Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 14, 2022

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    codycab  about 2 years ago

    Maybe they get it from you, Calvin.

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    The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover  about 2 years ago

    Write your own.

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    Robert4170  about 2 years ago

    Oh, the irony of Calvin calling someone ELSE weird.

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    C  about 2 years ago

    The missing y chromosome causes all kinds of problems Calvin

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    Scorpio Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Shhh Calvin “They” don’t want you to know.

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    oldpine52  about 2 years ago

    Males have asked about this since the dawn of time.

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    nsr60  about 2 years ago

    Try looking under child psychology or child development.

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    sirbadger  about 2 years ago

    I’ll bet that there is a copy of the book on Suzie’s bookshelf. She consults it when she wants to be weird.

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    in.amongst  about 2 years ago

    I am sure a lot of books can be found under the “Religion” segment – that will satisfy your curiosity. A lot of “research” has been done in that area by that lot – globally.

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    Fritzsch  about 2 years ago

    Most of our books are by girls because boys’ attention span is too short to write a book. Try the comic book store.

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    lalapalooza Premium Member about 2 years ago

    ask a girl.

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    admiree2  about 2 years ago

    It’s all about networking, Calvin. Find other boys preferably teenagers. Ask them anything. They have all the answers and are never wrong about girls.

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    Erse IS better  about 2 years ago

    Was that a female librarian by any chance?

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    Baarorso  about 2 years ago

    Giiiiiirrrrrllllllls are wiiiiieeeerrrrdddd because they have COOTIES!!!

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    rshive  about 2 years ago

    Some things must be learned without the benefit of books, Calvin.

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    chuckcork1  about 2 years ago

    Librarians are usually female. There’s a clue right there, they have control over what information gets released…it’s a conspiracy. ;)

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    scote1379 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I gave up on trying to understand the Ladies long ago ( With age comes Wisdom sometimes . ) nowadays I try to just get along !

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    alexius23  about 2 years ago

    A book from Calvin’s time…Men are from Mars & Women are from Venus

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    Algolei I  about 2 years ago

    It’s been written since this comic came out: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/150701.Why_Girls_Are_Weird

    Why Girls Are Weird by Pamela Ribon, 2007.

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    Ninette  about 2 years ago

    Everybody knows.

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    It’s because Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus….

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    The Reader Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Calvin, the world’s first Weirdoligist.

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    Kaycee Lane  about 2 years ago

    It’s a CONSPIRACY! Scientists know, they just don’t want us to know!

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    jagedlo  about 2 years ago

    There are some things you have to learn on your own, Calvin!

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  about 2 years ago

    A closed mind blames the messenger everytime. Not cool Calvin.

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    e.groves  about 2 years ago

    Men have been trying for a long time to figure that out.

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    bbenoit  about 2 years ago

    When you figure it out, Calvin, please let the rest of us know. ;)

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    dflak  about 2 years ago

    They aren’t weird, Calvin. They are just different. They only appear to be weird, because they are not like you. It works both ways.

    In fact, I take pride in being weird in some other people’s eyes. It’s kind of like a badge of honor.

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    jjboyjr  about 2 years ago

    May he never grow up

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    mrsdonaldson  about 2 years ago

    Considering most librarians are women, it’s probably a conspiracy!

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    grocks  about 2 years ago

    The last panel – classic Calvin pose

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    Publius10608218  about 2 years ago

    When did men are from Mars women from Venus book come out? Might be a bit mature for Calvin, but sounds like what he was going for

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Plenty of research. Mostly by men. How about a nice copy of “Catcher in the Rye” instead?

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    Will_Scarlet  about 2 years ago

    You could try something by Freud, but few people take his idea on gender seriously anymore.

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    Michael Helwig  about 2 years ago

    Republicans banned all those books.

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    BiggerNate91  about 2 years ago

    I bet County Library was overjoyed when Caller ID was invented.

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    Calvinist1966  about 2 years ago

    No one has mentioned a similar idea in one of the Harry Potter books. Hermione explains to Harry why his girlfriend Chloe was angry with him. Ron Weasley, who is in love with Hermione but expresses it in a similarly hostile way to Calvin’s “mild crush” on Susie, tells Hermione “You should write a book explaining to boys the weird things that girls do?”

    Hermione is a lot like Susie in that she studies hard and has few friends. Ron has some similarities with Calvin but has a close friendship with Harry and Hermione. Ron’s older brothers Fred and George are about as mischievous and rebellious as Calvin.

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    wiley207  about 2 years ago

    At least this time Calvin’s not calling the county library about profanity. And at least he’s not speaking in a bad foreign accent to try and sound like a beeg eemportant rezearcher calling the pooblic lahbrorry.

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  about 2 years ago

    Mothers teach their sons one way and their daughters another… That is why girls are so more advanced then we are!

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    mistercatworks  about 2 years ago

    Girls are still different despite efforts to make them into asexual commissars. :)

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    WCraft Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Yeah, a lot of curating of news and important information now days.

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    StevePappas  about 2 years ago

    COUNTY library?

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    Saddenedby Premium Member about 2 years ago

    well, Calvin public libraries are a part of government. js

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    Le'Roy Hawkins  about 2 years ago

    Now society can’t even define a girl.

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    hariseldon59  about 2 years ago

    I suspect Calvin might be into ‘weird’ girls when he gets a little older.

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    'IndyMan'  about 2 years ago

    Strange……..I don’t remember of us boys thinking girls were weird…….just different from us. Didn’t think (at the time) why they were just that they were and acted accordingly ! ! ! !

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    goboboyd  about 2 years ago

    Indeed, a mystery for all time.

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    phoenixnyc  about 2 years ago

    The psychology books are numbered 150-159, Calvin. Get in there!

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    Dreaming in Alola  about 2 years ago

    Reminds me of an exchange between a boy and his mother from one of the anime shows I watched as a kid:“Mom, why are girls crazy?”“They aren’t, honey. Their husbands make them that way.”

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    Scoutmaster77  about 2 years ago

    Well, there is that…

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    christelisbetty  about 2 years ago

    The pot calling the kettle, weird.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 2 years ago

    How do you know Susie hasn’t done the same thing and called them about books on boys being weird?

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    hagarthehorrible  about 2 years ago

    Difficult to understand Susie, Calvin? Understanding women has been a qusst for long and eternal.

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    Archistoteles  about 2 years ago

    It’s a conspiracy.

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