Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 03, 2023

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    BasilBruce  over 1 year ago

    Maybe he should go to the dentist and have some wisdom teeth implanted.

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    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    In Pig’s case, the confuser might be his entire brain.

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    alasko  over 1 year ago

    I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

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    ronaldspence  over 1 year ago

    maybe Pig you can just stay off the internet?

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    hariseldon59  over 1 year ago

    This could make a good story arc, but it’s probably just a one off strip like most of Pastis’ more recent strips.

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    cmxx  over 1 year ago

    So that’s my problem! Always wondered.

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    kenwarnerfordictator  over 1 year ago

    The confuser is Satan, Pig. And to get him out of your head, spend some time with some real Bible believers.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  over 1 year ago

    What’s happenin’ man?

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    Just spit out the cell phone.

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    blunebottle  over 1 year ago

    I wonder what doc conned him into that.

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    DennisinSeattle  over 1 year ago

    What will be left of Pig without his confuser???

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    mrwiskers  over 1 year ago

    Over lunch last week, my friend told me that he believes that micro plastics are interfering with our cognition. (Perhaps Pig’s confused?) And furthermore, he sees a connection between the introduction of micro plastics in our food chain and the rise in cognitive impairments in our children. I told him I thought it was such an important idea, then I would start looking into it. To me this is a great hypothesis, one that deserves a double blind study. What do you think of his idea?

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    jel354  over 1 year ago

    Is Pig confused over cheese?

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    Ichabod Ferguson  over 1 year ago

    The Confuser sounds like a Svengoolie movie.

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    kaycstamper  over 1 year ago

    I think I want a confuser! No understanding this world.

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    Ellis97  over 1 year ago

    Pigs are naturally very intelligent, so maybe his brain just functions differently.

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    Marc Schiffres  over 1 year ago

    Can I get one of those transplanted into my brain? Life would be so much easier.

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    Katje  over 1 year ago

    Yummie! They’re going to remove the bacon from Pig… :D

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    artheaded1  over 1 year ago

    Not sure I’d want to understand ALL of that. Maybe leave some of it in.

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    SusieB  over 1 year ago

    I definitely have the math confuser.

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    old_geek  over 1 year ago

    And will stop viewing unverified hypothesis as fact…

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    aerotica69  over 1 year ago

    So that’s what happened to me when I took calculus – my confuser kicked in.

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    Goat from PBS  over 1 year ago

    Math has always come easy for me, (well, up until college) so perhaps not everyone has a confuser.

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Sign me up.

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    Radish...   over 1 year ago

    Maybe he should get a Musk brain implant then Elon can tell Pig what to do all day.

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    Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Don’t do it, Pig.

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    Queen of America  over 1 year ago

    Math isn’t that hard. It’s just facts. Facts don’t lie and don’t change. Literature is subjective so whether you like something or not has no bearing on anyone or anything else. Understanding of what’s going on in the world where humans are concerned is a conundrum.

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    hoffquotes2  over 1 year ago

    The surgery must fail, otherwise the strip will never be the same starting tomorrow

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 1 year ago

    The real confused is the corporatist media. Actually exercise some skepticism and learn about things for yourself. Try using the brain God gave you.

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    Elder Lee Fox  over 1 year ago

    Brave New World

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    win.45mag  over 1 year ago

    Now, pig, you can’t have satan removed surgically. Only Jesus can do that. Then you will see that what is happening in the world is the ushering in of the end times, as prophesized many times thruout the bible.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Replace it with a diffuser.

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    elgrecousa Premium Member over 1 year ago

    People buy snake oil, so why not have the confuser taken out of their brain.

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    monya_43  over 1 year ago

    Pig will never be the same again without his “confuser”.

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    cupertino jay  over 1 year ago

    “the heck is happening in the world”

    shucks, easy-peasy: just get rid of humans.. problem solved!

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    zeexenon  over 1 year ago

    Bacon reduction surgery.

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    GumbyDammit223  over 1 year ago

    In layman’s terms – a lobotomy.

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    Rose Madder Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I thought that was old age and the strange language that the young speak.

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    hitman4cookies  over 1 year ago

    I’ll be interested in seeing the changes in pig in future strips.

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    Stocky One  over 1 year ago

    Unfortunately for Pig, it is not an extra part that causes this confusion, but rather, some thing that is missing (or not functioning properly).

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    Tales of the Boojum Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The procedure should be mandatory, like vaccin… Never mind.

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    ekke  over 1 year ago

    That wouldn’t be helpful, it would be fatal.

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    braindead Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Those millions of maggots who have had the surgery can’t be wrong.

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    paperphrique  over 1 year ago

    No need for surgery, Pig. Richard Thompson has just what you’re looking for.https://www.gocomics.com/richards-poor-almanac/2020/08/21

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    B UTTONS  over 1 year ago

    Cancel Social Media and wrap your head in tin foil.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Im with Pig.

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    Removing the Confuser may help with math, but not literature and what’s going on in the world. To understand madmen, you need that bit of madness yourself.

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    ekw555  over 1 year ago

    do you really want to know what’s going on in the world?

    I think not.

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    pamela welch Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Wish I could find someone to take my confuser out!

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    mepowell  over 1 year ago

    It’s an interesting thought but our bodies are having to cope with so many unnatural contaminants that I don’t know how microplastics can be tested for.

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    Chris Sherlock  over 1 year ago

    Understanding math would be nice.

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    Michael McKown Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Sign me up.

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    If only it existed! I’d go for that surgery….

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    STKnobb  over 1 year ago

    Polytetrafluoroethylene (teflon) is another great hypothesis.

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