Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 31, 2023

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    C  about 1 year ago

    Oxygen theft

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    rmremail  about 1 year ago

    And X marks the spot.

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    keenanthelibrarian  about 1 year ago

    I wouldn’t go near them, if I were you …

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    Cornelius Noodleman  about 1 year ago

    At least you don’t have to listen to jack hammers.

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    jvo  about 1 year ago

    Most start-ups end out on the street anyways. This saves moving costs.Plus the WiFi is better out there

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    Imagine  about 1 year ago

    Don’t worry, Phil. There is nothing to understand anyway.

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    mrwiskers  about 1 year ago

    I’m approaching the Huh? age signified by how much more difficult it is for me to understand new stuff. It makes some of my elderly pals really angry. Not me. I just smile and say to my self, “Brain, we’ve had a good run, now it’s time to take it easy”.

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    OldsVistaCruiser  about 1 year ago

    What they need is a platform that will turn Fecesbook into the next MySpace!

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    rossevrymn  about 1 year ago

    Let’s see how much bemoaning of social media we can find here.

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    Kaputnik  about 1 year ago

    I came to terms with that some years ago.

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    Say What? Premium Member about 1 year ago

    That would explain the foul Musk in the air.

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    BigDeal  about 1 year ago

    I dunno. – I’m with Phil.

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    Yep! Society today! How sad!

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    Cpeckbourlioux  about 1 year ago

    Moi non plus.

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    dflak  about 1 year ago

    I wrote my first computer program in 1966. I had my first cell phone in 1986. I’ve made my living as a programmer and a data analyst. You would think with credentials like these, I am a bleeding edge adaptor.

    I only accept so much technology and I use it on my terms. When my phone rings while I am in a conversation, people will ask, “Aren’t you going to get that?” I reply, “No, I’m not that important.”

    I don’t have streaming services and I have to activate the light switches, turn on the oven and iron my clothes in my house manually. I do have smart thermostats (Yes, they are worth it) and I managed to set up a guest WiFi network for when we have company and I have a QR code printed out so they can scan it to join the network.

    That is about the extent to which I have allowed technology to control my personal life.

    Social media is limited to here, LinkedIn (I am sort of job searching) and Facebook which I check once every couple of week to see who has posted pictures of their grandchildren or cats.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 year ago

    The Count thinks it should be called The Anti Social Media.

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    Kveldulf  about 1 year ago

    If I were older — a lot older — I would say I stopped understanding in 1913. That would actually be pretty good since almost everybody else stopped understanding in 1905.

    Einstein release Special Relativity on a baffled world in 1905. After many, many decades I have been able to come to grips with it (although only the simpler mathematical equations).

    But General Relativity, 1913, is still far out of my grasp, as it is with all but a few super-smart physicists. Even many who work with that do not understand it.

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    Bookworm  about 1 year ago

    Social Media Construction Zone: Hard hats suggested, but not required (some heads are already hard enough). 8>)

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    sleepyhead  about 1 year ago

    Birds of a feather.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    It’s all the same. Just different avatars and faster scams.

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    Linguist  about 1 year ago

    I neither understand nor care. I’m comfortable with whatever modern technologies are necessary, and have, bit by bite, shed those that are superfluous. I’m also finding that the older I get, the less I use social media sites.

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    DM2860  about 1 year ago

    You have to Thread through that crowd

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    mindjob  about 1 year ago

    These guys look like they’d be really good at posting videos of cats. Just what we need more of

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    Can't Sleep  about 1 year ago

    I wish they’d finish tearing down the old one.

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    wallylm  about 1 year ago

    More like Social Media Destruction zone, especially in Chef Twit’s case.

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    mistercatworks  about 1 year ago

    It’s a “distributed” phenomenon which may be the point of the joke or Wiley Miller not understanding it. :)

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    bobpeters61  about 1 year ago

    Also notice that most of the new social network people are crammed into a little square “box” except for one guy getting comfy outside that box.

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    Redd Panda  about 1 year ago

    And the puppy is thinking; ‘’Look at all those targets and me with an empty tank. Sigh.’’

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    smadanek  about 1 year ago

    X marks the spot, in your mind it will rot…

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    anomaly  about 1 year ago

    If only social media spread could be kept within boundaries like that.

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    willie_mctell  about 1 year ago

    The existentialists figured this one out years ago. Purpose and meaning are not things you can apply to life.

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    ira.crank  about 1 year ago

    GoComics is as much social media as I can stand.

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    gregcomn  about 1 year ago

    Time for an Acme anvil. . . .

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    198.23.5.11  about 1 year ago

    optometrist opens across street;does land office business

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    Buoy  about 1 year ago

    The older I get and the more I know, the more I realize I don’t know sh!t. And if anyone tries to tell you they know, run.

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    AndrewSihler  about 1 year ago

    A new social medium specializing in discussion groups relating to cybercurrency.

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    locake  about 1 year ago

    It is nice that they put up a sign to warn you. Easy to avoid that way.

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    einarbt  about 1 year ago

    Where are all the good grand pianos gone – or anvils?

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    Chris Sherlock  about 1 year ago

    I haven’t understood anything in years. I have yet to come to terms with that.

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    Honey, the butter-rubbed lard treats are ready!  about 1 year ago

    There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about. — Ashleigh Brilliant

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