Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 09, 2021

Burt is a true unrecognized champion! Breaking Cat News would not be able to broadcast without him!

Burt’s looking very buffed there…

Yeah, Burt!!

A round of ap"paws" for all of them!

OT:

Burt toe beans!

I suppose he needs all those muscles to move the equipment around.

I can’t believe Goldie Rowdy Pepper beat Leaping Lupin and Mommy’s Special Boy! This had to have been rigged!! On the other hand, I’m swooning over Burt’s muscles ( sigh)

OT

What a funny coincidence. I found this in yesterday’s paper.

Wrestling in the UK even keeps MPs busy:

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2021/apr/08/mps-say-wrestling-is-a-sport-in-training-schools-but-shows-are-theatre

This is the fur-st time I see a cat wrestling in Cat Fantasy!

RSoRTBs! RSoRTB! RSo Burt’s RTBs!!!

Burt is (deservedly) getting a lot of love, but I love how happy Sophie looks, and how happy Tommy looks about that fact.

Hola! Hola! Amigos! Lucha Competition will start soon. Thank you for your patience. These wrestlers are just havin’ a warm-up and practice. This is Liam, who spoke :)

Elvis eliminated! And Tabitha flies! Sophie oozes hypnosis and charm. Burt, I’d pet you any day.

Oooooo Burt’s upper body is amaaaaaaazing! (swoons) :D

Wow! La Dama Dragon really can fly.

Tommy looks like he should have been a member of “The Killer Bees (Brunzell and Blair)” of the WWF or perhaps he could have also been in that Blind Melon video “No Rain” from the early ’90s.

Oh look. It’s Vince Mc Cat, sipping behind the scenes.

I did laugh audibly at Burt’s “sip.”

Meanwhile various People are picking themselves up off the floor after being dumped out of a hammock or sighing and going to get a broom and dustpan.

All experts at whiskery kisses XXX

Looks like we have a new champion of the couch.. Go Goldie!

Welcome to cat life

There’s no turning back

Even while you sleep

They’ll remind you

Acting out their crazed behavior

They are doing you a favor

Everykitty likes to rule the world

It’s their own design

Without remorse

You must decide to

help them make the

most of freedom and of pleasure

Chaos never lasts forever

Everykitty has to rule the world

(Roland Orzabal, Ian Stanley, Chris Hughes, Mark Lettieri – Everybody Wants to Rule the World/Tears for Fears)

OMC, Burt is ripped!

If everything goes according to plan, Sunday I will have a treat for all the Orbsters here.

i love Sophie’s look of pure joy!

I can imagine this is how cats envision their lives. Of course humans are no where to be seen.

Well drawn rogues’ gallery!

Love Lupin’s scowl. Hope it doesn’t cause more problems between Goldie and him.

Goldie’s got the belt!

Is Beatrix excluded from the match?

I had no idea Burt was so buff, but after all, he works on a farm. Or has he learned to do some special effects?

yay burt!

SOOOOO much GRRRL POWER in today’s strip! Triumphant Goldie! Flying Tabitha! Beaming Sophie!

So, the under"dogs", Sophie and Puck beat Lupin and Momma’s Boy.

The La Libre Twins have conquered the house plants.

Tommy looking cool, and Sophie looking devastating, “Ms. Undertaker”.

Then the real champ, reserved Burt.

BUT the WINNERS are the READERS!

Thanks Georgia Dunn for the fun little ride and diversion!

who’s the A/V cat? And also, whats A/V?

poll: does anyone have all the BCN books? I only have the first one and elvis puffs out.

Champion of A/V Production – “I’ll just throw this little chromium switch”. (Firesign forever.)

Puck and Goldie tag teaming Elvis and Lupin? Maybe they should bow out now before Burt enters the ring.

Burt’s looking mighty buff!

Performed by Dusty Springfield and others: I Only Want to Be With You

I don’t know why it is that we love rasseling so

There is just something about it that we can’t let go

Sophie came out of her shell, as we can see,

And she’s embraced the gang almost as much as Bea,

I happens to be true, I love to read the things you do!

…….

It doesn’t matter where you go or where you live,

We each all have a talent with something to give,

Whether knocking plants down or mystery,

And we know we couldn’t do without Burt’s AV

It’s crazy but it’s true, I love to read the things you do!

…….

You make us smile, without a doubt

Each and every one

Whether rassling, or chase away all the leaves,

It is all such fun!

…….

Now, listen, kitties, I just really love all the things that you do,

Running bookstores or adventures, it’s all true!

‘Cause you started something, can’t you see

Each and every one of you is special to me

No matter what you do, I really love the things you do!

So excellent!!

OT

My wife had surgery this morning to remove an abscess from her brain. The love of the Orb is appreciated.

Burt is ripped.

A B C D E F G H I K L M N O P Q R U S T U V W X Y Z NOW I KNOW MAH C B A ’ S NEXT TIME WON’T YOU not SING WIT MEHH

What is that in Goldie’s hand in the first panel?

HURRAY FOR THE CHAMPIONS!!!!

Many roles for talented felines.

OMC! Burt all buff sipping coffee. Cracking me up!!

They are the best champions ever!

OT: Prince PhilipMy mother was a British citizen. I treasure that connection and so I mourn Prince Philips death today. As an American citizen, I accept Prince Harry’s move to his wife’s home area in America. I predict they will name their daughter Spencer Daria. My second prediction is Spencer Alice.

yeah man

Those poor houseplants.

Big Beautiful Burt!