Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for March 06, 2022

I want to see this strip animated, with the “Mission Impossible” theme playing, and promptly drowned out by the din of an entire kitchen of pans clanging around.

I don’t think Lupin has a stealth mode.

“I’ll lick, you dry.”

Elvis is a shriek with the Precious Fool comment. He does dote on the Woman though…..

If you’re not going to wash it, just put it on the floor, Woman. That way it might not get broken.

“How did she know!” BANG CRASH

Sunday Funday

That Lupin makes me bust a gut!

Lupin can’t hear himself, so clearly no one else can, either! STEALTH MODE.

Dark glasses are not enough for stealth.

Hello Lupin, my old friend

You’re into fooleries again

Because your vision softly creeping

Jumps from the fridge while all were sleeping

And the vision that was funny in my brain

Still remains

Within loud sounds of “stealth mode”

The Sound of Silence/ Simon & Garfunkel

Mission:- Impawsible.

As long as the food’s cat safe, we’ve never had a problem letting the kitties preclean the dishes. Sometimes they’re better than any amount of soap and scrubbing for getting stubborn bits clean!

The Man didn’t call him a “little horse” for nothing.

I’m sure this never happened in real life. /s

A bit of advice for the woman—if you’re not going to wash it, at leave it to soak full of soapy water!

I would like to see all the boys wearing shades.

Look! Georgia helpfully wrote “toe” to point out Lupin’s (rear) toe beans!

Elvis paw pad and toe beans!

What is the white strip under Elvis’ nose in the second to last box?

By Walter Nims Performed by Climax: Precious and Few

Precious but foolish is what the Woman does!

We don’t quite understand but we love her still!

And if she leaves a few dishes out,

We know Lupin will be there,

’Cause precious but foolish is the Woman we all share!

…….

Lupin, you’re moving with stealth but we can hear you,

Everyone knows what you’re doing, but it’s smashing, too,

And if the Woman is saying NO, guess it’s just only fair,

But precious but foolish is the Woman we all share!

…….

And if she leaves a few dishes out,

We know Lupin will be there,

’Cause precious but foolish is the Woman we all share!

Tomcat Cruise.

The Pucky Fangage says it all.

THWUMP

At least put the dish in the sink so it won’t get broken.

Lupin, as graceful as a bull in china shop.

I love how Lupin is so blissfully unaware that he can’t sneak! And the looks on Puck and Elvis! And the Woman with ‘My Dude, no!’ So calm and serene! I completely lost it!

The mission was a success: we got rear toe beans, and Lupin got a lick of the fish.

OT, stray cat

Lupin, subtlety is definitely not your middle name!

I guess I was wrong earlier about Lupin being stealthy. I find it funny that the Elvis compliments and insults the Woman at the same time, he just can’t be harsh with her. I will admit I do this sometimes, especially if the tray has melted cheese on it. I will wait an hour while it cools, see if I can scrape anything tasty off, then let it soak. It sometimes works out.

Stealth is not what Lupin does best. Invisibility yes. Stealth no.

I thought “stealth mode” for Lupin involved taking off his clothes.

Slam, splash, smash, slide, clang – “Oh, for Cod’s sake!”

“Destruction Mode” is more like it.

Lupin, thy name is not stealth.

Yeah. With a pack of cats and dogs everything is washed or at least put in a soak or the dishwasher after eating.

This reminds me of a local production of A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM. One of the plots has the fairies messing with the humans who can’t see them. All the “fairies” had sunglasses and would announce to the audience, “We are invisible” as they donned those glasses to do mischief. Funniest thing ever.

Leave out the fishy dishes & wake up to clean ones!!!

I thought Lupin’s stealth mode was where he takes off his clothes and gets in front of something white.

On the other hand, humans apparently can’t see cat clothes, so maybe he doesn’t need to undress.

My house last night. Tilapia in garlic and butter plus brussel sprouts with in little cheese sauce . Two old lady girls helping me eat my fish. I had no choice in the matter. Meav planted her 2 front paws over my right arm and followed every fork to my mouth. Since KK sits on the floor waiting patiently I always give her some too. The boys were no where to be seen. Jasper of course licked both plates clean. Jasper my pre-wash king.

Lupin is the world’s quietest tornado.

They make you neater. The microwave and the oven are good storage places.

Lupin’s the deaf one, yes? He’s ALWAYS in stealth mode!

Lupin literally had no idea the loud noises he made. (deaf kitty)

My tortie LOVES the top of the fridge <3

Think a Saturn V was quiter on lift-off than Lupin in stealth mode.

I was standing at my window trying to see which yahoo in the neighborhood was setting off fireworks, and the first “July bug” of the season flew right into the window. It bounced off and flew away. I hope it was wearing a leather helmet! I haven’t heard any peeptoads yet. We’re supposed to have another gutter flusher rain overnight into tomorrow. Maybe that will get them singing.

He always forget that he can be quite loud.

Why did I see this coming?

It’s Lupin, of course.

I am late to the page today, just want to send out hugs and good vibes to piwismom.

I once left the butter tub out . . . once, and only once. I came back to the kitchen after supper to a cat licking frantically. Lapped up half of a tub of butter!

Is it Atlantic Cod or Pacific Cod??

Does anyone know of serious literary agent that is really interested in an unpublished author that is seeking a publisher?