Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for August 30, 2023

Puck with the poster. Not a chart, but we’ll take it. Uncle Burt helping the girls with their “Barn Stuff”?

I see Puck has upgraded his stationery game from “charts” to “blueprints”! I love it!

I’m confused. Is Puck at the barn? He seems to be right next to Burt who is leaning out a window. Also, does a poster count as a chart? It is informational.

I can’t for the life of me figure out what Old Boot is riding? “Gatorade Chariot” comes to mind, but that just can’t be right …

And, thus, the boys re-enter the story.

So, Puck is now in the barn?

We’ve seen Burt at the kitchen window before. It must be the kitchen window because Elvis has a hair raising experience with a toaster. POOF! 3/25/17

That is really good barn stuff.

Isn’t Beatrix the cutest with her “I Panicked”?

I’m getting strong “Mad Max” vibes here…

Is that poster advertising the woodland’s version of Tusslemania or Heck on the Deck?

Can I just yell “BARN STUFF” whenever I don’t want to talk to someone?

♫ Barn stuff! ♫

♫ You make my fur fluff! ♫

♫ You make every barn groovy! ♫

♫ Barn stuff I think I love you. . . ♫

Maybe Burt can reconstruct that! He’s a Tech Cat, so he can do it better!

And there’s the green vacuum cleaner strapped to Old Boot’s back!!

Try yelling JAZZ HANDS when your happy.

Polydactyl Beatrix toe beans and paw pads!

ABBA: Fernando

Burt: Do you see Old Boot and oPollo?

A few days ago we found the poster depicted in this scene,

The cart and fluff stuff in the poster

We have found them in the barn and I wonder what it could mean?

Will they be needed in the conflict with the moles? That will be seen!

…….

Bea: In the barn stuff we found all this,

Every honey bear and wheel, it was all there for us to find

There are many treasures to be found here,

How can we use it all, at least it seems that Burt, he doesn’t mind

Maybe Puck will find a way to help us navigate this bind!

…….

There was treasure in the barn tonight,

The time is right, to find it!

There are items that we just might use,

We won’t refuse

Don’t mine it!

Though we know we cannot lose, we won’t forget,

We all know that however it ends, we have new friends

And old ones!

These seem like important artifacts to just be hidden in a barn.

Does anyone remember the strip where Ora Zella is asking if anyone had matches?

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Iggy: Looks like we found the tool room. Some of these tools are like the ones we used in shipbuilding.

Wally: That’s right. Your full name is Iggy Shipwright.

Iron Glove: There are plenty of bronze tools as well. I wonder if there are any scrolls about how they used bronze back in the day.

Iggy: There are a few scrolls here. Let’s look around.

Iron Glove: Look, here’s one from the famous builder Appatamox:

We have the plans for the new palace. It looks like we need some tools made specially for the job. I have contacted the metal worker Argentium. He and his team are designing the new tools, and they should be ready shortly.

Iron Glove: I wonder if Argentium wrote any scrolls.

Iggy: We can find out. Let’s go to the scroll room.

Puckmosis: Hey, guys. What have you been up to.

Iggy: Oh, pyramid stuff.

Puck: I’ve heard that one before. What do you need?

Wally: We’ve found some really neat tools, and we were wondering if you found any scrolls about building, metalworking, and stuff.

Beatrixia: We’ve found mostly cooking and household scrolls, but we’ll keep looking.

This storyline seems to have taken a left turn at Albuquerque.

Last frame, Wizard of Oz

I could just picture Ora Zella wearing a fedora and carrying a bullwhip exploring the hidden wonders of the Barn. Then she ran as fast as she could before the rolling haybale blocked the only exit.

ACHTUNG!! PANZER!!!

(Attention!! Tank!)

And cue the theme for Kelly’s Heroes.

Burt may be my favorite cat! He’s so multitalented, and so sweet to boot. Not sure if I just relate to him, or want to marry him. Maybe both!

Are you okay, yuzucomics? You seem to think somebody or something is forcing you to view a comic that you find unpleasant.

Aww, Magazine looks so adorable in panel three.

Freaky coincidence: “barn stuff” is my safe word!

OT

“BARN STUFF” suddenly reminds me of a scene from one of the Family Guy Star Wars spoofs (maybe “Something, Something, Dark Side”) :

2 Imperial officers are on the ship, gossiping about something; then they see Darth Vader (Stewie) approaching. They quickly stop, start shuffling papers, and say “Empire Stuff. . . Yeah, Empire Stuff. Lots of Empire Stuff! Empire stuff.”

There is a large cast of characters, so no need to add any more cats, but I notice locally that there are a lot of Mooch type cats that hotel around my neighborhood. Fortunately the neighbors put out food and water, but we have issues with raccoons and skunks.I have 2 indoor cats and there are 5 ferals that I feed that hang out around my yard,one of whom is a 20 year old female grey/brown tabby and her orange white companion.( I have had 3 kittens trapped for TNR colony up the street because I just couldn’t house the little demons who weren’t socialized – spay and neuter those pets, as Bob Barker said).Promised to take care of the female senior cat (still skittish) as a condition of buyingthe house, feed the 2 others (orange/white “Sherbet” and ginger/stripey “Creamsicle”) to keep them from bullying her for the food. A smoky grey (Smokie) and black cat (Inky)round out the hoteling neighborhood cats. My 2 indoor are black cat from the fields“Lucyfur” and a 17 y.o. Thai-Siamese whose servants passed away “Chewie”.

**llo?

Okay, remove the spaces in the URL and go look at the Delaware Barbie!!!! The AI thinks Georgia should be in Delaware. https://www.dailybee. com /en/every-turned-ai-created-barbie?ly=native_one

Fantastic! .is it strange that if I have no time in the morning to watch/listen to real news, I find time to check out BCN??? No, not strange at all!

My Calypso has feline pododermatitis. Her feet her so bad that when she couldn’t figure out how to hold all four feet off the ground she just slept next to her food bowl. Well after thee weeks of treatment, and not the first treatment the vet chose, she is getting better. 10 weeks to go, but I am very relieved she is improving.

For those that want this product, Chewy is again stocking Comfortis (requires a vet prescription).

So is this from the Raccoon Opossum war?

of COURSE Pucky has a poster!

OT: Me again!