Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 30, 2020

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    eastern.woods.metal  over 4 years ago

    For those of you concerned about Wiley’s health, this was his response.

    Thank you for your concern. I’m fine, just getting some extra time work on something special coming up in the Sunday editions starting at the end of May. Don’t want to spoil it for you

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    It never was. But he is a thing, for sure!

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    Dtroutma  over 4 years ago

    Feng Steve?

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    stellanova87  over 4 years ago

    She’s taking social distancing to the extreme.

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    eastern.woods.metal  over 4 years ago

    How’d she manage to move the fat slob

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    Superfrog  over 4 years ago

    Never buy an armchair with casters.

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    dadoctah  over 4 years ago

    I’ve moved on to dung shui. That’s the ancient Chinese art of getting your s—t together.

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    Say What? Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Whenever Mom would say she wants to get old and useless stuff out of the house, Dad runs and hides.

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    ♩old and in the way, that’s what i heard them say…

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    dflak  over 4 years ago

    Shh. Sit back and feel the chi flow.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    It seems to only be Feng Shui if you pay someone else to do it for you. Otherwise, it’s known as straightening up the house.

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    Amra Leo  over 4 years ago

    Feng Shui is a “thing”, you aren’t…

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    MartinPerry1  over 4 years ago

    She forgot to put the “FREE” sign above him and his chair.

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    I don’t think Chinese would enter any structure that was not built on the earth dragon’s back. Feng shui is essential.

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    Need coffee  over 4 years ago

    Even if it’s not a thing, it seems likely it’s just improved a lot inside the house.

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    Bill The Nuke  over 4 years ago

    Get rid of all things that don’t spark joy.

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    rdf5890 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Not sure I would mess with a woman who can pick up a chair with a fat man still sitting in it.

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    MDMom  over 4 years ago

    . . . do you enjoy “crossovers”? lol! :)

    https://www.gocomics.com/thebigpicture/2020/04/30?ct=v&cti=1539101

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    jimboklein  over 4 years ago

    She’s “Marie Kondoizing” her house…

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    mistercatworks  over 4 years ago

    Suddenly, he’s compost.

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    sandflea  over 4 years ago

    It is to her.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Feng shui is just more superstition from a country where many people subscribe to numerology (including lucky and unlucky numbers), ancestral spirits (including burning “ghost money” so the dearly departed will have something to spend in the afterlife), Chinese “traditional” medicine (which is to say, worthless if not outright harmful quackery), acupuncture, “chi” force (and the need to “align” it), reincarnation, lucky colors, and Chairman Mao’s Little Red Book.

    But hey, if capitalists can make money off of it, you know it was eventually destined for America.

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    TheCoosBayBachelor   over 4 years ago

    Free to a good home.

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    Durak Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “As is” and “No return”

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    DCBakerEsq  over 4 years ago

    If it doesn’t bring you joy, get rid of it.

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    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    You’re harshing my mellow.

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    martin510  over 4 years ago

    Looks like a Marie Kondo thing

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    Lablubber   over 4 years ago

    She’s going to get in trouble over toxic waste handling.

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    sandpiper  over 4 years ago

    Muriel has decided to redo the decor. He no longer contributes to the ambience

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    pflutke59  over 4 years ago

    I’ve been married for 47 years. There have been a few times when I felt that I was on the curb with the trash!

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Isn’t that how we got saddled with COVID? Chinese Feng Shui virologists, trying to rearrange virus genes in the proper manner to increase their efficiency and flow.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 4 years ago

    See? It’s all that negativity that forced her to kick you to the curb!

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    wnbresn  over 4 years ago

    If she’s strong enough to have carried him and his chair out there .. I wouldn’t mess with her and if she was smart enough to convince him to carry the chair out there then he deserves to be put outside lol

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 4 years ago

    Just straightening the house up.

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    tee929  over 4 years ago

    I don’t think she said Feng shui to him…..

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Dr. Phil: Time to put that boy to the curb!

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    Erin Pierce  over 4 years ago

    Does it feel any better to be “Marie Kondo’d” out of the house?

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    bakana  over 4 years ago

    She Marie Kondoed him.

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    rzjomb  over 4 years ago

    Looks like he got KonMaried!

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