Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 13, 2023

Hey, you’re the one that chased cats all the time. I’m a chihuahua – I lived in abject terror of the Siamese cat down the street.

As long as they have my anti-anxiety meds, I’ll be fine.

Every birds worst nightmare – a cat with wings

Bad luck that, you guys landed down under, not in heaven

All dogs go to Heaven. Just not Cat Heaven.

This is what my wife is expecting to find. She will do well here. With dogs AND cats. And parrots.

The cats will still let you in. Lots of cat friendly dogs around.

We all know it would be the other way round and only cats that loved their owners angels would be let in.

worry about that “heavenly” litterbox

Now that would be just desserts for some.

Reminds me of the ‘Married With Children’ episode where Buck the dog died and was met in heaven by a feline judge.

They will be fine as long as they remember that “Cats Rule, Dogs Drool”…

So I suppose in the “Feline Inferno,” evil cats like Oil Can Harry have to be continually foiled by Mighty Mouse?

I can’t imagine any creature wanting to spend eternity in Cat Heaven… Including cats.

Has someone been making Dead Cat Soap?

That is totally wrong, dogs run heaven, cats run the other place, everybody knows that!

Cat heaven would be the only heaven I believe in.

It could be worse for them. Dog heaven could be full of letter carriers. (Actually, I’m a retired letter carrier and I always had a good relationship with the dogs on the routes I carried.)

… and Egyptians!

Only there should be lions and tigers and leopards and…

I have given consideration to various views about the afterlife and how to get there, but I found that what I already believed stands me in pretty good stead with all or most of them. If there isn’t any, then I’m as well off as any atheist, never knowing what hit me, and all the other religions seem to amount to “Be nice to people, don’t live excessively, help the poor.” Even atheists can do that. I have assurance through the free gift of Jesus Christ, which is the one way revealed in the Bible, but even if somehow I were wrong about that, I seem to be covered.

Imagine when you get to heaven and find out that God is not a white, heterosexual, male.

@mrwiskers if my licensed and vaccinated dog slips off leash for five seconds folks lose their minds, but my neighbor’s eight cats run the streets freely, killing birds and sh*ting in my carport and p*sing down the heater vent on my car. Stats bear out that cats kill over two billion birds a year in the USA.

Lordy, we’re so screwed!

Start meowing. Maybe that’ll convince them to show some leniency.

Could be worse, could be squirrels.

I love cats, especially with lemon butter and capers.

Those hovering cats look suspicouslly like Wiley’s bears. . . .

With all the innocent birds, reptiles and amphibians cats have killed, I can’t believe they will be going to heaven

Soooooooo, were they good dogs, or bad dogs? That there “Hotel California” seems a bit crowded.

Cats aren’t really into guilt, forgiveness or after-ninth-life.

Cute cats with wings.

It’s worse than that. Only those who’ve worshiped a small idol that has been buried in a cave for the last million years will be saved.

No humans are getting in those gates, either! Okay, maybe one to open cans.

It is not heaven with all those cats around.

Louie and the cat haters at Overboard are in for a big surprise.

Hahahaha. LOVE!!!!

Look out! It’s a squadron of catter-flies!

If he, she, it exists, I always thought it would be funny if he, she, it appeared as a chicken considering how they have been treated. Doomed from before hatching.

Uh oh, doggies are in trouble

Hey, you never know. Dog Heaven may be where, all day – every day, you just chase cats.

Flying cats? 12 gauge pump would do the job.

There was a fictional story in B O P (Boys Own Paper) many years ago about an eagle that carried a cat aloft so that it could drop it from a great height before landing to have its meal. That cat would have loved to be able to fly.

“Who’s a good boy? Not you mutts! Get lost!”

One’s heaven is another’s hell.

Theology is in the eye of the beholder.

I like this heaven!

It’s ok, they’ll let a few NICE poopers in.

Meh …….