Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for August 25, 2021

Both safely near one end, both claiming to have made it to the center, both hissing (and no doubt swiping) from a safe distance. Frenemies to the end!

Collision course!

Jump in the middle from on top, Pucky, and then we can have a game of “Attack of the Mysterious Lump!”

I hope this doesn’t end in a shredded disaster.

Love the grabby, grabby!

There is so much humor in this one.

Crinkle, crinkle, snap crackle and pop!

I’m loving all the upside-down/supine Elvis in this arc. And those little grabby grabby paws.♥

Toe beans on Lupin and TBWC [toe beans with claws] on Elvis! As he twists himself into a jealous tizzy.

Ot car:

OT. I couldn’t wait till Sunday. This is for all those weirdos who are not enthralled by philosophical debate.

https://existentialcomics.com

Oh-Cat-Homa

Lupin: You know they’re having an auction of picanic baskets at Tommy’s barbecue. It’s to raise funds for the new schoolhouse.

Beatrix: And the beau who has the winning bid gets to eat with his gal.

Lupin: That’s right. I’d love to have a picanic with you.

Beatrix: Oh, Lupin, that’s so sweet. You are quite the gentleman. I’m still trying to figure what to put in my basket.

(Sings to the tune of “Many a New Day”)

Maybe a new recipe to try

Maybe a new ham sandwich

Never have I been afraid to try

A new way or a new brand, it’s

Many a new day will dawn and new meals, too!

…….

Lupin: Maybe popcorn for a nice snack

And maybe crackers and marshmallows

Then you can sit back and relax

And make s’mores with your fellow

Many a new day will dawn and new meals, too!

Bea: Whatever I make, I hope you enjoy it.

Lupin: I’m sure I will.

The two tailed crinkle tube.

Elvis had better hurry and get himself upright if he wants a turn before Lupin and Goldie destroy the crinkle tunnel!

BCN Copter…we have congestion in the Crinkle Tunnel. We advise you to keep trying to get into the exits…even though, they are blocked…

Cheers, I made it to my 61st year today. Cup of tea and a dose of BCN, husband and son promised to spoil me today, my little paw pack are being mellow and happy. It just doesn’t get any better.

Looks like a severe case of tunnel vision.

Okay, cats, MOVE IT!

I like to move it, move it

I like to move it, move it

I like to move it, move it

You like to… MOVE IT!

OT: Ceiling Cat give us all patience… (R update)

I don’t think we’ve ever seen Elvis in such a state before.

Crinklin’ in the Tunnel’s a gas, Kitty, can you crinkle.

Everything here is so clear, you can see it.

And everything here is so real, you can feel it.

And it’s real, so real, so real, so real, so real, so real.

Can you crinkle – MEE-OWWWW!

I can crinkle, he can crinkle,

She can crinkle, we can crinkle,

They can crinkle, you can crinkle,

Oh, let’s crinkle. Can you crinkle, Kitties!

I can crinkle, he can crinkle,

She can crinkle, we can crinkle,

They can crinkle, you can crinkle,

Oh, let’s crinkle. Can you crinkle, Kitties!

Grazin’ in the Grass – The Friends of Distinction

All it takes is a hoomin to pounce on the tube, and the cats will scatter.

So, I’m wondering, we often see Elvis refer to himself as a good boy, and Puck has referred to himself as a good boy, and I’m sure they’re both very good boys. However, I don’t recall Lupin referring to himself as a good boy. To the contrary, he often seems to take pride in doing things he knows aren’t what good boys would do. So, maybe the more observant readers would know, has Lupin referred to himself or been referred to as a good boy?

Straighten up, Elvis.

Puck, these intrepid news gathererers are not interested in your “facts”.

This week’s edition of CN is presented to you through the technical and special effects known as: …

* TUNNEL VISION !!! * … :)

Looks like they should have multi tunnels. There is one on Amazon with 5 tunnels joined. That would be an entrance for everyone and one to spare.

You just know this isn’t going to end well.

I think they are approaching a critical mass of felinity …

The Woman has gotten her money’s worth out of the newest toy. I wonder how long it will survive, be a constant battleground, or become a hide out or comfort zone.

Please allow him to introduce himself

He’s a cat of mischief and haste

He’s caused trouble for long, long years

Broke a vase with an owl-shaped face

And he ran ’round when his housemates

Hoped for moments in restful state

Made dang sure that no one

Slept as he zoomed the halls very late

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guess his name

But what’s puzzling you

Is the nature of his game

He shouted out

Who killed the sandwich?

When after all

It was mostly his (ahem) botched snitch

Let him please introduce himself

He’s a cat adventure-based

And he’s now at odds with Goldie

With whom he’s good frenemies

Just as Robber Ladies are criminals

And all the sinners, saints

And ceilings, floors

Just call him Lupin

‘Cause he’s in need of some restraint

So when you meet him

Show some courtesy

Have some sympathy, and some taste

Use all your well-learned politnesse

He’s got charm you’ll embrace, mm yeah

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guessed his name, mm yeah

But what’s puzzling you

Is how we so love him just the same, mm mean it, get down

(Mick Jagger / Keith Richards – Sympathy For The Devil – The Rolling Stones ❤️)

I had cats who would dispute right-of-way on a log forty feet in the air. I have video of one cat passing another on the right on a log only one foot in diameter. Another time, I saw the dispute settled by one leaping completely over the other.

“Behold, a truly good boy!” is going to make into my responses for daily life!! Wife, “Hi Hon how are you this morning?” Me, “Behold! a truly good boy”

How cats resolve disputes amicably.

OT: Albert A. Cat

Poor Elvis, managed to find his voice and some limited movement, but he’s still stiff as a board from the awesomeness of the crinkle tunnel.

These cats are wicked today ! LOL :-D

Grabby grabby <3

My dogs do this! We have a big long blue tube that was made for humans but they will fight and play inside/on it!

You’re a good boy indeed, Elvis.

When my boys are feeling frisky one will hide in the crinkly tunnel and ambush the other as he leaves the laundry/litterbox room.