I know I said I’d fire anyone who doesn’t participate in answering my questions, but this is a little over the top. Especially since I haven’t asked any yet.
We’re sorry, but we all told Rita that the new project that she dreamed up was so impossibly difficult, that you were the only person on the company that could successfully complete it. Please don’t hurt us!
Nala the Great 12 months ago
Are we being robbed a hallowween ghost?
c001 12 months ago
“The Medusa workshop pays off.”
Yakety Sax 12 months ago
“Okay. Everyone can put their arms down. We have found out who forgot deodorant.”
Mark Jeffrey Premium Member 12 months ago
“When I asked how they would respond to a threat from another company, this wasn’t what I had in mind.”
cdward 12 months ago
“I guess they heard how my meeting with Rita went”
P51Strega 12 months ago
Hmm, they surrender, I wonder what they feel guilty about this time?
humistonbill 12 months ago
“Rita’s race for President will mean prolonged absences from work. Who’s okay with that?”
TStyle78 12 months ago
I know football season just started, but that is no reason to do the wave to bring importance to this meeting.
irishwolfhound 12 months ago
Just hand over your project reports and nobody gets hurt.
Richard Medlock Premium Member 12 months ago
The new armpit deodorant app really works!
E.Z. Smith Premium Member 12 months ago
Salami, salami, bologna.
Rich C. Premium Member 12 months ago
Who’s been taking coffee and not putting a dollar in the cup?
RobinHood 12 months ago
Rita is right behind me, isn’t she?
zerotvus 12 months ago
“They’re not worthy”……
MRC112 12 months ago
“For heaven’s sakes, it stinks in here. Which of you isn’t wearing deodorant?”
Skeptical Meg 12 months ago
“I do love that they do the wave when I come in.”
Skeptical Meg 12 months ago
I had a bunch of ideas for a speech balloon, but it’s a thought balloon.
Skeptical Meg 12 months ago
“Maybe we should get a ceiling fan instead of the ceiling vacuum.”
christineracine77 12 months ago
“Caught them doing the YMCA dance without me again . . .”
guy42 12 months ago
OK, I’m counting hands for donuts.
lvgray76 12 months ago
“[sigh] And THIS is why I hate to come back after a day off. I wonder where they left the body.”
Lee26 Premium Member 12 months ago
This is why I don’t envy cartoonists. I never was good at these. Dana walks into a room and three coworkers have their hands up. I am ‘thoughtless’.
belovedkija 12 months ago
alright I know now they are all aliens they have too many fingers
RonBerg13 Premium Member 12 months ago
Look everyone. When I said reach for the sky…
jtburgess Premium Member 12 months ago
I wonder what they did this time?
Zebrastripes 12 months ago
When I asked for a show of hands in agreement, I didn’t mean both hands!
watcheratthewell 12 months ago
OK – - who’s been swiping my antiperspirant?
The Wiz Premium Member 12 months ago
I thought Carolina was always in a red mini-skirt?
edstephens74 12 months ago
“If they think I’m going to frisk them for the missing memory stick…”
ncrist 12 months ago
I know I said I’d fire anyone who doesn’t participate in answering my questions, but this is a little over the top. Especially since I haven’t asked any yet.
gnorth22 Premium Member 12 months ago
“Let me guess: that’s Rita behind me with a stapler.”
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member 12 months ago
I can’t believe they are still holding my grudge
patelsa 12 months ago
“They’ve fiddled with the thermostat once too often. They’ll be plants for the rest of their lives!!!!
ChessPirate 12 months ago
{"I guess I shouldn’t have asked for how many votes to table Rita’s new idea…"}
{"I just had an itch. I’m not going all Samantha Stevens here!"}
donwestonmysteries 12 months ago
All those in favor of Rita going on vacation now instead of our employee evaluations? I told her you wouldn’t mind.
95 12 months ago
“What brilliant ideas do you have up your sleeves today?” wasn’t my best choice of phrase.
Jerrie Patterson Premium Member 12 months ago
She thinks….”I hate it when they think I am angry and I just have gas”.
RobinHood 12 months ago
Finally, some respect.
poppacapsmokeblower 12 months ago
“What’s the holdup?”
Aladar30 Premium Member 12 months ago
“Don’t tell me Rita is behind me with the super soaker, again!?”
Luapgn 12 months ago
“Surrendering before I even give my 3 hour presentation.”
willie_mctell 12 months ago
Something to do with magic powers.
bjackson148 12 months ago
Who wants to go to Hawaii on a business trip?
drmickeyg 12 months ago
I knew hiring Sheriff Woody was a mistake.
Old man 2718 12 months ago
If it were a speech balloon, I would have suggested for Diana, "You guys want me to see who’s the most ticklish? "
Cannoneer 12 months ago
We’re sorry, but we all told Rita that the new project that she dreamed up was so impossibly difficult, that you were the only person on the company that could successfully complete it. Please don’t hurt us!
Phoenix83 12 months ago
“I think removing the mini-fridge may have been a mistake.”
Publius10608218 12 months ago
“I hate when they do this for a simple audit”
Ricky Bennett 12 months ago
“This is the last time I ask if they think it’s a great idea, hands down”…
mokspr Premium Member 12 months ago
You’re saying Chicago scored a touch down!?! OK, all kidding aside, let’s get back to the presentation…
FSMSupremecrt 12 months ago
Do I dare turnaround and see whay’s behind me?
sufamelico 12 months ago
@SCOTT, My entry “Just put your hands down, I’m not asking for volunteers to go and find a new replacement for Rita”
William Bludworth Premium Member 12 months ago
“Great! What did Rita do this time?”
Jon mcalexander Premium Member 12 months ago
My Caption:“Oooookaaaayy… So, you are all guilty. Of what I don’t care. What punishment will I deal out this time?!”
Jon mcalexander Premium Member 12 months ago
Another option:
“What is it this time?!”
bluephrog 12 months ago
MY caption: I think the gorilla glue will hold the glass ceiling in place now, you can all put your hands down.
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member 12 months ago
I think this staff meeting just turned into a New Yorker caption contest
jss49 Premium Member 12 months ago
“It’s unanimous.”
gmu328 12 months ago
Rats, it’s too hard to stay mad when they’re helpless.