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The Rule Book says, â Then the Lord God took the man and put him in the Garden of Eden to cultivate it and tend it. 16 The Lord God commanded the man, saying, âFrom any tree of the garden you may freely eat; 17 but from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil you shall not eat, for on the day that you eat from it you will certainly die.â Gen.2
According to Hardy Greaves in The Legend of Bagger Vance. Itâs fun. Itâs hard and you stand out there on that green, green grass, and itâs just you and the ball and there ainât nobody to beat up on but yourself; just like Mister Newnan keeps hittinâ himself with the golf club every time he gets angry. Heâs broken his toe three times on account of it. Itâs the only game I know that you can call a penalty on yourself, if youâre honest, which most people are. There just ainât no other game like it.
According to the rules of golf an unplayable lie has 3 options and all entail a 1 stroke penalty. So let us use the example of TFGâs claim that the 2020 election was stolen. That lie caused many to have a stroke and they could advance no further than that. Option #1 would be to go back to the spot of their original lie and replay it. Well they have done that often enough and gone no further except to have more strokes so let us examine option #2 â going back as far as you would like and dropping the ball on that line. Obviously going back to the Dark Ages is where the GQP would like to go but they cannot because cleary the oligarchy would have to go with them and they have no balls for that. So maybe option #3 â drop anywhere within 2 club lengths of where their lie is. With so many lies they cannot choose 1 single spot to drop. Since they have already dropped their balls the GQP simply has to have another stroke and try yet again but what club would ever have them and that only puts them right back where they started, i.e. their 1st of many, many strokes
OKay! So it was actually Golf that caused The Original Sin! The idea of original sin was already the sickest and most evil thing humans have managed to come up with to make life unbearable, but to add one of the most useless âgamesâ to the pile as cause is a bit over the top.
Grammar kudos to Mr. Miller. He knows when to use âto lieâ and when to use âto lay.â
But shaking fists, growls and curses to the fates, which made the past tense spelling of the first the same as the present tense spelling of the second! Boo!
David_the_CAD almost 2 years ago
Be smart, take a drop and a penalty stroke.
Then again, when have men ever really played it smart.
Botulism Bob almost 2 years ago
And on the eighth day, God created golfâŠ..
Doug K almost 2 years ago
AKA the Original Forbidden Fruit.
mr_sherman Premium Member almost 2 years ago
It makes more sense than that apple story.
Superfrog almost 2 years ago
If you check the section referring to the dress code, youâll see that youâve already broken the rules.
Sanspareil almost 2 years ago
Lawyers agree, you have to play tRump where he lies!
And that is an enormous area!!
Scorpio Premium Member almost 2 years ago
The truth comes out.
Imagine almost 2 years ago
Canât be true. Eve would still be in the garden.
comixbomix almost 2 years ago
Darn âclubââŠI guess size does matter.
cdward almost 2 years ago
I knew golf was evil!
Bilan almost 2 years ago
I thought golf was a good day in the park ruined. So, how can that be Eden?
fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Fried snake tastes like chicken.
MS72 almost 2 years ago
The Rule Book says, â Then the Lord God took the man and put him in the Garden of Eden to cultivate it and tend it. 16 The Lord God commanded the man, saying, âFrom any tree of the garden you may freely eat; 17 but from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil you shall not eat, for on the day that you eat from it you will certainly die.â Gen.2
Summary: You had One job!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Well, game over.
boydjb47 almost 2 years ago
According to Hardy Greaves in The Legend of Bagger Vance. Itâs fun. Itâs hard and you stand out there on that green, green grass, and itâs just you and the ball and there ainât nobody to beat up on but yourself; just like Mister Newnan keeps hittinâ himself with the golf club every time he gets angry. Heâs broken his toe three times on account of it. Itâs the only game I know that you can call a penalty on yourself, if youâre honest, which most people are. There just ainât no other game like it.
WickWire64 almost 2 years ago
According to the rules of golf an unplayable lie has 3 options and all entail a 1 stroke penalty. So let us use the example of TFGâs claim that the 2020 election was stolen. That lie caused many to have a stroke and they could advance no further than that. Option #1 would be to go back to the spot of their original lie and replay it. Well they have done that often enough and gone no further except to have more strokes so let us examine option #2 â going back as far as you would like and dropping the ball on that line. Obviously going back to the Dark Ages is where the GQP would like to go but they cannot because cleary the oligarchy would have to go with them and they have no balls for that. So maybe option #3 â drop anywhere within 2 club lengths of where their lie is. With so many lies they cannot choose 1 single spot to drop. Since they have already dropped their balls the GQP simply has to have another stroke and try yet again but what club would ever have them and that only puts them right back where they started, i.e. their 1st of many, many strokes
bjs327 almost 2 years ago
This is a much more sensible explanation than that apple thing.
batesmom7 almost 2 years ago
Since Eve was present, she proves that GOLF does not mean gentlemen only, ladies forbidden. Play through, ladies!
basspro almost 2 years ago
Decisions, decisions forget golf and bend over Eve because itâs time for you to get the shaft.
LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Well, Eveâs finally off the hook for causing all the evils to befall humans.
monya_43 almost 2 years ago
Eden was supposed to be paradise. If there is the frustration of golf, then itâs not paradise.
Curiosity Premium Member almost 2 years ago
OKay! So it was actually Golf that caused The Original Sin! The idea of original sin was already the sickest and most evil thing humans have managed to come up with to make life unbearable, but to add one of the most useless âgamesâ to the pile as cause is a bit over the top.
James Lindley Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Didnât he write the rule book for golf?
Twocat almost 2 years ago
donât look now but Eve appears to be trans
SrTechWriter almost 2 years ago
Iâve already said (since I was about 3) that chasing those poor innocent little golfs around is EVIL.
waltermatera almost 2 years ago
Out of spite!
robhanold almost 2 years ago
Cuz God has a wicked sense of humor.
Say What? Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I prefer George Carlinâs take on golf.
willie_mctell almost 2 years ago
Take a penalty stroke and drop a new ball.
websterphreaky almost 2 years ago
Where is the Funny Part??
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 2 years ago
More enticing than the apple.
cmxx almost 2 years ago
Grammar kudos to Mr. Miller. He knows when to use âto lieâ and when to use âto lay.â
But shaking fists, growls and curses to the fates, which made the past tense spelling of the first the same as the present tense spelling of the second! Boo!
BillS50 almost 2 years ago
Golf⊠Truly a Satanic creation.
keenanthelibrarian almost 2 years ago
Adam is leaving Eve to interpret a golf rule-book?