Pickles by Brian Crane for May 14, 2021

Well Roscoe thinks you’re three or four bricks shy of a load. Earl , Opal send this twit down the road.

It’s a Fangless job but someone’s got to do it.

And how does Winthrop know Roscoe is really named Fang? Did Earl take Roscoe to the dog park and accidentally took a similar-looking dog home without reading its tag?

Winthrop is in the wrong comic strip. He needs to go to “The Duplex”.

That’s news even to Fang…um Rosco.

I luv Roscoe’s look in the third panel.

Actually, his original name was “Tralfaz”.

Fang you. Fang you very mush.

Eno Camino would be somewhat perplexed!

Opal give this guy his 2 Jelly Beans as payment and send him on his way ;-)

I can almost hear the psychic’s accent.

I can read my dog’s “face” do not need a psychic!

I think the psychic needs a psychic!

The dog on Get Smart was named Fang.

From the look in Roscoe’s eyes, what he needs is a little time in the yard to rid himself of an excess of intake.

Roscoe’s like “Who paid for this quack?”

What, he’s a legend in him own mind? Sorta like john wayne?

I remember a dog trainer one time saying, in order to keep your dog from having separation anxiety, it’s a good idea to have them be by themselves for a couple of hours each day.

Have them get use to you not being around all the time.

This guy’s a charlatan. Otherwize, he’d know Roscoe’s real name was Batty Wingwelder IX.

plot twist

Name this movie quote – “We picked up a weirdo…”

If psychics already know what you are thinking, then why ask them any questions?

Wrong, Doofus. His full name is Fang, Terror of Cats, Harbinger of Fleas, Friend to Human.

Why didn’t I think of this? Easy money.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

A “professional” pet psychic? Does that mean there are “amateur” pet psychics? Break out the check book, Earl; “professionals” don’t come cheap.

I wonder when Jackson Galaxy is going to show up for Muffin?

Ok this is starting to get a little be far out even for a comic strip. Must have had a writers block LOL.

That is really funny, do not know why I am laughing, just am.

Methinks Winthrop’s a few kibbles short of a full bowl!

But at least he’s intelligent enough to know the mutt’s name isn’t Precious Roscoe!

Neighbors found a wandering dog and we agreed to keep it in our fenced yard. He was large, white and fluffy. Looked like a Great Pyrenees. Neighbor kids loved playing with him and called him “Buttercup”. After a few days, the owners were found and reveled that Buttercup’s real name was Thor.

Roscoe looks utterly confused.

Isn’t that what Phyllis Diller called her husband? Fang.

Can’t they just call a trainer or even the vet for advice? Isn’t it odd that a dog they have had for years suddenly develops separation anxiety? Perhaps it’s the humans who have changed.

A dog whisperer?

Fire that guy.

“Fang,” very unlikely except for pet saber-tooth cats.

All the skepticism and derision. A guy’s got to do what it takes to earn a living, even this.

I apologize. My wife called you Winthrop Bromwell, but you’re real name is Quack. Please don’t get upset.

Me thinks his pony tail is a bit too tight.

Even Rosco doesn’t believe it. What a hoot!!

Wow! He is a good con man haha