Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 07, 2023

But Gates can read our minds with the microchips.

The phone in your hands. Thank you, Captain Obvious. Granted google searches and general use can and will be used to direct advertisers towards interests; that seems logical not sinister.

Rat hits home!

Ironically, the vaccine can be used to identify crazy people; anyone who actually believes that it’s part of a conspiracy needs to be locked up.

Yesterday, Pig stopped carrying around his guilt. But now he’s already back to listening to QAnon.

My uncle thinks people are following him, my dad said why would any one want to follow you.

Every now and then, you have to agree with Rat.

I’d give you one of mine rat, but I need them myself

They’re all out to get me, because I’m paranoid!" – Your average Conspiracy Theorist.

I’ve heard that the newest thing is a tattoo that contains all the information previously needing something larger like a microchip.

The credit card companies do a good job of tracking people, including what you bought, where you bought it, and at what time. Don’t forget all those security cameras.

That’s not true. Microsoft phones are rare. Google, Apple, Samsung, and Xiaomi are tracking us with the phones. Gates needs the vaccine to catch up with them. And I can’t say more because the CIA is tracking us on gocomics.com :D

Microchips go good with minisalsa.

One question that none of the insane conspiracy whack-jobs ever seem to be able to answer is this: "Why in the name of he!! would Bill Gates even WANT to track millions of Americans using “microchips” in a vaccine?" Seriously… what’s the point???

Sleep under a pyramid and with a crystal under your pillow. They negate the chips. Really. It works.

Some obviously B.S. conspiracy theories are thought up by idiots, and spread by other idiots.

Given all the things we’ve lately learned are true, and not “conspiracy theories”, it seems at least a little plausible that the people engaged in skullduggery of various types might find it desirable to spread those idiot “theories”, and invent some of their own.

When people start talking about the government tracking them, I always ask…Who are you that the “government” would waste the time?

We have no privacy any more. They can even tell when you plugged your phone into a charger, how long it stayed there, and when you unplugged it. Of course, this lack of privacy is a good thing when it’s used to convict criminals.

Smart phones, credit cards, toll tags, vehicles with satellite radio and ability to unlock your doors or call for an ambulance after you crash…if you don’t want to be monitored don’t create a digital trail…buy a horse & mule, a long rifle, some provisions and head up into them there hills!

Gates puts trackers in all of his products.

Bill Gates thinks he’s a know it all. He bought many many acres of farm land, (?), he stuck his nose in the Common Core idea….a failure….he’s like s-it. He’s all over! He can shove his ideas where the sun don’t shine! Just because one has money doesn’t make one qualified to stick his nose where it doesn’t belong!

Yes RAT, new BP meds may help but doesn’t fix the problems.

That’s why he called his company Microsoft. The soft part refers to people’s brains

If Pig is correct, then someone somewhere knows an awful lot about the grocery store, the dollar store, and my apartment. Period.

99 out of a 100 cell phones have nothing to do with Microsoft.

Bill Gates was kicked out of India when his polio vaccines were giving children polio. I don’t think the man wants to track us, but I wouldn’t have anything developed that fast injected into me.

And don’t get Alex Murdaugh started on video voice tracking!

The notion that there’s microchips in a vaccine is ludicrous. It just wouldn’t work, and as Rat notes, the “smartphones” that people have implanted in their life are vastly more effective at tracking people.

Myself, I refuse to have a so-called “smartphone” for that very reason, and when it comes to vaccines, I always take care to make the person giving me the jab promise me that it won’t make me autistic. So far, that seems to have worked, I think…

Plot twist: Pig uses a Samsung Galaxy.

The microchip technology isn’t advanced enough to get the chips tiny enough to fit through the small hole in the syringe needle. The conspiracy theorists watch too much sci-fi.

Conspiracy theories? You mean like the Trump Russian Dossier and Hillary’s involvement? The one led to the bogus Muller investigation and impeachment of a President? Where Adam Schief stood up before the nation and claimed he had proof? Which he had none. How about Pelosi and Shummer pushing the lies daily to the corrupt major networks who spread those conspiracy theories?How quickly we forget. We were played people. The corruption is deep.

It never fails to boggle my mind the things people will believe without evidence and the things they won’t that are

You give permission for every one of the apps on your phone to track you. Don’t believe me? Download DuckDuckGo and check out the app blocking protection.

Rat reminds me of Wiley’s “Obviousman”

Second comic I’ve seen today pointing this out.

pigs have hands?

Who on earth is using a Microsoft phone?

Although Bill Gates is the devil incarnate, Android and iphone beat him to it, and are tracking him as we speak…

ROBERT RYAN—“I just want people to leave us alone”

SPENCER TRACY—“Leave you alone to do what?”

BAD DAY AT BLACK ROCK—1954

Are the vaccine microchips activated by the Jewish Space Lasers™? /s

We were just talking about that!

https://www.gocomics.com/brewsterrockit/2023/03/07?ct=v&cti=1336519

If I am being tracked by my mobile phone, or my browsing history, or my credit card usage, or by any of the myriad other methods I’ve heard about, I’m certain by this time the “trackers” are saying, “Boredom, thy name is Bookworm.”

“FYI, alright man, you can sit at home, and do like absolutely nothing and… and your name goes through like seventeen computers a day. 1984, yeah right man, that’s a typo. Orwell’s here and now, he’s living large. We have no names, man, no names. We are nameless. Can I score a fry? Thanks.” ~ Matthew Lillard aka Cereal Killer (“Hackers” 1995)

I fell your pain, Rat.

Zuckerberg and our Google overlords already know what’s on your mind. :D

The COVID vaccines contain microchips that will be activated by the 5G network to turn us into homosexuals. It’s true! I read it on the interweb!

Isn’t Google more likely to take over the world than Gates? Mind you, I don’t mean the owners of Google, or Alphabet, or whatever the dickens. I mean Google, the Search Engine that literally knows everything about us all.

My vehicle tried to run me over!! My beard trimmer tried to kill me!!

(Twilight Zone “A thing about machines”

Seems more Jobs estate, Musk, quite a few others.

Don’t know how high Rat has pumped up his Blood Pressure, but he sure blew Pig away! And he’s right: smartphones give away more about you than you would like to think….

i’ve been saying this for years.

Or a prescription for sedatives.