Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 05, 2021

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    C  almost 3 years ago

    Darwin award pending

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    Cheapskate0  almost 3 years ago

    Looks like a haunted house. Is this the Nightmare Before Christmas?

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    eastern.woods.metal  almost 3 years ago

    My son is 39. At Danae’s age he would have tried this for sure

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    marilynnbyerly  almost 3 years ago

    Danae is welcome to do it, but not her horse! She won’t come back from that.

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    RAGs  almost 3 years ago

    I remember Operation Giant Slingshot…

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    oldpine52  almost 3 years ago

    Live and learn…if you survive.

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    Concretionist  almost 3 years ago

    Dad SAID “it feels like flying AT FIRST, but it’s all falling”. Danae heard what she wanted to hear. Which is normal for far too many people, not just kids.

    PS: Even old-style parachutes can be guided as you fall. The Ram air types and wing-suits actually do let you glide, even upward if you have enough momentum.

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    Superfrog  almost 3 years ago

    And when they hit the ground, are they landing or crashing?

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    wallylm  almost 3 years ago

    Gliding, then falling with style! (To Infinity…)

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    Cornelius Noodleman  almost 3 years ago

    His glasses don’t seem to be on his ears.

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    Bilan  almost 3 years ago

    When Danae says There’s nothing to worry about,

    it’s like a redneck saying Hold my beer and watch this.

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    STEPUP  almost 3 years ago

    Maybe she can aim for the Wiley Bear’s cave!!!

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    eastern.woods.metal  almost 3 years ago

    It’s the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts

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    GiantShetlandPony  almost 3 years ago

    I liked this the first time I read it. :) Someone must have been on holiday.

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    Bullet Bronson Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    OK, Lucy, now would be a good time to grow wings like Pegasus.

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    cdward  almost 3 years ago

    That’s not flying. That’s falling with style.

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    c141starlifter  almost 3 years ago

    I tried to be Superman with a towel and a safety pin for a cape…didn’t work out too well.

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    sandpiper  almost 3 years ago

    Danae is taking a page from Calvin’s book, but she didn’t read the whole thing.

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    unclebob53703 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    You should definitely consult with Calvin and Hobbes first

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    1953Baby  almost 3 years ago

    WHY doesn’t her father have grey hair?!?

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    Say What? Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I didn’t realize Danae was old enough to have anyone hold her beer.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    If there is a pond out there somewhere, are they falling into the water or diving into the water?

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    That would be flinging.

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    jmworacle  almost 3 years ago

    Things must have been a little “too quiet”.

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    Masterskrain  almost 3 years ago

    Let’s hope Lucy can stick the landing…

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    Kawasaki Cat  almost 3 years ago

    Looks like a Calvin and Hobbes thing.

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    watcheratthewell  almost 3 years ago

    Lucy in the sky – -

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    garcoa  almost 3 years ago

    I am impressed she can get to the peak of the roof. You go girl.

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    kathleenhicks62  almost 3 years ago

    Twang-then-Thud!

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    timinwsac Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    One physics lesson coming up…or down.

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  almost 3 years ago

    Only in the comics can a miniature percheron and a little girl climb tall trees and hook up huge rubber bands. In an alternate universe she becomes president

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    DondiDoo  almost 3 years ago

    It’s not the falling, it’s the sudden stop that gets you.

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    mwksix  almost 3 years ago

    Talk about slinging horse manure…

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    oldlady07 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Talked to a woman who learned to parachute. As I am totally lacking in courage, I never considered jumping out of an airplane. She said the learning process was great and then came to the first solo jump. The parachute wrapped around her when it deployed, something called a “May West” I think she said. While falling toward the earth, she remembered how she’d been told to take care of this problem, unwrapped the chute and deployed the reserve, landing without injury. She said that was her last jump.

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    christelisbetty  almost 3 years ago

    LUCY ! Just say neigh !

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    mindjob  almost 3 years ago

    The fall is great, its the smash you gotta worry about

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    Out of the Past  almost 3 years ago

    I can’t really ridicule her. She won’t do it again. Whereas when I was that age, once was never enough.

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    mistercatworks  almost 3 years ago

    Glide ratio is the important metric. :)

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    locake  almost 3 years ago

    Why would he think she is doing homework?

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    willie_mctell  almost 3 years ago

    Science marches on. In the 1700s some guy dropped cats from a balloon to see if they’d land on their feet.

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    locake  almost 3 years ago

    Is Danae in the sling with the horse? Or is she just flinging the horse?

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    KEA  almost 3 years ago

    I think she missed the “at first” qualifier

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    alexius23  almost 3 years ago

    It’s not the gliding it the abrupt stop

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    dflak  almost 3 years ago

    When we lived on base in Massachusetts the road to the back end of the base was separated from the housing area by a 10 foot fence. We cautioned our son, “Do NOT climb over the fence.”

    One day we saw him on the other side. When we asked him why he disobeyed us, he said that he didn’t climb over the fence; he went under it.

    No, he did not grow up to be a lawyer.

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    TexTech  almost 3 years ago

    Once on Hollywood Squares, Charlie Weaver was asked, How high should you be before jumping out of an airplane? His answer? About two or three days of steady drinking should do it.

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I want to try one of those “wing suit” thingies. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wingsuit_flying

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    JenSolo02  almost 3 years ago

    It’s the velocity at landing that matters…

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    schaefer jim  almost 3 years ago

    Don’t worry she is a co star, nothing will happen to her. Will be back in future episodes.

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    franki_g  almost 3 years ago

    aaaaaaaaaaaand, her “flight” path is directly over the cement walkway, NOT the friendly pile of leaves…

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    Mario500  almost 3 years ago

    (senses a cartoon with a story worthy of being continued)

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 3 years ago

    Its the sudden stops that hurt.

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    jrgtr42  almost 3 years ago

    Maybe she’ll run into Calvin midair. Seems like something he’d do…

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    keenanthelibrarian  almost 3 years ago

    Danae, yet again, going where angels fear to tread …

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    Mediatech  almost 3 years ago

    Gliding, plummeting, pretty much the same thing.

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    freshmeet2030  almost 3 years ago

    It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.

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    LeslieAnn Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    The house does look Addam’s Familyish. I’m thinking of the comics, not the tv or movie versions.

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    lindz.coop Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Bette learn to fly fast, Lucy!!

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