Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 21, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  about 3 years ago

    I hope this isn’t being paid by the infrastructure bill.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Rat needs rehab.

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    BasilBruce  about 3 years ago

    If only this could be done with pizza . . .

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    Concretionist  about 3 years ago

    Piker. What he NEEDS is an IV system.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  about 3 years ago

    I’d like to do that with Root Beer!

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    Charliegirl Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I truly feel is pain.

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    Kveldulf  about 3 years ago

    I do not know if it still exists but decades ago a German man had a pipeline installed from the local brewery to his home.

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    B UTTONS  about 3 years ago

    Oops. Pig’s delivery of Cheez Whiz got delivered into Rat’s latte vat.

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    Qiset  about 3 years ago

    I read somewhere that they used to pipe in Guinness to homes.

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    juicebruce  about 3 years ago

    Rat is there a valve on that pipe to switch to beer in the evening ?

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    Orcatime  about 3 years ago

    Ya think?

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    iggyman  about 3 years ago

    Saves him a trip!

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    dadoctah  about 3 years ago

    Why not just use Doordash?

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    Gent  about 3 years ago

    If only beer came in pipelines.

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    cdward  about 3 years ago

    I like spending time in the coffee shop. That’s part of the charm. I miss it but am not comfortable yet hanging out there. Next year maybe.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Rat and the Angry Big Inch.

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    Troglodyte  about 3 years ago

    Now all he needs is some piped music!

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    monya_43  about 3 years ago

    That delivery system could get messy.

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    Ignatz Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Dammit, Stephan, I was trying to figure out a pun.

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    Zebrastripes  about 3 years ago

    Imagine the cost..your own pipeline to caffeine

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 3 years ago

    Merlot. Not coffee.

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    Lotus  about 3 years ago

    Beer pipelines? Great idea. Fewer DUIs. No driving to bars so carbon footprint is reduced. Less covid. I think we’re on to something here.

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    Marc Schiffres  about 3 years ago

    I wonder how dangerous it would be to do this with hot black coffee.

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    Ellis97  about 3 years ago

    He’s not going to rehab, that’s for sure.

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    david_42  about 3 years ago

    My father’s frat had metered beer piped in from the brewery next door. Post-WW2. Dad was a teetotaler, though. His father was an alcoholic.

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    Su770n  about 3 years ago

    https://youtu.be/7UtZZ6XEceA

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    tiprod1953  about 3 years ago

    Meh. Pastis version of a bad hair day.

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    rshive  about 3 years ago

    But does Rat get a good deal?

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    May?

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    Goat from PBS  about 3 years ago

    Rat knows that things like Uber Eats and Doordash exist, right? That seems like a choking hazard if you ask me.

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    buer  about 3 years ago

    If it is with Vanilla latte it’s not an addiction, it is also a perversion. No decent human should consume such a thing.

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    jessie d.  about 3 years ago

    The shame of it all, I’m like that about Diet Cokes and what awful, detestable person banned from social median hopefully from all government service, consumes it in vats as well?

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    christelisbetty  about 3 years ago

    If he’s never leaving the bed, he’ll need a urine collection pipe to the sewer.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago

    KRAMER (speaking quickly and jittery): “Awe they’re making faces at me cause I’ve had a couple of cafe lattes. But I’m entitled to them. I can have as many cafe lattes as I want…”

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    LJZ Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Contract with Wallace, Rat, you can split costs with Pig for a cheese delivery pipe!

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    knight1192a  about 3 years ago

    Better yet, skip the lattes.

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    Bilan  about 3 years ago

    The additional bonuses of the situation are that Rat gets to stay in bed for an extra hour – and doesn’t have to get out until the caffeine kicks in.

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    Arghhgarrr Premium Member about 3 years ago

    If you are mainlining then yeah you probably are addicted

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    Aladar30 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Gee… Rat, what makes you think that?

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    Sisyphos  about 3 years ago

    Good grief, Rat! You’ve gone too far! Lattes are expensive enough without installing a pipeline direct to your bedroom!

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    txmystic  about 3 years ago

    Rat is me with peppermint mocha

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    ekke  about 3 years ago

    Years ago I heard about a German man who had a direct pipe from a brewery. He might also have had an addiction, but regardless I suspect he had a lot of “friends.”

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    PuppyPapa  about 3 years ago

    WANT.

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    Hipshot Percussion  about 3 years ago

    There is actually a beer pipeline in Germany from a brewer to a soccer stadium.

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