Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for July 23, 2022

Aww!!!!! So cute!!!!!

She completely turned the toilet into a cat bed, and she knows it.

Next up: She realizes she has to vacuum the toilet now. Horrors ensue!

The Man is quite perplexed. I think I would be too.

The reluctance of Lupin. He’s lost and he knows it…

Poor Lupin! He realizes he’s let his golden chances pass him by.

4 desperate people and no toilet. What could go wrong?

Lupin is resigned to having disgusting friends. And Goldie.

Yes…..Yes she did. I can only imagine when the facility Must Be Used! Doom!

Poor Lupin looks SO Unamused in that first panel!

… you turned the toilet into a cat bed.

(In the exact same flat voice as Elvis saying “On a toilet.”)

https://www.gocomics.com/breaking-cat-news/2021/08/15

It’s a split-level cat condo!

Of all the places in the world…

Just wait till they have to (try to) use it

Lupin is plotting how to get the top shelf of the new condo (what toilet?) all to himself. I’m watching TinyKittens ‘Feral Cat about to give Birth’ on YouTube. Candy has had contractions so is due soon….

Lupin is so done.

Looks like the Man will have to go out into the yard and mark a little territory.

Lupin looks sleepy in panel 2, but I think he is just over it. The Man has a reasonable reaction, but it cannot overcome the Woman’s flair, complete with hearts and sparkles. It just works so well, even as Elvis, Puck, and Goldie bravely nap on.

Creedence Clearwater Revival: Bad Moon Rising

I see a bathroom crisis

I see a loo no one can use

I see Lupin a-complainin’

His friends are all gross, it is true!

…….

I didn’t mean it, I swear

Just wanted a little flair,

I didn’t know the cats would take over!

…….

I see an argument a-brewin’

I see humans and cats arguing

I see the no-no squirt bottle,

I see water on everything!

…….

I didn’t mean it, I swear

Just wanted a little flair,

I didn’t know the cats would take over!

…….

I see the cats all taking over

They own everything in sight

I hope there is another bathroom,

Maybe a bathroom on the right!

Now, try using the facilities at 3am and see what happens.

Lupin’s “I can’t even deal with this” expression in panel one is great

It will be interesting to see what transpires when one of the humans has to use the facilities.

Shoutout to Georgia: Georgia, will Swan Eaters ever be coming back?

Ah, Georgia, you’re turning into my grandma.

Latrine, latrine, latrine, latrine

I’m begging of you please get off the john

Latrine, latrine, latrine, latrine

Please don’t sleep there, I can’t hold it long

You could have your choice of bed

Oh, I really gotta use the head

Drank a whole jug of iced tea

Latrine

So green, latrine

- Dolly Parton – Jolene

We know the downstairs apartment is empty. Maybe the humans can sneak down there.

I guess that leaves the litter box for the rest of us

OT: Happy Caturday =PEW PEW PEW=

No, not Candy – she’s still hanging on to her bebehs – but Mandolin, a friendly calico at Kit Kat Playroom, who squoze out SIX littles last night! Something for everyone: A calico mini-me girl, a panther boy, a black tuxie boy, a ginger boy, a tortie girl, & an unexpected 6th – a second ginger boy! She’s just a kitten herself, only 9-10 mos. old, but she had an easy labor & delivery & is doing a great job with them so far. See them here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlpjqWNFlno

Considering how hard it is to resist the do-not-move-me waves of even a single cat, cystitis may be the least of their worries. :)

Oh silly woman, just wait until the boy is to preoccupied to aim properly and the sister decides she wants to “be” like the boy and discovers here total lack of aiming ability. That dribble catcher is going to be sooo much fun to clean then.

At least she didn’t use 37 Pieces of Flair!

We learned a long time ago to not dress up the toilets like that if we also had cats. It’s nice to have either, but both just creates more work. OT the Woman’s eyes are as green as Lupin’s. Red hair and green eyes is very rare amongst humans. The Mrs and our daughters are all seen-eyed redheads. Who says it’s recessive?

So much for calling in reinforcements!

OT

tellin’ ya… one flush will do the trick.

No, you turned it into a cat bed. Toilet’s don’t need “flair”.

A Scottish newspaper, with dialect in mind, shared a reader’s photograph of a household product bottle labelled “Flair Cleaner”. I suppose ye could clean other things wi it besides flairs.

I feel like puck would be played by Chris Pratt in a movie