The shame of it all, I’m like that about Diet Cokes and what awful, detestable person banned from social median hopefully from all government service, consumes it in vats as well?
KRAMER (speaking quickly and jittery): “Awe they’re making faces at me cause I’ve had a couple of cafe lattes. But I’m entitled to them. I can have as many cafe lattes as I want…”
Years ago I heard about a German man who had a direct pipe from a brewery. He might also have had an addiction, but regardless I suspect he had a lot of “friends.”
BE THIS GUY about 3 years ago
I hope this isn’t being paid by the infrastructure bill.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 3 years ago
Rat needs rehab.
BasilBruce about 3 years ago
If only this could be done with pizza . . .
Concretionist about 3 years ago
Piker. What he NEEDS is an IV system.
Cornelius Noodleman about 3 years ago
I’d like to do that with Root Beer!
Charliegirl Premium Member about 3 years ago
I truly feel is pain.
Kveldulf about 3 years ago
I do not know if it still exists but decades ago a German man had a pipeline installed from the local brewery to his home.
B UTTONS about 3 years ago
Oops. Pig’s delivery of Cheez Whiz got delivered into Rat’s latte vat.
Qiset about 3 years ago
I read somewhere that they used to pipe in Guinness to homes.
juicebruce about 3 years ago
Rat is there a valve on that pipe to switch to beer in the evening ?
Orcatime about 3 years ago
Ya think?
iggyman about 3 years ago
Saves him a trip!
dadoctah about 3 years ago
Why not just use Doordash?
Gent about 3 years ago
If only beer came in pipelines.
cdward about 3 years ago
I like spending time in the coffee shop. That’s part of the charm. I miss it but am not comfortable yet hanging out there. Next year maybe.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 3 years ago
Rat and the Angry Big Inch.
Troglodyte about 3 years ago
Now all he needs is some piped music!
monya_43 about 3 years ago
That delivery system could get messy.
Ignatz Premium Member about 3 years ago
Dammit, Stephan, I was trying to figure out a pun.
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
Imagine the cost..your own pipeline to caffeine
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 3 years ago
Merlot. Not coffee.
Lotus about 3 years ago
Beer pipelines? Great idea. Fewer DUIs. No driving to bars so carbon footprint is reduced. Less covid. I think we’re on to something here.
Marc Schiffres about 3 years ago
I wonder how dangerous it would be to do this with hot black coffee.
Ellis97 about 3 years ago
He’s not going to rehab, that’s for sure.
david_42 about 3 years ago
My father’s frat had metered beer piped in from the brewery next door. Post-WW2. Dad was a teetotaler, though. His father was an alcoholic.
Su770n about 3 years ago
https://youtu.be/7UtZZ6XEceA
tiprod1953 about 3 years ago
Meh. Pastis version of a bad hair day.
rshive about 3 years ago
But does Rat get a good deal?
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 3 years ago
May?
Goat from PBS about 3 years ago
Rat knows that things like Uber Eats and Doordash exist, right? That seems like a choking hazard if you ask me.
buer about 3 years ago
If it is with Vanilla latte it’s not an addiction, it is also a perversion. No decent human should consume such a thing.
jessie d. about 3 years ago
The shame of it all, I’m like that about Diet Cokes and what awful, detestable person banned from social median hopefully from all government service, consumes it in vats as well?
christelisbetty about 3 years ago
If he’s never leaving the bed, he’ll need a urine collection pipe to the sewer.
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
KRAMER (speaking quickly and jittery): “Awe they’re making faces at me cause I’ve had a couple of cafe lattes. But I’m entitled to them. I can have as many cafe lattes as I want…”
LJZ Premium Member about 3 years ago
Contract with Wallace, Rat, you can split costs with Pig for a cheese delivery pipe!
knight1192a about 3 years ago
Better yet, skip the lattes.
Bilan about 3 years ago
The additional bonuses of the situation are that Rat gets to stay in bed for an extra hour – and doesn’t have to get out until the caffeine kicks in.
Arghhgarrr Premium Member about 3 years ago
If you are mainlining then yeah you probably are addicted
Aladar30 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Gee… Rat, what makes you think that?
Sisyphos about 3 years ago
Good grief, Rat! You’ve gone too far! Lattes are expensive enough without installing a pipeline direct to your bedroom!
txmystic about 3 years ago
Rat is me with peppermint mocha
ekke about 3 years ago
Years ago I heard about a German man who had a direct pipe from a brewery. He might also have had an addiction, but regardless I suspect he had a lot of “friends.”
PuppyPapa about 3 years ago
WANT.
Hipshot Percussion about 3 years ago
There is actually a beer pipeline in Germany from a brewer to a soccer stadium.