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My nightly routine is much simpler. Get up and check to make sure the front door is locked and the stove burners off (note: this has no relation to my actually having used the stove) at least elebenty-seven times before sleeping.
This is 100% related to the strip as I am fairly sure my OCD was brought to me by toxo! and the many kitties we had when I was younger.
We had to simplify our night routines because our cats would pin us once we got in bed. Random was 19 lbs. The others were around 15. They also controlled local gravity.
Elvis reads the newspaper before going to bed? That’s the wrong time! Read the news in the morning. The resultant outrage will fire you up for the day.
At night you need something relaxing and quiet. Spinoza*, Heidegger, or P. G. Wodehouse.
(*Don’t call him “Baruch”. It’s an insult. He chose and used the name “Benedict”, and was usually referred to by that name until recently. “Baruch” is the name by which he was cursed, reviled, and cast out by the rabbis.
I’d be brushing my teeth before getting into bed to journal. Knowing me, I’d fall asleep mid-sentence & then my teeth wouldn’t be brushed. If I don’t brush before falling asleep, I have nightmares that my teeth are rotting & falling out of my mouth. Yikes
Ay yes, just like my wife, totally disorganized routine at bedtime. It would be so simple and logical to 1. brush teeth, 2. skin care routine, that way you can apply lotion to your limbs and feet as well, 3. nightgown, 4. fuzzy socks, 5 journaling, and 6. SLEEP!
[bro] my nightly routine is this. 1: put pajamas on. 2: brush teeth. 3: do waterpik. 4: get into bed. 5: draw cartoon characters of my own making. 6: turn the light off at 9:00. 7: stay awake until 11:20 because I share a room with my little brother.
She should brush her teeth before she gets in bed, and then stay there. My late boy would wait patiently until I had settled, and then take his place on top of me. My current cat thinks I move too much.
When Bart was a little cat (who am I kidding, Bart was never little), he would routinely lick the lotion off my hands at bedtime. I had to stop using it until he got out of the habit.
Our cat prefers my wife to me. Every now and then she sits on me but it’s nowhere near daily. It’s only fair. I was the Preferred Human to the previous two generations.
thelsrc about 1 month ago
Is Ora holding Buzzy Mouse? Have we ever seen that before?
dmah Premium Member about 1 month ago
You know it’s going to be cold when it’s a six cat night.
Le'letha Premium Member about 1 month ago
Six cats in harmony on one bed and a human! Magic!
…she will never be allowed to move again.
Kahlu about 1 month ago
My nightly routine is much simpler. Get up and check to make sure the front door is locked and the stove burners off (note: this has no relation to my actually having used the stove) at least elebenty-seven times before sleeping.
This is 100% related to the strip as I am fairly sure my OCD was brought to me by toxo! and the many kitties we had when I was younger.
(Editor’s note: so worth it!)
WelshRat Premium Member about 1 month ago
Goldie has it right. Go to sleep. Go straight to sleep. Remember to brush teeth before getting into bed…
uncle snipe about 1 month ago
Elvis has a Phd in comfy.
Ahsum about 1 month ago
Sunday Funday
FreihEitner Premium Member about 1 month ago
I always enjoy seeing Elvis reading the paper before bed. :-)
FreyjaRN Premium Member about 1 month ago
We had to simplify our night routines because our cats would pin us once we got in bed. Random was 19 lbs. The others were around 15. They also controlled local gravity.
Robin Harwood about 1 month ago
Elvis reads the newspaper before going to bed? That’s the wrong time! Read the news in the morning. The resultant outrage will fire you up for the day.
At night you need something relaxing and quiet. Spinoza*, Heidegger, or P. G. Wodehouse.
(*Don’t call him “Baruch”. It’s an insult. He chose and used the name “Benedict”, and was usually referred to by that name until recently. “Baruch” is the name by which he was cursed, reviled, and cast out by the rabbis.
He was a very substantial Dutchman.)
Jayfbird1969 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Ot: Lady Blue Barker
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 1 month ago
Notice there is no room for the Man, he’s sleeping in the spare room, formerly known asThe Cat Room.
222jo about 1 month ago
Aah, Elvis in panel three ‘Mmh hmm’. Then looking so sweet in the last.
Lady Bri about 1 month ago
Why does Buzzy Mouse look so sad?
Humanist about 1 month ago
Georgia doesn’t need to buy the bed warming device because the cats warm her bed.
Did Ryan give Georgia one of her cats, or did she adopt all of them herself?
Robin Harwood about 1 month ago
And yes, those nightgowns do evoke the image of a haunted doll.
Sue Ellen about 1 month ago
When did the woman start wearing reading glasses?
LoveBritTV Premium Member about 1 month ago
OT Seeking recommendations.
Fair is Foul and Foul is Fair about 1 month ago
Lupin… Gross.
I AM CARTOON LADY! about 1 month ago
Well it’s a 6 cat night, and I’ve working, like a dog! (All the cats hiss, in protest!)
dl_supertroll about 1 month ago
Why is she saying goodnight neverland? When we fall asleep, aren’t we off to never never land?
Jungle Empress about 1 month ago
I absolutely love it when one of the cats loafs in their jammies!
markkahler52 about 1 month ago
Then, they had to take turns tucking one another in….
cat19632001 about 1 month ago
Ah, Lupin clutching her arm in his sleep.
cat19632001 about 1 month ago
BoCH (with front reflection).
turner7811 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Iggy and OZ are such cute little loafs. My JackJack is a blanket hog.
John Downie Premium Member about 1 month ago
Has LittleMissFuss usurped Buzzy Mouse?
diskus Premium Member about 1 month ago
For some real fun close the bedroom door after entering
rs0204 Premium Member about 1 month ago
OT
SheMc about 1 month ago
Oh what a wonderful bedtime!!! Just like me but I only have one cat!!!
belgarathmth about 1 month ago
So, where does “the Man” sleep?
DorseyBelle about 1 month ago
This is a clip-and-keep strip for sure. The artist has depicted my routine perfectly, right down to the 6 cats. I love it!!
KrisJustKris Premium Member about 1 month ago
I’d be brushing my teeth before getting into bed to journal. Knowing me, I’d fall asleep mid-sentence & then my teeth wouldn’t be brushed. If I don’t brush before falling asleep, I have nightmares that my teeth are rotting & falling out of my mouth. Yikes
kappy.mrnustik Premium Member about 1 month ago
What is the significance of “Good night, Neverland?”
ladykat Premium Member about 1 month ago
I give up. Now, I can’t read replies to the comments. I’ll try again tomorrow. Very frustrated.
Daltongang Premium Member about 1 month ago
Ay yes, just like my wife, totally disorganized routine at bedtime. It would be so simple and logical to 1. brush teeth, 2. skin care routine, that way you can apply lotion to your limbs and feet as well, 3. nightgown, 4. fuzzy socks, 5 journaling, and 6. SLEEP!
The Wolf In Your Midst about 1 month ago
I have a hideously complex and overwrought routine for bedtime:
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- Change into shorts
- Turn off light
- Get into bed
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I’m sorry to have inflicted such a lengthy spiel upon all of you. Flowcharts are available upon request.
Katzen1415 about 1 month ago
Elvis probably had time to read that entire newspaper. Humans do need their routines, though.
MRBLUESKY529 about 1 month ago
Where is “the Man”?
GaryCooper about 1 month ago
So The Woman is left-handed.
Kitty Katz about 1 month ago
Three Dog Night: Out in the Country
When I get tired and I need a rest
I find my nightly routine is best
My six cats all with me
With Lupin at my side
Elvis and Puck abide
And now it’s bed time!
…….
Before the breeze and cold come in
Before the thermostat begins to kick in the heater
I have my cats to warm within
We love to dream
And reminisce on all our lovely memories.
…….
Let the North Wind blow we have no need to fear
There may be wind and rain
The sun will shine again
Together we know it’s very clear
We have each other now
All friends together now
And now it’s bedtime!
…….
Before the breeze and cold come in
Before the thermostat begins to kick in the heater
I have my cats to warm within
We love to dream
And reminisce on all our lovely memories.
…….
Let it snow, let the north wind blow
We’re together here, we know we need not fear
There’s nowhere where we need to go!
It’s really bed time!
……
Before the breeze and cold come in
Before the thermostat begins to kick in the heater
I have my cats to warm within
We love to dream
And reminisce on all our lovely memories.
MoultonFamily about 1 month ago
[bro] my nightly routine is this. 1: put pajamas on. 2: brush teeth. 3: do waterpik. 4: get into bed. 5: draw cartoon characters of my own making. 6: turn the light off at 9:00. 7: stay awake until 11:20 because I share a room with my little brother.
Quentin1992 about 1 month ago
What’s happened to her husband? I haven’t seen him in a long time.
sdjamieson Premium Member about 1 month ago
“Madam, I’m the comfiest I’ve ever been.” Love it!
DougFaunt about 1 month ago
She should brush her teeth before she gets in bed, and then stay there. My late boy would wait patiently until I had settled, and then take his place on top of me. My current cat thinks I move too much.
Red Bird about 1 month ago
Telling her cats not to get comfy is like telling a bird not to chirp.
Miss Mina about 1 month ago
Aw, Lupin wrapped around her arm!
When Bart was a little cat (who am I kidding, Bart was never little), he would routinely lick the lotion off my hands at bedtime. I had to stop using it until he got out of the habit.
scaeva Premium Member about 1 month ago
With six cats generating it, the snoozon flux must be incredible!
willie_mctell about 1 month ago
Our cat prefers my wife to me. Every now and then she sits on me but it’s nowhere near daily. It’s only fair. I was the Preferred Human to the previous two generations.
Font Lady Premium Member about 1 month ago
Have I mentioned how much Database and Update love my electric blanket?
bonita.eley about 1 month ago
Under a blanket of cats- perfect way to sleep!!!
vlbrown Premium Member about 1 month ago
Swap tooth brushing with journaling and we can all stay comfy.
Catmom about 1 month ago
O.T.— !@#$%^& POLAR VORTEX
ZoMcYo Premium Member about 1 month ago
Anyone else get waaay overheated if wearing socks?
jadem308 Premium Member about 1 month ago
I just love all the cozy pajamas and Elvis’s glasses.
GSD Mom Premium Member about 1 month ago
Our cat must be broken; he doesn’t sleep in the bedroom with us. He prefers to sleep on the top platform of his cat tree most of the time.
mjgaillard about 1 month ago
As if cats slept at night.
coffeeturtle 26 days ago
Wow! What a routine!