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Humility, obviously, isnât one of his greatest accomplishments. Itâs sadly true for most, if not all, televangelists. Probably the most under utilized superpower in all of Christendom. I should know. I used to be one.
If there were actually a God and people believed and followed what their Supreme Being leader preached, the naked would be clothed, the hungry fed, the homeless sheltered. By extension since there is still rampant need in the world âGod Believersâ do not do the very things their god demands of them. They lie and think they do good by utterances of prayer and thoughts.If they lie then their beliefs are a lie.
I spent the years just before retirement reducing my minor presence, cutting back on articles, talks and interviews. Since I retired I do my best to make sure my name never appears anywhere, with the goal of fading anonymously back into the dust at the end.
Matthew 6:1Giving to the NeedyâBe careful not to practice your righteousness in front of others to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven.
Just about everyone who has a Near Death Experience has what they call a Life Review. They see from all sides the events of their life. If you kill someone, you see that through their eyes and the eyes of their loved ones. If you do loving actions, you see the effects of those too. You are the âjudgeâ but there is no judgement. And itâs reported that beyond the veil there is only Love, permeating everything.
There is a story of a police office stopping a young man who was driving a very expensive car. The driver yelled at the officer âDo you know who my father is!?!â to which the officer replied âDid your mother not know?â
Gee, this is EXACTLY what will happen when a certain Fat Orange LOSER makes it to the Pearly Gates⊠before being directed to the DOWN Escalator where all his fans will be waiting at the bottom to cheer him. Only THIS TIME he wonât have to PAY ACTORS to pretend that they like him, like he did the LAST TIME he came down an escalator.
I have yet to see that whole âDo you know who I am?â thing get anyone anything but a bigger ration of sh1t. However, it never seems to stop anyone from saying it.
The toon seems to be more about the legacy value of âgreatnessâ than the existence of a final judge. I get it. Iâve always questioned the greatness of Alexander the Great. He left his home kingdom to spend the rest of his life doing war so he could move to Egypt and die. What did all that do for the people he left behind in Macedonia? He is as all of us shall be dust and maybe some bone.
diazch408 about 2 years ago
Weâre all equal under St Peterâs gaze.
The dude from FL Premium Member about 2 years ago
I hope to see Muskrat standing there, that dude is dangerous!
Doug K about 2 years ago
Itâs not what you have accomplished that counts.
Itâs what has been accomplished for you that matters.
GiantShetlandPony about 2 years ago
The day many find out how great they werenât.
keenanthelibrarian about 2 years ago
Apparently it isnât anything to do with what a great person you were, but WHETHER YOU BELIEVE!!
mr_sherman Premium Member about 2 years ago
Interesting take on âThe first shall be lastâ.
Isenthor1978 about 2 years ago
Humility, obviously, isnât one of his greatest accomplishments. Itâs sadly true for most, if not all, televangelists. Probably the most under utilized superpower in all of Christendom. I should know. I used to be one.
sandpiper about 2 years ago
A man said to the universe:
âSir, I exist!â
âHowever,â replied the universe,
âThe fact has not created in me
A sense of obligation.â
War Is Kind Stanza 96 â Stephen Crane (1871-1900)
PraiseofFolly about 2 years ago
âYou got to cross that lonesome valley / You got to cross it by yourself âŠâ
Say What? Premium Member about 2 years ago
I used to think âyou canât take it with youâ only applied to money.
gokar n t fa about 2 years ago
If there were actually a God and people believed and followed what their Supreme Being leader preached, the naked would be clothed, the hungry fed, the homeless sheltered. By extension since there is still rampant need in the world âGod Believersâ do not do the very things their god demands of them. They lie and think they do good by utterances of prayer and thoughts.If they lie then their beliefs are a lie.
thelordthygod666 about 2 years ago
I spent the years just before retirement reducing my minor presence, cutting back on articles, talks and interviews. Since I retired I do my best to make sure my name never appears anywhere, with the goal of fading anonymously back into the dust at the end.
e.groves about 2 years ago
Shouldnât that guy have orange hair?
morningglory73 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Love it!
ManiacEx about 2 years ago
The great fear/nightmare of the one percent.
unfair.de about 2 years ago
When did Pete upgrade from his book to an IT-System?
david_42 about 2 years ago
At least Pete hasnât strapped him to the stone and dropped him for the sin of prideâŠyet.
1953Baby about 2 years ago
And Iâll bet you got those awards on the backs of a whole lotta other people. . .
batesmom7 about 2 years ago
Matthew 6:1Giving to the NeedyâBe careful not to practice your righteousness in front of others to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven.
Patinphx Premium Member about 2 years ago
Classic âdonât you know who I am?â stance!
mmacb1 about 2 years ago
Just about everyone who has a Near Death Experience has what they call a Life Review. They see from all sides the events of their life. If you kill someone, you see that through their eyes and the eyes of their loved ones. If you do loving actions, you see the effects of those too. You are the âjudgeâ but there is no judgement. And itâs reported that beyond the veil there is only Love, permeating everything.
WickWire64 about 2 years ago
There is a story of a police office stopping a young man who was driving a very expensive car. The driver yelled at the officer âDo you know who my father is!?!â to which the officer replied âDid your mother not know?â
Masterskrain about 2 years ago
Gee, this is EXACTLY what will happen when a certain Fat Orange LOSER makes it to the Pearly Gates⊠before being directed to the DOWN Escalator where all his fans will be waiting at the bottom to cheer him. Only THIS TIME he wonât have to PAY ACTORS to pretend that they like him, like he did the LAST TIME he came down an escalator.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 2 years ago
I have yet to see that whole âDo you know who I am?â thing get anyone anything but a bigger ration of sh1t. However, it never seems to stop anyone from saying it.
oldchas about 2 years ago
The toon seems to be more about the legacy value of âgreatnessâ than the existence of a final judge. I get it. Iâve always questioned the greatness of Alexander the Great. He left his home kingdom to spend the rest of his life doing war so he could move to Egypt and die. What did all that do for the people he left behind in Macedonia? He is as all of us shall be dust and maybe some bone.
ElwoodP about 2 years ago
âŠsheep and goats.
Steverino Premium Member about 2 years ago
And the guy will be in hell because he canât accomplish anything. Thatâs what hell is.
198.23.5.11 about 2 years ago
I know who he is.heâs the guy who copied off my test in the fifth grade.
preacherman Premium Member about 2 years ago
And the first shall be last. Interesting concept.
hagarthehorrible about 2 years ago
The worldly awards hardly cut ice here, fella. No favors, bribes, nepotism, caste, creed or race.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 2 years ago
I canât wait to say, âNo, really officer, do you know who I am? âCause I donât remember!â
Iâm of an age where I can get away with this, and who knows, it may become realâŠ
KEA about 2 years ago
Mythology is amusing as literature but a really poor guide to reality.
mindjob about 2 years ago
Iâm pretty confident Iâm returning to the dirt from wence I came, I only hope someone will grow some nice plants in me
anomaly about 2 years ago
Heâd probably do better hoping St Peter doesnât know who he is.
kathleenhicks62 about 2 years ago
Some more equal than others? Just shove into the line-wherever.
quixotic3 about 2 years ago
Ego like this ruins everything it touches.
Charlie Tuba about 2 years ago
That must be Donald J. Trump, Sr.
driver1602 about 2 years ago
And heâs on the next bus south.
rlaker22j about 2 years ago
just remember God is watching
willie_mctell about 2 years ago
Omniscience is omniscience.
Redd Panda about 2 years ago
That guy never learned, that people like you better when youâre humble. Iâm humble and everybody likes me. Humility, I recommend it.
monya_43 about 2 years ago
That was quite a wasted effort for him to haul that monument up there for St. Peter to see it. Now heâs shot down for lack of humility.
Durak Premium Member about 2 years ago
âYes, I know exactly who you WERE. Too bad for you.â
LeslieAnn Premium Member about 2 years ago
Iâm hoping Wiley meant EternalâŠWaiting Room to also be viewed as this Chumpâs eternal condition.