Alexander Woollcott said. “All the things I really like are illegal, immoral, or fattening.” I paraphrase Ambrose Bierce here, but : With all due respect to an enlightened but inferior debaucher, if you can;t achieve at least two at the same time, you aren’t even trying.
Concretionist 6 months ago
SOME adults have standards…
GreasyOldTam 6 months ago
“Cramming for finals.” Well, I have been eating more vegetables and salads lately…
Bilan 6 months ago
At least they took the handcuffs off.
Bilan 6 months ago
That’s why gnomes hang out in your garden. They’re spying on you.
Scorpio Premium Member 6 months ago
This is hardly surprising since she models herself after Congress and Cable Media – except for the last minute good cramming of course.
einarbt 6 months ago
Is there a connection to the GLF (Gnome Liberation Front) here?
MS72 6 months ago
and I still believe Bill Cosby learned the “white man rules” when he found himself in a hit tv show, “I Spy”. He was wrong.
Can't Sleep 6 months ago
Fortunately, “Naughty List Explosions” is a short list.
scote1379 Premium Member 6 months ago
“The Incident " , the gift that keeps on giving ! , Happy Christmas to all !
For a Just and Peaceful World 6 months ago
Google: Has Trump been naughty or nice
Adolf Trump 6 months ago
So bogus. Everyone knows, Santa uses spreadsheets.
Prey 6 months ago
Cramming for finals – brilliant!
Linguist 6 months ago
I never trusted The Elf on the Shelf, so now I’ve got to watch out for The Gnome in the Home!!
mrwiskers 6 months ago
Merry Christmas to all my Go Comics commenters! And happy holidays to all !
sandpiper 6 months ago
Personally don’t like the gnome garden item. Why deliberately mingle ugliness with beauty? Plus it just adds something to trim for no return.
Ishka Bibel 6 months ago
Morality is a personal matter.
Steverino Premium Member 6 months ago
If you play a musical instrument, you could be getting a metro-gnome for Christmas.
Roy Lamberton 6 months ago
Can you imagine what Calvin’s chart must look like?
oish 6 months ago
Gnome man is an eye land
Joncook1371 6 months ago
And they say that you can’t legislate morality. Merry Christmas!
bilbrlsn 6 months ago
Trumptard is not an adult.
mindjob 6 months ago
Illegal and immoral, but she won’t have to worry about the fattening part until she gets older
Otis Rufus Driftwood 6 months ago
Why do we need to make Santa into such a technocrat?
navy.tweet 6 months ago
She’s got a point about the adult standards..
Mike Baldwin creator 6 months ago
Oh God, now I have to worry about gnomes!
David_the_CAD 6 months ago
The problem is that you are basing your standards on people who do not have a moral compass.
Mario500 6 months ago
“CRAMMING FOR FINALS, EH?”
(imagines a different version of this part of the dialogue of this cartoon)
SHE WAS PROBABLY OVERDOING IT
Mario500 6 months ago
WELL, EXCU-U-USE ME FOR EMULATING ADULT STANDARDS…
(imagines a different version of this part of the dialogue of this cartoon)
I WAS JUST EMULATING ADULT STANDARDS!
Chris Sherlock 6 months ago
Somehow, I have no problem believing Danae’s “bad” chart exploded. Just me?
Odd Dog Premium Member 6 months ago
Merry Christmas to all who observe it and a happy holiday’s to every one else!
eb110americana 6 months ago
“It’s only naughty if you get caught.” The war cry of the morally challenged.
willie_mctell 6 months ago
This is where the Gnomes of Zurich get their training.
keenanthelibrarian 6 months ago
Oh, Danae, when will you learn!
johnschutt 6 months ago
Maybe “adult” standards aren’t the true objective standards.
eddi-TBH 6 months ago
Danae needs to stop paying attention to the rich and powerful. Even if she does want to be one.
KingDavidLane 6 months ago
Gnomes do the surveilance huh? So why isn’t it gnome on a shelf then?
Billy Yank 6 months ago
Has Wiley been reading “Legend of Bill”?
Wizard of Ahz-no relation 6 months ago
but how does this stand up to the ‘noodle incident’ from calvin and hobbs?
winston5610 6 months ago
Alexander Woollcott said. “All the things I really like are illegal, immoral, or fattening.” I paraphrase Ambrose Bierce here, but : With all due respect to an enlightened but inferior debaucher, if you can;t achieve at least two at the same time, you aren’t even trying.
buyburg 6 months ago
“…emulating adult standards…”—CLASSIC!
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 6 months ago
Well,still a better score than that Mitchell kid….