Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 26, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 6 months ago

    My wife.

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    David_the_CAD  6 months ago

    It is all of them legs and eyes, they can be way too creepy.

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    blunebottle  6 months ago

    I don’t kill the daddy long legs. They eat the less desirable spiders.

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    Kiba65  6 months ago

    I catch and release….

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    Qiset  6 months ago

    My thoughts exactly. I like spiders.

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    Zykoic  6 months ago

    One morning I thought I saw a brown mouse scurrying across my bedroom floor. It was a very big brown spider. I made it two dimensional. Sadly, no way to ID it. I don’t mind the outdoor guys. They keep the mosquitoes in check a bit.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 6 months ago

    I had a wolf spider that insisted on getting into my house . I had to kill it. Had no choice. You weren’t there!

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    enigmamz  6 months ago

    Hoomans is so dumb.

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    The_Uncle  6 months ago

    Actually Blanche, spiders (like snakes) are not poisonous – they’re venomous. Very few species represent a threat to us via their bite. And yes, without our favourite web-builders, we wouldn’t be able to move for the millions of insects out there… Plus, they work cheap! Please don’t squish…

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    Alyssa the Great  6 months ago

    I always make sure to let any bugs I find live, unless they’re either poisonous or invasive. Even if it is a giant scary looking spider.

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    Scorpio Premium Member 6 months ago

    Yeah – Nope. you stay out there, i’ll stay in here. and we’ll all be happy

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    littlejohn Premium Member 6 months ago

    Wiz, just send the spider to France. There it might meet it’s soulmate and get married and become newlywebs. And there they can have all the French Flies that they want. Also, they wont need to worry about any Frogs eating them. For the French do love to eat frog legs.

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    Izzy Moreno  6 months ago

    Yeah, humans.

    I guess my cat is human.

    Although, in one thing I do agree with the authors, but not for the same reasons: Humans can be very, very dumb.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  6 months ago

    I could use it to scare my sister.

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    Anters55  6 months ago

    One of the standard husband duties: (1) Open jars, (2) Take out the trash, (3) Kill the spiders.

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    DawnQuinn1  6 months ago

    I never kill spiders. I actually save them from drowning in my pool. lol

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 6 months ago

    Animal abuser are not human.

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    Eric  Premium Member 6 months ago

    If you don’t like spiders, you better like what spiders eat!

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    preacherman Premium Member 6 months ago

    The problem is Wiz, it’s probably a house spider. You’ve just condemned it to death. Slowly.

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    GentlemanBill  6 months ago

    Unless you ingest, it’s not poisonous; it’s venomous.

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    rockyridge1977  6 months ago

    Either you hate them or you love them!!!!!

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    Goat from PBS  6 months ago

    Burn the house down! Just get rid of it!

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    figuratively speaking  6 months ago

    All creatures great and small.

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    phritzg Premium Member 6 months ago

    I could always tell the size of the spider by how loud my wife screamed.

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    MichaelD Premium Member 6 months ago

    Strip of the day.

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    tcayer  6 months ago

    I read that there are many species of spiders that are venomous, and could kill humans, but their fangs are not able to penetrate our skin!

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    StephenHoyt  6 months ago

    In South America they use Tarantulas kill roaches.

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    Rise22  6 months ago

    I kill ticks….have never figured out what they are good for yet….

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    raybarb44  6 months ago

    Sad thing is that house spiders are different that outside spiders and you are just going to kill them by doing that too…..

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    BuckeyeFanForever Premium Member 6 months ago

    I usually leave them alone if they’re not bothering me.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 6 months ago

    I’ve managed to convince my wife to allow garden spiders to live in our yard. They are beautiful and make make one of the most amazing webs! I just hope they aren’t picked off by birds.

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    Robert Miller Premium Member 6 months ago

    Kinda sounds like, “Oh NO!! A Jew! Kill it, Kill it!” doesn’t it? Doesn’t matter what their politics, their lives, their accomplishments, if they live here or there, some people are just taught to hate, no matter what.

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    StoicLion1973  6 months ago

    I have an agreement with the spiders in my garage. They kill all of the pests they encounter, don’t crawl over my bike and spin webs on her, stay out the main living area (or don’t be so obvious about it) and they live in peace.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  6 months ago

    Irrational prejudice.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  6 months ago

    Say her last two words of dialogue fast enough…!

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    Gent  6 months ago

    Spiders is steenky cannibalistic creatures creatures from the infernal depths. Better SPLAAATS em eevil critters when ya sees em.

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    Mr.doom  6 months ago

    If that little spider were only half the size of wizards, it would eat him instantly

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    geese28  6 months ago

    One comic I saw was a guy who spared a spider when his wife wanted him to kill it. Next evening they got robbed at gunpoint til a sniper bullet hit the robber. The husband looked and saw the spider he saved with a rifle give a thumbs up

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    Hex Goblinweb  6 months ago

    I used to like Blanche over spiders until I researched more about them. Now I’m fine with them (as long as they don’t walk on me).

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    anomaly  6 months ago

    Well, Blanche, there’s bound to be something out there that feels the same way about you. But you don’t mind being squished for no reason, do you?

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 6 months ago

    I’m with the Wiz. Spiders don’t generally bother humans, and they eat the bugs that do bother us. I generally catch them and take them outside. And don’t even get me started on bees, who pollinate our food crops and never sting unless you try to pet them.

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    WentHulk  6 months ago

    I love spiders

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