My nightly routine is much simpler. Get up and check to make sure the front door is locked and the stove burners off (note: this has no relation to my actually having used the stove) at least elebenty-seven times before sleeping.
This is 100% related to the strip as I am fairly sure my OCD was brought to me by toxo! and the many kitties we had when I was younger.
We had to simplify our night routines because our cats would pin us once we got in bed. Random was 19 lbs. The others were around 15. They also controlled local gravity.
Elvis reads the newspaper before going to bed? That’s the wrong time! Read the news in the morning. The resultant outrage will fire you up for the day.
At night you need something relaxing and quiet. Spinoza*, Heidegger, or P. G. Wodehouse.
(*Don’t call him “Baruch”. It’s an insult. He chose and used the name “Benedict”, and was usually referred to by that name until recently. “Baruch” is the name by which he was cursed, reviled, and cast out by the rabbis.
I’d be brushing my teeth before getting into bed to journal. Knowing me, I’d fall asleep mid-sentence & then my teeth wouldn’t be brushed. If I don’t brush before falling asleep, I have nightmares that my teeth are rotting & falling out of my mouth. Yikes
Ay yes, just like my wife, totally disorganized routine at bedtime. It would be so simple and logical to 1. brush teeth, 2. skin care routine, that way you can apply lotion to your limbs and feet as well, 3. nightgown, 4. fuzzy socks, 5 journaling, and 6. SLEEP!
thelsrc about 9 hours ago
Is Ora holding Buzzy Mouse? Have we ever seen that before?
dmah Premium Member about 9 hours ago
You know it’s going to be cold when it’s a six cat night.
Le'letha Premium Member about 9 hours ago
Six cats in harmony on one bed and a human! Magic!
…she will never be allowed to move again.
Kahlu about 9 hours ago
My nightly routine is much simpler. Get up and check to make sure the front door is locked and the stove burners off (note: this has no relation to my actually having used the stove) at least elebenty-seven times before sleeping.
This is 100% related to the strip as I am fairly sure my OCD was brought to me by toxo! and the many kitties we had when I was younger.
(Editor’s note: so worth it!)
WelshRat Premium Member about 9 hours ago
Goldie has it right. Go to sleep. Go straight to sleep. Remember to brush teeth before getting into bed…
uncle snipe about 9 hours ago
Elvis has a Phd in comfy.
Ahsum about 9 hours ago
Sunday Funday
FreihEitner Premium Member about 9 hours ago
I always enjoy seeing Elvis reading the paper before bed. :-)
FreyjaRN Premium Member about 9 hours ago
We had to simplify our night routines because our cats would pin us once we got in bed. Random was 19 lbs. The others were around 15. They also controlled local gravity.
Robin Harwood about 9 hours ago
Elvis reads the newspaper before going to bed? That’s the wrong time! Read the news in the morning. The resultant outrage will fire you up for the day.
At night you need something relaxing and quiet. Spinoza*, Heidegger, or P. G. Wodehouse.
(*Don’t call him “Baruch”. It’s an insult. He chose and used the name “Benedict”, and was usually referred to by that name until recently. “Baruch” is the name by which he was cursed, reviled, and cast out by the rabbis.
He was a very substantial Dutchman.)
Jayfbird1969 Premium Member about 9 hours ago
Ot: Lady Blue Barker
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 9 hours ago
Notice there is no room for the Man, he’s sleeping in the spare room, formerly known asThe Cat Room.
222jo about 9 hours ago
Aah, Elvis in panel three ‘Mmh hmm’. Then looking so sweet in the last.
Lady Bri about 8 hours ago
Why does Buzzy Mouse look so sad?
I'm a humanist not a feminist. about 8 hours ago
Georgia doesn’t need to buy the bed warming device because the cats warm her bed.
Did Ryan give Georgia one of her cats, or did she adopt all of them herself?
Robin Harwood about 8 hours ago
And yes, those nightgowns do evoke the image of a haunted doll.
Sue Ellen about 7 hours ago
When did the woman start wearing reading glasses?
LoveBritTV Premium Member about 7 hours ago
OT Seeking recommendations.
Fair is Foul and Foul is Fair about 7 hours ago
Lupin… Gross.
I AM CARTOON LADY! about 6 hours ago
Well it’s a 6 cat night, and I’ve working, like a dog! (All the cats hiss, in protest!)
dl_supertroll about 6 hours ago
Why is she saying goodnight neverland? When we fall asleep, aren’t we off to never never land?
Jungle Empress about 5 hours ago
I absolutely love it when one of the cats loafs in their jammies!
markkahler52 about 4 hours ago
Then, they had to take turns tucking one another in….
cat19632001 about 4 hours ago
Ah, Lupin clutching her arm in his sleep.
cat19632001 about 4 hours ago
BoCH (with front reflection).
turner7811 Premium Member about 4 hours ago
Iggy and OZ are such cute little loafs. My JackJack is a blanket hog.
John Downie Premium Member about 3 hours ago
Has LittleMissFuss usurped Buzzy Mouse?
diskus Premium Member about 3 hours ago
For some real fun close the bedroom door after entering
rs0204 Premium Member about 3 hours ago
OT
SheMc about 3 hours ago
Oh what a wonderful bedtime!!! Just like me but I only have one cat!!!
belgarathmth about 2 hours ago
So, where does “the Man” sleep?
DorseyBelle about 2 hours ago
This is a clip-and-keep strip for sure. The artist has depicted my routine perfectly, right down to the 6 cats. I love it!!
KrisJustKris Premium Member about 1 hour ago
I’d be brushing my teeth before getting into bed to journal. Knowing me, I’d fall asleep mid-sentence & then my teeth wouldn’t be brushed. If I don’t brush before falling asleep, I have nightmares that my teeth are rotting & falling out of my mouth. Yikes
kappy.mrnustik Premium Member 38 minutes ago
What is the significance of “Good night, Neverland?”
ladykat 30 minutes ago
I give up. Now, I can’t read replies to the comments. I’ll try again tomorrow. Very frustrated.
Daltongang Premium Member 21 minutes ago
Ay yes, just like my wife, totally disorganized routine at bedtime. It would be so simple and logical to 1. brush teeth, 2. skin care routine, that way you can apply lotion to your limbs and feet as well, 3. nightgown, 4. fuzzy socks, 5 journaling, and 6. SLEEP!
The Wolf In Your Midst 9 minutes ago
I have a hideously complex and overwrought routine for bedtime:
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- Change into shorts
- Turn off light
- Get into bed
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I’m sorry to have inflicted such a lengthy spiel upon all of you. Flowcharts are available upon request.