Calvin is not only deliberately uneducated, he’s a raging narcissist. Nothing can ever be his fault. The eyes of insanity in the last panel say everything.
I believe the word that describes Calvin at this moment is “delusional”. It would truly give me the willies to know someone like this in person. I would back away quickly and not have anything to do with them.
I refuse to accept that Calvin could ever grow up to be a politician, since that would mean I’d have to hate the little rascal I love so much. Sort of like matter and anti-matter meeting.
dadthedawg Premium Member about 8 hours ago
Pretty hard to weasel out of this one…..
Spacehog about 8 hours ago
Nice try! Pay up Calvin!
codycab about 8 hours ago
Just say that you were busy in outer space, Calvin. They’ll understand.
Hello Everyone about 7 hours ago
Calvin, you should have copied off Susie!
STEPUP about 7 hours ago
Yet another failure for Big Mouth!!!
snsurone76 about 7 hours ago
Oh, Gawd—I hope Calvin never considers running for POTUS!!
Baarorso about 7 hours ago
“He who fails to prepare must prepare to fail.”
Ivy Valory Premium Member about 7 hours ago
You’re losing it, Calvin. Get a grip on yourself.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 7 hours ago
Stop the Steal!
The Duke about 6 hours ago
Never bet more than you are willing to lose.
MReese about 6 hours ago
Tell it to the stuffed tiger.
Jayalexander about 6 hours ago
Not only do girls mature faster, but they network and have boys figured out long before the boys ever figure out girls.
incognito about 5 hours ago
Pay up and shut up……
French Persons Premium Member about 5 hours ago
Don’t write checks you can’t cash, Calvin.
The Reader Premium Member about 5 hours ago
If the test had been for astrophysics he would have aced it!
The Old Wolf about 5 hours ago
Calvin is not only deliberately uneducated, he’s a raging narcissist. Nothing can ever be his fault. The eyes of insanity in the last panel say everything.
Gent about 4 hours ago
Well he ain’t wrong bout the biological aspect there. Lets we calls it a draw eh.
happyinvenice23 about 3 hours ago
trumps Early years!
Guy from southern Indiana about 2 hours ago
Calvin’s denialism and spewing out excuses reminds me of the wild ranting and ramblings of a current Presidential candidate.
BJDucer about 2 hours ago
I believe the word that describes Calvin at this moment is “delusional”. It would truly give me the willies to know someone like this in person. I would back away quickly and not have anything to do with them.
SquidGamerGal about 1 hour ago
I really hope you have a good excuse for your parents…
AppleCrusher292 about 1 hour ago
At least he won’t gamble in the future. Right? RIGHT?
CharlesRiley about 1 hour ago
Girl wins bet, “Pay up”. Girl loses bet, “I have a headache.”
markkahler52 about 1 hour ago
Goes crazier, panel to panel!
bbenoit about 1 hour ago
I refuse to accept that Calvin could ever grow up to be a politician, since that would mean I’d have to hate the little rascal I love so much. Sort of like matter and anti-matter meeting.
gantech about 1 hour ago
And he won the debate too!
baskate_2000 about 1 hour ago
Nothing like a youngster’s y-chromosome to come up with this rationalization!
rockyridge1977 20 minutes ago
Let him “vent”!!!!
Angry Indeed Premium Member 13 minutes ago
Calvin’s got a death’s head sticker on his paper.
Count Olaf Premium Member 3 minutes ago
Ahhhh… the ol’ “X’s mean correct” defense. The Count remembers it well… Dilly! Dilly! : )
Robert4170 3 minutes ago
No one is better at denying reality than Calvin, his stuffed tiger being the prime example.