrs. Harris didn’t start yelling and screaming that the election was rigged, and I know she won’t spend the next four years yelling and screaming that the election was stolen as the orange guy did from 2020 to 2024, the same orange guy that actually did try to steal an election, the same orange guy that never conceded that he lost in 2020, the same orange guy that didn’t attend the 2021 inauguration because he had to run home and change his diaper, the same orange guy that America just reelected.

Wow, Bolling is Paranoid.

“Don’t blame me! I didn’t vote for him.”

—90% of the US voting population three years from now.

can’t wait to hear how supporters of the winner are ok when Obamacare is cancelled, as long as they don’t touch their insurance from the affordable care act.

I love it!!! Let’s make America GREAT again!!!

Dear Ben,

We couldn’t keep it.

Apparently he CAN fool/con most of the people all of the time!

Before the election he said it was rigged. Maybe we should get a recount.

I have become comfortably numb…

I was really looking forward to not seeing this clown in cartoons and articles for the first time in ten years. Now have to wait until 2029.

“The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell 1984

I’m almost 78. My fondest wish is to outlive him and to be able to afford a trip to the cemetery where he’s interred so I can dance in his grave.

All, I read a number of your comments on the election. Can we all put our feelings for Trump Trump aside for 60 seconds. The Democrats ran a stupid campaign. That stunt with SNL, that exposed Harris to 4.5 million viewers for about three minutes, what was that? Trump sat down with Joe Rogan for three hours and got 50 million listeners. X, has more people than the population of the country, 106 million Americans alone. And, back when it was called twitter the left had facebook and twitter both.

Let’s face it, they relied on legacy media.

Looks like America likes it. Congratulations

There were states that voted to protect access to abortion, and then went with Trump for president. What are they thinking?

So, I guess GoCowards are going to leave comments off on the political cartoons? I thought they were supposed to be back after the election. I’m not surprised and thought this was going to be the outcome regardless of who won the election. Cowardice in the media is the baseline anymore outside of the RWNJ-media.

And that’s the ball game.Born: Merch 4, 185 (Constitution becomes the law} Died: January 20, 2025 (Trump becomes the law)

There’s one silver lining: subversive, antiauthoritarian humor is always best directed at those in power, so Mr. Bolling faces a far more target rich future than if the government continued to be run by normal, boring people. If the “we’re not a democracy / but he said ‘peacefully’ / she’s not his type” crowd here weren’t triggered enough recently, wait til his anger and infirmities are writ large on the world stage instead of just at his rallies and on truth social. Come January 20, they ain’t seen nothing yet!

The most politicized and corrupt Supreme Court in history. They are no better than the Mob’s consigliere. At least the Mob’s consigliere are loyal to the Mob. The SCOTUS, ops, I meant to say the disloyal SOBs

…and once again the crowd picks Barabbas…

Apparently they do like it and want the Orange Fuhrer…

Hey! That’s what Gavin Newsom said!

F&$k america and f&$K americans. I have since elementary school known that this country is filled with the dumbest, backward, most unsophisticated, uncultured, racist white trash there is on this planet. Now at 57, i’ve traveled a good part of this world, seen it for myself and this election has proven me absolutely correct. The best thing that could happen for this plant now is for America and Americans to be destroyed and get wiped off of it. I have washed my hands of this plutocratic cesspool of racism, misogyn, and consumption. Unity? F&$k that. Loyalty? F&$k that. Patriotism? F&$k you personally. I may be forced to live here but I am absolutely Not of here. I don’t owe this country anything. Burn it down clowns, burn it all down.

Judge cancels court deadlines in Trump’s 2020 election case after his presidential win. -AP Press

Mmm…tears of unfathomable sadness…

Well, there you are. Should have been in prison in 2015, skated by two impeachments, the documents case should have been long over now with a life sentence … just bad luck, or God hates America ?

It’s feels like America voted to have the 2nd jet to fly into the second tower.

While scratching you head over the results of this election, Consider this:

“According to Google Trends, searches for “Did Joe Biden drop out” started spiking around 6 a.m. on election day and continued to rise over the course of the day until reaching its peak at midnight.

It then started to spike again around 8 a.m. the day after.

Prior to election day, there were virtually no such searches.

President Biden, of course, dropped his re-election bid in July."

What does this say about the American electorate?

Anybody?

A recurring thought inside DT’s head throughout his life:“If I don’t [insert illegal, immoral, act here] now, I’ll never forgive myself.”

Jan 2025: “Time for some forgiveness.”

OMG the gallery of rogues is really here. This is a joke of a timeline. We really are stuck in a badly written comic book(not you Tom, you are hilarious).ducking hell this is what it feels like to live inside a satire. Especially Putin chuckling in the background

No NEW toon? My personal theory is that half voters for Traitor Trump are evil and sadistic (like Traitor Trump) and want to join with Traitor Trump and his flunkies (and more importantly his handlers) to hurt people.

The other half of voters for Traitor Trump are masochists and want to be hurt by Traitor Trump and his flunkies and more importantly his handlers).