Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 20, 2024

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    dadthedawg Premium Member 2 months ago

    Pretty hard to weasel out of this one…..

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    Spacehog  2 months ago

    Nice try! Pay up Calvin!

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    codycab  2 months ago

    Just say that you were busy in outer space, Calvin. They’ll understand.

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    Hello Everyone  2 months ago

    Calvin, you should have copied off Susie!

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    STEPUP  2 months ago

    Yet another failure for Big Mouth!!!

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    Baarorso  2 months ago

    “He who fails to prepare must prepare to fail.”

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    Ivy Valory Premium Member 2 months ago

    You’re losing it, Calvin. Get a grip on yourself.

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    The Duke  2 months ago

    Never bet more than you are willing to lose.

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    MReese  2 months ago

    Tell it to the stuffed tiger.

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    Jayalexander  2 months ago

    Not only do girls mature faster, but they network and have boys figured out long before the boys ever figure out girls.

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    BigDaveGlass  2 months ago

    Pay up and shut up……

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    French Persons Premium Member 2 months ago

    Don’t write checks you can’t cash, Calvin.

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    The Reader Premium Member 2 months ago

    If the test had been for astrophysics he would have aced it!

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    The Old Wolf  2 months ago

    Calvin is not only deliberately uneducated, he’s a raging narcissist. Nothing can ever be his fault. The eyes of insanity in the last panel say everything.

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    Gent  2 months ago

    Well he ain’t wrong bout the biological aspect there. Lets we calls it a draw eh.

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    happyinvenice23  2 months ago

    trumps Early years!

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    Hoosier Guy  2 months ago

    Calvin’s denialism and spewing out excuses reminds me of the wild ranting and ramblings of a current Presidential candidate.

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    BJDucer  2 months ago

    I believe the word that describes Calvin at this moment is “delusional”. It would truly give me the willies to know someone like this in person. I would back away quickly and not have anything to do with them.

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    SquidGamerGal  2 months ago

    I really hope you have a good excuse for your parents…

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    AppleCrusher292  2 months ago

    At least he won’t gamble in the future. Right? RIGHT?

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    CharlesRiley  2 months ago

    Girl wins bet, “Pay up”. Girl loses bet, “I have a headache.”

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    markkahler52  2 months ago

    Goes crazier, panel to panel!

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    bbenoit  2 months ago

    I refuse to accept that Calvin could ever grow up to be a politician, since that would mean I’d have to hate the little rascal I love so much. Sort of like matter and anti-matter meeting.

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    gantech  2 months ago

    And he won the debate too!

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    baskate_2000  2 months ago

    Nothing like a youngster’s y-chromosome to come up with this rationalization!

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    rockyridge1977  2 months ago

    Let him “vent”!!!!

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 2 months ago

    Calvin’s got a death’s head sticker on his paper.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 2 months ago

    Ahhhh… the ol’ “X’s mean correct” defense. The Count remembers it well… Dilly! Dilly! : )

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    Robert4170  2 months ago

    No one is better at denying reality than Calvin, his stuffed tiger being the prime example.

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    sandpiper  2 months ago

    Cal can still tie reality in knots even though he ultimately fails to make it work.

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    Mediatech  2 months ago

    Calvin’s score was perfect too, from a different perspective.

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    grocks  2 months ago

    Did Watterson know Trump as a child?

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    ladykat  2 months ago

    Pay up, Calvin.

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    luckyduck  2 months ago

    Calvin is a much more likable POTUS then 45.

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    LEOKEV  2 months ago

    Denial, Anger, Bargaining….

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    mindjob  2 months ago

    If it’s Opposite Day, give her the 25c and say it’s worthless

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    marktson  2 months ago

    Why do you idiots insist on starting a bunch of political bs?? WHY??

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    jrankin1959  2 months ago

    Desperation does not become you, Calvin…

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    wiley207  2 months ago

    Once again, Calvin simply won’t accept defeat. And yep, I remember the dreaded Xs on a quiz or test I get handed back.

    I also like the drawing of Susie in the last panel, with her triangle mouth.

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    waynemadison  2 months ago

    Why can’t I stop singing “Desperado”?

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    mistercatworks  2 months ago

    Seriously “ex-Presidential” behavior.

    I always thought he should write a sequel “The Art of the Misdeal”.

    “My cards are dirty, the dealer is biased against me, geniuses should get extra cards, everybody else is cheating, house rules are stupid, what do you mean you cannot declare bankruptcy in poker …"

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    amaneaux  2 months ago

    When I took Japanese in college, I got really worried when we got our first quiz back. The professor was from Japan, and apparently there, tests are marked with a circle if the answer is correct, and a checkmark if it’s wrong. So seeing a bunch of answers circled and very few checked had me panicking briefly, until I realized what was happening.

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    locake  2 months ago

    88 percent of Darwin Award winners are male. People who kill themselves by doing idiotic things. The dumbest one had to be the professional skydiver who forget his parachute as he jumped out of a plane. He had camera equipment instead. He must have learned a lesson from that because he never did that again.

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    Bilan  2 months ago

    Calvin calls the Georgia Secretary of State to “find” 11,780 math points.

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    Spy Guy  2 months ago

    This looks like a job for…Spaceman Spiff.

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    Mark DeMist Premium Member 2 months ago

    If Trump had a sense of humor Calvin would be his idol. But he doesn’t.

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    SavannahJim Premium Member 2 months ago

    I know all of these Calvin & Hobbs strips are from years ago, but something about this one sounds really current and familiar. If he were to say, “It was 3 against one” even more so.

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    [Unnamed Reader - ae4371]  2 months ago

    I hope he doesn’t win again.

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    lnrokr55  2 months ago

    Poor Calvin, take the beat and move on, that makes you better than a lot of folks! Happy Weekend All ! ;-)

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    willie_mctell  2 months ago

    Zero is a number.

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    jd wigman  2 months ago

    Calvin is the perfect example of a democrat

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    rugeirn  2 months ago

    Yes! It was Opposites Day! All those votes for him were really for me! Oh, but wait—those were the fake votes! So the fake votes for him were really real votes! But that makes them real votes for him! And that makes the real votes for me fake votes for me! Which means those are actually real votes for him! But that means the real votes for him were fake votes for me! Which means the fake votes for me don’t count! Only the real votes for me count! And the fake votes for him count as real votes but not for him! And the real votes for me don’t count for me but for him! And so I won! But it’s Opposites Day so if I won I lost, and if I lost I won, but if I lost I lost, and I can’t lose, so I can’t win, but I won, so I can’t lose! I lost and I won at the some time! I own Schrodinger’s cat, too! It’s the best cat ever! And it’s alive! Or not! Maybe!

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    Clancy23  2 months ago

    Poor Calvin, he’s in having a t-Rump attack.

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    g04922  2 months ago

    Calvin will make a good little soldier. Perhaps a bureaucrat in the future “Ministry of Truth”…

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    CleverHans Premium Member 2 months ago

    For those who like to connect Calvin with politics, I suggest you pop over to Tom the Dancing Bug. He does it regularly so you don’t have to, and I think the rest of us would appreciate it if you didn’t. Thank you.

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    Kymberleigh  2 months ago

    I am convinced by this strip that Spaceman Spiff (Calvin) grew up to be Brewster Rockit.

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    Strawberry King  2 months ago

    Calvin’s crackin’ up.

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    lindz.coop Premium Member 2 months ago

    Calvin logic.

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