Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 23, 2022

Better call the Mayo Clinic

If his guests survive, it will be a miracle.

Bung couldn’t find the Barbasol

She’s now “giving thanks” by bowing down before the porcelain throne.

Great recovery by Bung after being run over by a beer wagon. (Budweiser?)

“Cool Whip”? “Miracle Whip”? What are they?

An interesting substitution.

At a guess, someone is going to get creamed.

It’ll be a miracle if she doesn’t whip him.

Miracle whip is one of the more disgusting things invented. My mother used to love it. She doesn’t anymore, thank goodness. Ugh. I can still taste it… tastes like disappointment with a hint of odd, tangy sweetness.

Cool Whip is water, hydrogenated vegetable oil, HFCS, other stuff, and less than 2% dairy products. IMHO, not much better than Miracle whip. If you can’t get heavy cream, sugar, and a whisk, try a can of Reddi-Wip. It is sweetened cream whipped by nitrous oxide.

Bung ran out of Cool Hwip…..Lol!

I’m sorry, but this couldn’t be Miracle Whip. The topping is standing upright. It must’ve been a Cool Whip knockoff brand like the store brand.

Oh, the humanity!

An advertisement? I either, but real whipped cream is so easy (I Know, not as easy as opening the fridg an serving , but dang…)

Reminds me of a character on an old British TV show, The Vicar of Dibley. This character would whip up the most disgusting concoctions, on purpose. Another character referred to her as the Dibley poisoner.

My sister made egg salad with butter, not mayo

As we used to say: GROSS!!!!!

Hon, we can’t be rude and leave now…hon?

Cool Whip is pure trans fat. One of the worst things you can put in your body.I used to love that stuff.

In 1966, Cool Whip was invented to save time for homemakers. It’s a truly American marriage of science and marketing. I have no idea what it really is.

Whip Bung!

Someone’s going to get horse-whipped.

At least they didn’t use ketchup.

That doesn’t look anything like the “Miracle Whip” my wife bought and Sasha’s

I had to remind myself Miracle Whip is a mayo brand.

Oh Yuck……

I am and always have been an eater of Miracle Whip. I like it. (I do not like mayonaisse) But not a substitute for CoolWhip, KoolWhip, or whipped cream, especially on pumpkin pie which requires whipped cream.

Save it for Wilbur Weston!

Don’t use either but I have tasted both and she is right miracle whip is way too sweet, not to mention slimy.

Ewwww

Cool whip, miracle whip, leather flogger. Let the good times roll.

However you like your mayo, I doubt you like it on pumpkin pie.