Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 05, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  over 2 years ago

    And whiskey in a jacuzzi is as close as you’re going to get to nirvana short of dying.

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    Gent  over 2 years ago

    Whoa. Isn’t drinking in bathtub dangerous and cause death?

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    BasilBruce  over 2 years ago

    I like pizza on a couch, myself.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 2 years ago

    A good glass of Barolo is the non plus ultra.

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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    Just great. Now I have a vision in my head of a donkey in a bathtub.

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    Concretionist  over 2 years ago

    I may have to vote for hot chocolate instead. Though maybe some of those fancy 1/2 ounce chocolate bottles of wine?

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    “says the Ass sitting on the hill”

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    srhaymaker  over 2 years ago

    And with a ggod book!

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    Sanspareil  over 2 years ago

    You would think pig would rather wallow in mud while drinking wine.

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    B UTTONS  over 2 years ago

    Pig be careful handling that wine – pouring the wine in the tub could aid in the marinating.

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    jonnytest  over 2 years ago

    Done that many times. Very relaxing. A little medicinal smoke beforehand adds to the serenity of it all as well.

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    jimchronister2016  over 2 years ago

    Right on Steph!

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 2 years ago

    You should really keep the wine box next to the tub so you don’t have to get out for the refill.

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    nosirrom  over 2 years ago

    He didn’t have to climb the hill to find that out. He could have just asked Janis.

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    hariseldon59  over 2 years ago

    Don’t forget the cheese.

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    Procat Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I wonder where the bubbles came from?

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    A Common 'tator  over 2 years ago

    18 year-old Glendiddich… aroma-therapy candles… soothing Classical music radio station… a favourite book… nice warm bath, hot water trickling from the tap, to keep it at the right temperature… My idea of the secret of happiness…

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    Geophyzz  over 2 years ago

    Miles of smooth ice, speed skates, and Glen Miller at high volume.

    https://ncc-ccn.gc.ca/places/rideau-canal-skateway

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sBYENpHJHyk

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    Croc Holliday  over 2 years ago

    Drinking wine sounds more like a punishment to me.

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    pheets  over 2 years ago

    Sometimes, it is : )

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    uniquename  over 2 years ago

    ’Till the water gets cold.

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    diskus Premium Member over 2 years ago

    For me thats jsut a huge headache

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    Willywise52 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Drinking wine and gaming…

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    eric_harris_76  over 2 years ago

    This is obviously a shout-out to Arlo and Janis.

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    Ellis97  over 2 years ago

    I prefer bathing without drinking.

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    grocks  over 2 years ago

    Works for me.

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I love the fact that Stephan gets away with putting “wise ass” in a comic strip, just by making him a donkey.

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    jessegooddoggy  over 2 years ago

    I have occasionally enjoyed a tiny glass of Galliano while bathing.

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    SteveHL  over 2 years ago

    If you swallow the rubber duck.

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    sangwin80  over 2 years ago

    Well, back when I could safely get into and out of a tub, one of life’s greatest pleasures was sitting in a bubble bath with a lovely martini and a book (held by a tub tray). And a wonderful husband who would come in and top it off with hot water if it started to cool a little.

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Whatever floats your vino….

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    rshive  over 2 years ago

    The great philosophers apparently didn’t have bubble baths.

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    Goat from PBS  over 2 years ago

    The true secret to happiness: comics.

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    belgarathmth  over 2 years ago

    A nice cheese plate and a good movie will do it, too. Ditto for a vodka cocktail and a fun video game.

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    prrdh  over 2 years ago

    Interestingly enough, according to dolphins, that’s what their God did on the 42nd day of creation.

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    raybarb44  over 2 years ago

    Or in a hot tub with a bunch of pretty naked women AND wine….

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    christelisbetty  over 2 years ago

    Ah, I used to do that when I came home from work, and we had my Husband’s Grandma’s old whirlpool attachment ! It looked kind of like an outboard motor, and only fit in the big old claw tub.

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    kaycstamper  over 2 years ago

    I like this idea! I don’t remember the last time I drank OR took a bubblebath!

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    marilynnbyerly  over 2 years ago

    I don’t drink, and I hate long baths, they bore me, so I guess it’s some coffee sitting in front of my computer like right now. (I pause and sip my coffee.).

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    dlaemmerhirt999  over 2 years ago

    HE FORGOT THE PEPPERONI PIZZA!!!

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    cafed00d Premium Member over 2 years ago

    My idea of heaven! Though on a cold winter night I prefer a nice warm saki.

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    Ammo Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Works for me!

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    ekw555  over 2 years ago

    I prefer shower beer. but to each their own

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    William Stoneham Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Note: Doesn’t work in the shower.

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    sdhale  over 2 years ago

    too funny!

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    sisterea  over 2 years ago

    Only red and man it sounds good. Darn Lent

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    russb53  over 2 years ago

    A lot depends on how dep the water is…

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    d edwin  over 2 years ago

    Need your cheese Pig!!!!

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    knight1192a  over 2 years ago

    Yeah, sucking those soapy bubbles up sure brings joy.

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    Ermine Notyours  over 2 years ago

    It’s nirvana because you don’t have to get up to pee.

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    Sisyphos  over 2 years ago

    If you don’t mind the wrinkly skin, I guess marinating in the bubble bath is not so bad. And wine makes everything better.

    But I still say that the Wise Ass is not so wise….

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    Tom in WV  over 2 years ago

    In the second frame, pig’s center of gravity was clearly behind his back leg. I guess it’s handy that there was a tub full of soapy water at the bottom of the fall….

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    _lounger_  over 2 years ago

    there is no hope for shower guy like me…

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    Swirls Before Pine  over 2 years ago

    What about the North and South? Don’t they have religions and philosophies?

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