“The monks distributed the wealth to the citizens of Dook”.HaHaHa! Very funny, they really kept it for themselves & lived a rich life after that, while the citizens froze & starved all year!
“The monks distributed the wealth to the citizens of Dook”. Now we know it is all a dream, the church has unimaginable wealth but when Notre Dame burnt they went cap in hand to the rest of the world.
But then Nebbish sneezed, lost concentration, and turned the asteroid into a bowl of petunias that for some odd reason kept saying, “Oh no, not again, again!”
Excellent story Wiley. I see Genji and the Silent One as metaphors for the free Press.
A free, robust and investigative Press have awesome power like the Silent One, and can be an agent for good or evil.
When the Press ceases to be a check on power, but instead becomes a propagandist and enabler of a leader that is completely unqualified, we all suffer.
Some times ‘happily ever after’ means you get a job and work at something you feel the need to do. Sort of a reason for getting out of bed in the morning.
And the gazillionair king, opened the gates to “Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,” Then he opened his hotels as housing for those in need and made his great wealth available to build schools and factories to help the newcomers.
Aw, great story! Before the Bearaissance flap, I was cutting all the Nebbish strips out of my Sunday paper to put on the fridge. After my paper canceled “Non Sequitur” I went to this format. Lacking a printer, I can’t put the strips on my fridge…but at least I got to finish the story. Maybe he’ll collect it all in its own little book!
Cheapskate0 almost 6 years ago
It’s over?
topekaboo street almost 6 years ago
a new chapter begins?
waltermatera almost 6 years ago
Something looks to be over . . .
Dtroutma almost 6 years ago
Incoming!
mr_sherman Premium Member almost 6 years ago
KEWL! Great story, Wiley.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 6 years ago
A flaming Wiley Bear is on a collision course with Earth!
strictures almost 6 years ago
“The monks distributed the wealth to the citizens of Dook”.HaHaHa! Very funny, they really kept it for themselves & lived a rich life after that, while the citizens froze & starved all year!
somebodyshort almost 6 years ago
Thank you Wiley. That was a great story
kaffekup almost 6 years ago
It must have worked, we’re still here.
Watcher almost 6 years ago
Next, Nebbish and Genji take on Trump and company.
Corey Cohen almost 6 years ago
!!!
Bilan almost 6 years ago
Is this one of those time paradox stories? Whenever they try to avoid death, death comes back another way?
GreasyOldTam almost 6 years ago
As if this comic wasn’t weird enough already.
DamnHappyChappy almost 6 years ago
“The monks distributed the wealth to the citizens of Dook”. Now we know it is all a dream, the church has unimaginable wealth but when Notre Dame burnt they went cap in hand to the rest of the world.
lopaka almost 6 years ago
Is this the end of the story? Or just the end of the earth?
Enter.Name.Here almost 6 years ago
But then Nebbish sneezed, lost concentration, and turned the asteroid into a bowl of petunias that for some odd reason kept saying, “Oh no, not again, again!”
sandpiper almost 6 years ago
If it isn’t a despot, it’s an asteroid. Always something. Gee Whiz
Harry Grapjas almost 6 years ago
Thanks Wiley. I really loved this beautiful story.
danielmkimmel almost 6 years ago
Is it finally over?
KennethJohnson almost 6 years ago
Never a frozen snowball to flood the earth!
posse1 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Thats quite the Easter Egg!
rs0204 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Excellent story Wiley. I see Genji and the Silent One as metaphors for the free Press.
A free, robust and investigative Press have awesome power like the Silent One, and can be an agent for good or evil.
When the Press ceases to be a check on power, but instead becomes a propagandist and enabler of a leader that is completely unqualified, we all suffer.
Redd Panda almost 6 years ago
“I got a bad feeling about this.”
Say What? Premium Member almost 6 years ago
The monks used the money to move to San Diego and become a baseball team. Meanwhile, Nebbish and Genji need to hit one out of the park.
Kveldulf almost 6 years ago
By any chance, was this story set in the past? The really, really distant past?
rjwalch almost 6 years ago
You are confusing them with the 1%.
Radish... almost 6 years ago
“Dook, dook, dook!” says Drinky Crow.
Diat60 almost 6 years ago
Did Genji just turn into The Three Eyed Raven?
kd1sq Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Wiley, you have a drawing ability that’s much higher than you let on, I strongly suspect.
(Not that there’s anything in the least bit wrong with what you do for us daily.)
How about maybe, just once, you strut the high end stuff for us fans? Be nice to see what you can do when you really put on the dog!
lagoulou almost 6 years ago
Shades of the Bounty and Pitcairn Island!
Mikey almost 6 years ago
Good story, Wiley! Keep it coming!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Some times ‘happily ever after’ means you get a job and work at something you feel the need to do. Sort of a reason for getting out of bed in the morning.
Back to Big Mike almost 6 years ago
Thank you for a most wonderful story. I look forward to the next time your muse strikes.
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe almost 6 years ago
And the gazillionair king, opened the gates to “Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,” Then he opened his hotels as housing for those in need and made his great wealth available to build schools and factories to help the newcomers.
And shut down his Twitter account
gcottay almost 6 years ago
Yes, Nebbish, we really need to to focus!
tad1 almost 6 years ago
What a wonderful story. :)
AndrewSihler almost 6 years ago
I hate to be prosaically literal, but a streamer fastened to the mast of a sailing ship blows with the wind.
Ermine Notyours almost 6 years ago
I just had to make a comet on this site.
DCBakerEsq almost 6 years ago
Better start praying, monk.
ejajca almost 6 years ago
And the point of this Nebbish story arc was what exactly?
Please go back to drawing Wiley Bears
lordhoff almost 6 years ago
They aren’t Roman Catholic monks! :)
BaconBoyCamper almost 6 years ago
Great story, Wily! Hope there are more to come!
For now, to Genji and Nebbish :: “So long, and thanks for all the fish”…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_dUmDBfp6k&t=22s
awhatnot Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Thank you Wiley, I really enjoyed these!
secantrose over 5 years ago
Aw, great story! Before the Bearaissance flap, I was cutting all the Nebbish strips out of my Sunday paper to put on the fridge. After my paper canceled “Non Sequitur” I went to this format. Lacking a printer, I can’t put the strips on my fridge…but at least I got to finish the story. Maybe he’ll collect it all in its own little book!