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Help her! That vintage nylon scarf is too tight to let her breathe! (Last I saw a scarf worn that way, it was on the show āHannibalā and a girl wore it to hide a terrible scar around her neck.)
Hey, Goldfish die. Did Bernice forget to feed it, feed it too much, neglect to put in an air pump (donāt see a pump,, whatās up with that Jack?) or just about to die of old age? In any case let Monstro go to that big fish tank in the sky and see if Jack cares enough to comfort Bernice in her hour of need. Could get interesting. Or not.
Bernice, drop the act. It is not a good look. Jack is looking at your odd act. He is suspicious. If you keep up, he will know youāre putting on an act to get his attention and that this is not about Monstro. He came for Monstro, not you. Stop being self-centered. Step aside and let Jack help poor Monstro.
Bernice just uttered those dreaded three words, āI love you!ā
Monstro is liable to become unsure of his āfeelings,ā grab his fish tank and leave Bernice stranded in Luannās room, wearing some Silly outfit! ;)
Bernice is totally confused. Her beloved goldfish is feeling bad and the guy she likes is close to her. I love when control freaks find themselves in a situation where they have absolutely no control and need to be emotional. And Luann left them aloneā”ā”ā”. The last panel is so much fun. Bernice is panicking and Jack is so calm ā”. He probably has already figured out what the problem is. Go Jack, SAVE MONSTRO!
Jack doesnāt seem particularly impressed. I think he can see that Bernice is infatuated with him and that he knows he doesnāt feel the same way about her.
Side show Bernice on the prowl. A retro Hollywood actress in her dreams. Having oneās dreams is not always a good thing. Sometimes a dream can turn into a nightmare in an instant.
I think some may be reading too much into this mini-arc. I think Jack is simply telling Bernice to relax, Monstro isnāt on the brink of death. Remember: Bernice tends to overthink things.
The last person Jack gifted was Luann; i.e., flowers after he broke her foot. There was no reason to gift Bernice except empathy for her not having a pet. Bernice has become enamored with Jack. Luann knows of Berniceās more than platonic interest in Jack. Apparently the only one that doesnāt know about if Jack.
A little sweat off her brow, so I guess Bernice really cares about Monstro. Itās funny Bernice can express her love to a fish, but canāt express it to Jack. Guess you donāt get rejection from a fish as she might from Jack, who doesnāt seem too interested in anything but a friendship. TBD ;-)
Youāre all reading a lot into this. Fish do require care, more than mammals actually. I think sheās just worried about her pet. It was Luann who called Jack, not Bernice. Sheās been trying to set her up for awhile now.
Thereās a diner in my town that had a goldfish whose swim bladder went bad. He couldnāt swim upright and would have died, but they made a rig out of plastic straws and other things that allowed him to swim upright and he survived and lived several more years. His picture is on the front of their menu, and if you ask about it, the give you a copy of a news article about it and a website you can see it.
It seems every time someone says āI love youā, someone else āneeds spaceā. At least, this time, the person saying āI love youā wonāt need a ride homeā¦
Kind of the usual, slower moving, mid-day panels that seem to typically fill a Wednesday or a Thursday. But, still a few nuggets to glean I believe:
1. For me, Berniceās concern is real (even though some other do debate that). I see her concern as legitimately real because she was quite concerned and worried initially on Tuesdayās panels. For me, that she tried to dress up a bit for Jack does not change that she is worried and concerned about Monstro.
2. Jackās comment of āBreathā to Bernice is an indication that he is concerned/worried about Bernice. This is logical and seems very much in keeping with Jackās demeanor. He is a nice guy, and he enjoys being nice and doing nice things.
3. For me, by the fact that since Monday, when we saw Monstro fullyā¦.. and from Tuesday and beyond we have seen only edges/parts/incomplete glimpses of Monstroā¦. I am of the belief that Greg had chosen specifically to de-emphasize Monstro in terms of significance and focus in this arc. I believe Greg will have Monstro be perfectly fine in the end, and that he was simply wanting a story of sorts to be able to easily bring Bernice and Jack together againā¦. so he can explore the romantic potential between the two.
4. IMO, I think the pairing of Jack and Bernice as a couple would be a really interesting, fun, and dynamic mix for Greg to portray. Jack and Bernice have quite different demeanorsā¦. but in the same veinā¦. I think they both share a lot of internal characteristics about caring, trying to do the right thing, and in being willing to work hard.
Iāve never seen someone so passionate about a fish. It comes off as overly dramatic. And if she loves Monstro as much as she claims, that tank would have more in it than an air filter. Bern canāt even be herself around Jack. How can a relationship work between them? I hope it doesnāt. Luann and Jack have much better chemistry.
Right on, Jack!. Of course, Bernie isnāt paying that kind of attention to you. She is too immersed into the other kind of attention she is paying youā¦.
Breathing is overrated. I can take it or leave it. I simply take it because I am not ready to die right nowā¦check back with me later muuuuuuuch later.
lvlax almost 4 years ago
He cares about Bernice!
AnyFace almost 4 years ago
Methinks weāre on the edge of something here. āØ
Templo S.U.D. almost 4 years ago
Bernice needs one of those oxygen tanks with mask.
lvlax almost 4 years ago
I think Bernice is about to jump into the aquarium to save Monstro! lol
linus82 almost 4 years ago
No creo que Jack estĆ© teniendo una buena impresiĆ³n de Bernice
Willow Mt Lyon almost 4 years ago
Suddenly Bernice cares. Amazing! At this point, I wonder if it is an act to impress Jack.
Tyge almost 4 years ago
Does Jack know she means him? Probably not. Will he eventually get it? Probably not!
Joe1962 almost 4 years ago
Bernice is about ready to do header into a small aquarium Tank.
ronaldspence almost 4 years ago
Difficult to keep fish aliveā¦
blunebottle almost 4 years ago
Iām getting to like Jack more each time we see him. Bernice is justā¦weird.
Caldonia almost 4 years ago
Help her! That vintage nylon scarf is too tight to let her breathe! (Last I saw a scarf worn that way, it was on the show āHannibalā and a girl wore it to hide a terrible scar around her neck.)
notbornyesterday almost 4 years ago
Hey, Goldfish die. Did Bernice forget to feed it, feed it too much, neglect to put in an air pump (donāt see a pump,, whatās up with that Jack?) or just about to die of old age? In any case let Monstro go to that big fish tank in the sky and see if Jack cares enough to comfort Bernice in her hour of need. Could get interesting. Or not.
Tyge almost 4 years ago
Hopefully Jack will give Bernice a nice shoulder rubā¦ just to calm her down.
Monstro probably just has gas! 8^ D
capricorn9th almost 4 years ago
Bernice, drop the act. It is not a good look. Jack is looking at your odd act. He is suspicious. If you keep up, he will know youāre putting on an act to get his attention and that this is not about Monstro. He came for Monstro, not you. Stop being self-centered. Step aside and let Jack help poor Monstro.
notbornyesterday almost 4 years ago
Mea culpa; there is an air pump in the tank. Apologies all around.
Prescott_Philosopher almost 4 years ago
With this arc, it is difficult to anticipate Saturdayās cliffhanger.
R.W.Singer -SF almost 4 years ago
There are plenty of fish in the seaā¦ā¦.this is for you, Jackā¦.run!!
kenhense almost 4 years ago
Bern wants a little help breathing ā like mouth to mouth?
Airman almost 4 years ago
Bernice is a total fake, and to Jack, sheās as transparent as that fish tank.
Brdshtt Premium Member almost 4 years ago
For someone who many here think is a dumdum, Jack is actually right on most of the time.
wiatr almost 4 years ago
This looks like a case for Mouth-toMouth Respiration!
epicatt2- almost 4 years ago
Could we be witnessing a transformation from goldfish to golddigger???
wantcomicsnow almost 4 years ago
Oh yeah, Bernice THATāS convincing! (NOT!!)
Good thing she didnāt pick theater as her major. And she accuses Luann of being a Drama Queen?
reedkomicks Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I expected Jack to instantly identify and fix Monstroās problem. Now what?!
reedkomicks Premium Member almost 4 years ago
No one has teeth in this strip. Weird.
stillfickled Premium Member almost 4 years ago
His sideburn grew in the last panel.
Rhetorical_Question almost 4 years ago
Does yelling help? two more days of panic?
luann1212 almost 4 years ago
Wait for it! He notices her anxiety. What, if anything, does that portend?
Mordock999 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Uh, Oh!
Bernice just uttered those dreaded three words, āI love you!ā
Monstro is liable to become unsure of his āfeelings,ā grab his fish tank and leave Bernice stranded in Luannās room, wearing some Silly outfit! ;)
Aladar30 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Bernice is totally confused. Her beloved goldfish is feeling bad and the guy she likes is close to her. I love when control freaks find themselves in a situation where they have absolutely no control and need to be emotional. And Luann left them aloneā”ā”ā”. The last panel is so much fun. Bernice is panicking and Jack is so calm ā”. He probably has already figured out what the problem is. Go Jack, SAVE MONSTRO!
GirlGeek Premium Member almost 4 years ago
You suddenly care about Monroe now that Jackās around? You are so shady Bernice.
PammWhittaker almost 4 years ago
So now we wait to see how Gunther is sigh Goldfish never have long livesā¦
sueb1863 almost 4 years ago
Jack doesnāt seem particularly impressed. I think he can see that Bernice is infatuated with him and that he knows he doesnāt feel the same way about her.
electricpostcard almost 4 years ago
Side show Bernice on the prowl. A retro Hollywood actress in her dreams. Having oneās dreams is not always a good thing. Sometimes a dream can turn into a nightmare in an instant.
Jaymi Cee Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I was hoping for a LuAnn and Jack match. But since that didnāt seem in the cardsā¦he might be good for Bernice.
Decepticomic almost 4 years ago
You canāt die, Monstro! Not after all the great times youāve had with the rest of the cast!
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Oh. Get the toilet ready.
StoicLion1973 almost 4 years ago
I think some may be reading too much into this mini-arc. I think Jack is simply telling Bernice to relax, Monstro isnāt on the brink of death. Remember: Bernice tends to overthink things.
Troglodyte almost 4 years ago
I can see why Monstro would want to dieā¦ :D
jamesamber29 almost 4 years ago
Itās hard to breathe around cute guys.
deborah.vice almost 4 years ago
Jack looks annoyed and heās usually so calm.
kingbrlee Premium Member almost 4 years ago
They will be in the bathroom tomorrow with some last words for Monstro before the flush.
Ellis97 almost 4 years ago
Bernice actually cares about her fish?
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 4 years ago
āBREATHE, STUPID, BREATHE! You forgot to BREATHE again!ā
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7WNip7cVy0
Tyge almost 4 years ago
The last person Jack gifted was Luann; i.e., flowers after he broke her foot. There was no reason to gift Bernice except empathy for her not having a pet. Bernice has become enamored with Jack. Luann knows of Berniceās more than platonic interest in Jack. Apparently the only one that doesnāt know about if Jack.
YorkGirl Premium Member almost 4 years ago
A little sweat off her brow, so I guess Bernice really cares about Monstro. Itās funny Bernice can express her love to a fish, but canāt express it to Jack. Guess you donāt get rejection from a fish as she might from Jack, who doesnāt seem too interested in anything but a friendship. TBD ;-)
eladee AKA Wally almost 4 years ago
That dark green is definitely Bernieceās color. Very flattering on her.
GaryCarr almost 4 years ago
Youāre all reading a lot into this. Fish do require care, more than mammals actually. I think sheās just worried about her pet. It was Luann who called Jack, not Bernice. Sheās been trying to set her up for awhile now.
tcayer almost 4 years ago
Thereās a diner in my town that had a goldfish whose swim bladder went bad. He couldnāt swim upright and would have died, but they made a rig out of plastic straws and other things that allowed him to swim upright and he survived and lived several more years. His picture is on the front of their menu, and if you ask about it, the give you a copy of a news article about it and a website you can see it.
A.Ficionada almost 4 years ago
I like Jack more all the time! He figured out the psych major :)
rklynch almost 4 years ago
Yes. Calm down missus. Go out and have a smoke or somethingā¦
Searsportguy almost 4 years ago
In the first panel. Use same lines but tilt head upward. Words you think directed at something may be actually meant for elsewhere.
Moon57Shine almost 4 years ago
Still think that Jack will give the eulogyā¦
Argythree almost 4 years ago
It seems every time someone says āI love youā, someone else āneeds spaceā. At least, this time, the person saying āI love youā wonāt need a ride homeā¦
BlitzMcD almost 4 years ago
The fish is doomed. And so is Berniceās act.
MsPony almost 4 years ago
Did I miss something? It seems like thereās a missing strip. We went right from āHello, Big Boy,ā to āDonāt die, Monstro!ā
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member almost 4 years ago
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Kind of the usual, slower moving, mid-day panels that seem to typically fill a Wednesday or a Thursday. But, still a few nuggets to glean I believe:
1. For me, Berniceās concern is real (even though some other do debate that). I see her concern as legitimately real because she was quite concerned and worried initially on Tuesdayās panels. For me, that she tried to dress up a bit for Jack does not change that she is worried and concerned about Monstro.
2. Jackās comment of āBreathā to Bernice is an indication that he is concerned/worried about Bernice. This is logical and seems very much in keeping with Jackās demeanor. He is a nice guy, and he enjoys being nice and doing nice things.
3. For me, by the fact that since Monday, when we saw Monstro fullyā¦.. and from Tuesday and beyond we have seen only edges/parts/incomplete glimpses of Monstroā¦. I am of the belief that Greg had chosen specifically to de-emphasize Monstro in terms of significance and focus in this arc. I believe Greg will have Monstro be perfectly fine in the end, and that he was simply wanting a story of sorts to be able to easily bring Bernice and Jack together againā¦. so he can explore the romantic potential between the two.
4. IMO, I think the pairing of Jack and Bernice as a couple would be a really interesting, fun, and dynamic mix for Greg to portray. Jack and Bernice have quite different demeanorsā¦. but in the same veinā¦. I think they both share a lot of internal characteristics about caring, trying to do the right thing, and in being willing to work hard.
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I am not sure if anyone else has had this troubleā¦ but I keep wanting to call Berniceās fish āMaestroā instead of āMonstroā in my mind. :)
asrialfeeple almost 4 years ago
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D550Pu6UcAAXej7.jpg
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Air! I need air!
desperado10mm almost 4 years ago
kenhense almost 4 years ago
A hard call on what we will see tomorrow.
PeterPirate almost 4 years ago
The gill of my dreams.
Doctor Go almost 4 years ago
I always thought that it might be Jack and Luann.
tutibug5 almost 4 years ago
Tomorrow is āno pants fridayāā¦.in panel one we can see some of both their pants. Maybe tomorrow ā no pants in view?
kittysquared Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Iāve never seen someone so passionate about a fish. It comes off as overly dramatic. And if she loves Monstro as much as she claims, that tank would have more in it than an air filter. Bern canāt even be herself around Jack. How can a relationship work between them? I hope it doesnāt. Luann and Jack have much better chemistry.
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
Right on, Jack!. Of course, Bernie isnāt paying that kind of attention to you. She is too immersed into the other kind of attention she is paying youā¦.
Rhetorical_Question almost 4 years ago
Change of Water?
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen almost 4 years ago
Breathing is overrated. I can take it or leave it. I simply take it because I am not ready to die right nowā¦check back with me later muuuuuuuch later.
Rose686 over 1 year ago
Did you know domestic fish live longer than wild fish?