Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for October 24, 2024

Oh Tortimer…….. Watching Orazilla cuddle with Tortimer is about the sweetest thing ever. And Tortimer’s reaction as well. After all, he IS a good boy.

Orazuzu beans and tail poof! Also, it seems Georgia has adopted “Doomba” as the name for the aliens.

Good for you, Ora Zella! That is how ethnic division begins, and we are having none of it!!

We…are…family

I’ve got my Roomba with me

He’s the one who is best

He’ll help me destroy the rest…

Doomba, Doomba, Doombady Doo. I’ve got a dirty floor for you….

Tortimer is safe. (At least for now.) I’m fairly certain he will stay that way. The green light didn’t affect him at all.

Let’s keep the doors locked,though. You know, just in case the Doombas could do something to him by direct physical contact.

Tortimer says ☺️!

Ok, who had Doombas?

(Go buy a lottery ticket!)

I don’t remember how Tortimer got his name… ?

I hope Yolanda is getting a good rest, cause the Holiday Cleaning is going to start on Monday in my house.

Beatrix and those big paws! ❤️❤️❤️

Usually, Ora Zella lashes her tail, but this time it’s definitely a bottle brush poof!

It’s an honest question from one that doesn’t know Tortimer. Besides, they do kinda look like him…

Whoever is in the house is family.

Doombas. So it now offical eh. And raccoon is right. That steenky robot could be one of em steenky doombahs. He was open the main doors for them remembers?

Where is traitor Destry????

Tortimer II, has been fully adopted by my occasional technophobe wife. Amazed by the good job he (it?) does, she has bought a whole tool kit to a bit obsessively daily clean his removable bits after the afternoon run.

The Raccoons are profiling!

Tortimer is a deep sleeper agent who set everyone up and sold them out!

Tortimer seems to be OK for the moment. But deep in the centre of the alien spaceship sits the alien leader – The ROOMBKON! This is a Roomba with an enormous microprocessor, and it is through the power of that processor that The ROOMBKON can control the minds of the adult cats and Destry. So far that power hs not been turned against Tortimer, but I fear that once The ROOMBKON becomes aware of Tortimer, he too will be doomed.

Ora Zella has fully gone into “Vin Diesel” mode!

That’s right, Ora Zella, defend your own. Again, not sure how the possessed cats fit into this whole thing.

What if they are like Borgs and the hive has come for Tortimer?

And he can’t seem to be too easily hacked either, so that’s a bonus!

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Iggy: So Harvey was the protector of the dust bunnies. Are there any other stories lost in futurity?

Beatrixia: There’s the story of a picture that was apparently imbued with supernatural power.

Iggy: Ooh, let’s see what happens.

Bea: Alright:

The Artist Formerly Known as The Artist stepped back and gazed at the picture he had just created. “This is my greatest masterpiece,” He declared. “I don’t want to sell it, or keep it for myself. I think I’ll just find a place to display it for all to see.”

So the Artist went to the local town hall and asked to post his picture there. The local citizens agreed this was his masterpiece, and were delighted to see it each day. One day the mayor declared that there should be a café in the town hall so people could enjoy a coffee, or tea, or whatever with a sandwich or pastry.

Eventually people noticed a strange phenomenon. Cats started to come to sit and stare at the picture, which depicted two cats, a grey tabby and a calico. It seemed that the cats would look at the picture, exchange knowing looks, and move on. Some people claimed the cats were talking among themselves.

“Is that who we think it is?” One cat asked. Another replied, “It could be. We’ll know when the time is right.”

And so it was. One day two cats appeared and sat in front of the picture, the very image of the to cats in The Artist’s picture. The Artist was so moved, he knew he had to adopt them both. Or did they adopt him? No matter, he named the adorable calico Dorrie, and the gray tabby he named Gray.

To this day people go to admire the Picture of Dorrie and Gray.

SO cute!

Tortimer is a good egg.

Doombas canon! Well done to those in the Orb who named them!

You’re our honorary, Good Boy Cat, Tortimer!

Anyone remember who first said Doombas? Inquiring minds. . . . . .

Yes! Doombas are now officially canonical! Thanks, Bea.

Tortimer is in the position of the nice person with terrible relatives, maybe distant cousins.

You are all good boys (&girls)

How about Doctor Doombas?

OT: ⋇⊶⊰❣⊱⊷⋇ THANK YOU ALL ⋇⊶⊰❣⊱⊷⋇

Georgia using emojis to convey Tortimer’s thoughts is pure genius.

It finally happened! Bartholomew has figured out how to open a door! Fortunately, it’s the one door with a lever handle and the doors with doorknobs are still safe. I’m hoping he doesn’t pick up any tips from Ora Zella.

I love OZ more and more each day!

Beatrix made a chart!

How cute, angry Orazuzu toe beans, and the cutest little bushy tail. Tortimer is so pleased to be her family. Also, don’t upset her, she is a bundle of adorable chaos.

I’m hoping she’s right.

OT Tampa

Happy Tortimer!

OT: hospital

As long as Tortimer can’t be corrupted by the mothership. Keep him well away from the windows!