Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for March 04, 2022

Oh, no! Elvis knows better than that . . . remember what happened last time someone interfered with Buzzy Mouse?

As Groucho said, “Of course you know this means war”

Elvis, just how secure do you think Clucky Chicken is? Do you really want to escalate this?

This beginning to sound like a nasty divorce

Elvis! Puck probably knows where Clucky Chicken is hanging out.♥

Uh oh. Looks like a hostage situation brewing in the living room.

I know a certain mouse with sharp pointy things who won’t take kindly to Elvis taking Puck’s best friend.

I need to pull up a chair…this is going to get interesting.

He claimed the woman, so Elvis is going for the upper tier.

It’s going to get worse.

Claiming your friend’s surrogate child is about as low as you can get Elvis!

Elvis, that is not very dignified!

Elvis. No. For the love of Cat, no.

Don’t do it, Elvis!

War.

Elvis has that evil sneer on his face. Turning in quite the villain, aren’t you, Elvis!?

Perhaps it’s time for a visit from the ghost of Winifred Quinn!

To those who have “moving” avatars: I have old eyes. The jumpiness of the moving avatar is very to handle and I tend to scroll quickly through the blog past the ‘jumps’ and miss reading some comments. I love our BCN and the blog, but I must zoom through space, as it hurts my eyes. I’m sorry to be such a downer; perhaps it’s best for everyone to cut back on the jumpiness??

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Burt-Ra: Friends, I’d like you to meet Wally, my top apprentice.

Puckmosis: Pleased to meet you. What are the shelves for? And Lupinium?

Wally: For my apprentice project I wanted to design a set of Thwump proof shelving. Lupinium agreed to test it out.

Elvis-Anum: Well, it looks like your project was a success.

Burt-Ra: Yes. I give your project an A+. You are officially promoted to master builder.

Beatrixia: Do you mind telling us about the Cat With Carpenter’s Mallet Symbol?

Wally: Ah, yes. That’s quite the tale.

Burt quick, get Baba Mouse in to mediate!

Off-topic :Something weird happened to my account

Just holding Buzzy that close to his face does it, I think.

Oh my Cat! You’ve gone too far, Elvis.

Oh no Elvis. NOT Buzzy Mouse!

;-))

Hmmm, Goldie has definitely chosen wisely.

The fur flew and the hissing and yowling were enough to wake the whole neighborhood up.

Not Buzzy Mouse!

Pucky is about to lay the smack-down on Elvis!

gasp!

That was not the battlefield I predicted would lead to direct confrontation, but Elvis certainly has gone for the sacred cow, I mean mouse. As a side note, I love panel three. Does this mean if the Man grows a new tail, it also belongs to Lupin?

DAD-CAT that is no way to treat MOM-CAT!

Elvis, that’s not what good boys, who deserve good food do!

Let’s see if Lupin (aka PUCK) can keep the Man from buying anymore KEBBLE or if he does, just give it to Elvis for being a bad boy, and a worse DAD-CAT .

Does that mean that Goldie also gets all the food that is in the refrigerator?

Elvis, not a good move. Puck will be more than willing to teach you about “don’t start none, there won’t be none” with several lightning-fast cat slaps at you.

Them’s fightin’ whisker rubs!

I was just going to say that

I love that Lupin has claimed “the Man’s hair” and not “the Man”.

We’re approaching Tusslemania time.

Don’t do it, Elvis. Trust this old, tired lady, it’s not worth it.

I gasped so hard at that last frame my husband asked what was wrong. I might be too invested in Pucky’s life =D

Elvis, Puck – step back from the brink. It’s not too late.

So this brings back memories of riding the bus to school, where a bunch of us kids had developed a game of “calling” exotic cars- i.e. the first person to spot the car and say “My (car make)” would “own” it. It was one autumn day that we were just cruising along and a freakin’ Lamborghini zipped by in the opposite lane. After precisely one-half second of stunned realization came the chorus “MY LAMBORGHINI!”.

I’m afraid Elvis is d____. You don’t mess with Superman’s cape…

Buzzy Mouse is off limits.

Its Buzzy Mouse

One of the cats will probably claim the house. Another will claim the state. Another will claim the continent. One will claim the planet.

With multiple cats it can get crazy when they are all marking their property. Thank dog 4 of the 5 are females and the male does not spray. It gets almost catastrophic when they smell something yummy cooking and before you know it they are in the kitchen marking you and jumping up on the counters and just being PITAs.

You just made the biggest mistake of your life

I’m so glad this strip went back to ordinary cat behavior.

Oh noes!

No! Elvis don’t do it!!

I visualize the Pink House in the distance with a small nuclear cloud emanating from it. Don’t do it Elvis!

You’re a braver cat than I, Elvis …

Trust Elvis to find the most coveted item.

Try it, Elvis, you’ll be talking out the other side of your whiskers for the next year.

When my kitties start getting “territorial”, I tell them flat out, “this is my territory, so knock it off”. They do stop. And at the colony, I tell them that if they are swatting at each other, I tell them that as long as I am there, it’s neutral territory. Some of them get it.

agreed, agreed…