Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 23, 2022

“Sure. I’ll push you in for them!”

Just push him off.

Is the fisherman wonder what he could catch with that?

A knotty problem

Hook, line and sinker.

Sure said the guy, and pushed him in.

By the time Marketing, Human Resources and Industrial relations sort themselves out it will be low tide.

Looks like he’s wearing ‘concrete galoshes’. (Star Trek reference.)

Victim: … ‘So while they’re waiting for the focus group, if you don’t mind…"

Fisherman: “No problem…..” (KICK!)

Victim: “No! Not tha…” (SPLASH!)

Forget the banter, just hurry up!!

There’s room in the boat…https://i.makeagif.com/media/12-03-2015/OxozoC.gif

Rudy?

I doubt a golden parachute will help him here. If anything, it might hasten their intentions.

Just deep six him.

Heh. That’s funny.

I wonder can they do that to say a sitting governor? This Floridian casts her vote for DeSantis, his feet are made of clay to begin with.

Flash – “Corporate Capo Cops Caper Plea”

Perhaps he’d rather become an artificial reef than wait interminably for the results of another focus [is that spelled correctly?] group.

Knew a guy once who liked getting into focus groups. Said he could sit through anything if they were offering lunch.

“Just push me over before those bastard come back and do worse.”

Have “they” ever found Jimmy Hoffa?

You can call me stupid and that’s ok, I can forgive you; but I just don’t get this toon!!

Mind your own business.

He’s right by the edge, give him a good hip check. Problem solved.

I remember those groups where we taste tested new cigarettes

Did you hear about the company that formed a committee to decide on firings? After three months without any recommendations from the committee management decided to fire the committee members.

Do you really want to get involved?

I see nothing! I know nothing!!!

This guy has to be a lawyer. Who else would yammer on so long when his life is in danger?

What’s the average market window on a whacking?

The true fisherman is thinking: What to do? I’ll never get him out of the cement and he’s too heavy for bait.

Sometimes it’s hard to sleep with the fishes.

That’s not a fisherman. That’s the guy they outsourced the push to.

Nice.

“$#!@%^#{|” Cancel Culture.

Of the 2 great evil, corrupt, greedy, misogynistic, authoritarian, dehumanizing organizations that have spread their tentacles from Italy over the rest of civilization, why does only the less pernicious one, the Mafia, have the bad reputation?

I would be docked, but I’m part of a pier group.

The shark going by the name Boss is not seen yet.

Alert the documentarians.