Ted Rall for January 15, 2024

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    Concretionist  6 months ago

    Strangely, I’m in favor of stopping that criminal cult leader from becoming President “Any way you can.” But I’m also in favor of limiting “any way” to things that are legal. Trump DOES NOT meet all the criteria to become President, so it’s PERFECTLY LEGAL and proper to deny him the opportunity to run. Unless you think it’s better for him to get however many votes and THEN be disqualified, which I think is crazy. Or unless you think we should ignore the constitution, as he apparently does… which I think is worse than crazy.

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    Flashaaway  6 months ago

    Nobody lies about Trump other than himself and republicans. The truth needs to be put out there every minute of every day.

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    Hello Everyone  6 months ago

    He “Does” LIE, STEAL, and Cheat! And “No” you don’t need to lie about him to tell all the horrible things he does. They’re all pretty well documented.

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    knutdl  6 months ago

    I used to lie, I used to cheat

    I used to lie, cheat, steal from people’s feet

    I used to lie and cheat, lie and cheat and steal from

    people’s feet

    Well, now I’m stepping on to glory salvation in my beat

    (The King)

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    GOGOPOWERANGERS  6 months ago

    Ted really want trump to be dictator of us doesnt he

    His distain for Biden is such

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    Picccaaaaso  6 months ago

    ejh, this country is doomed no matter what happens.

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    braindead Premium Member 6 months ago

    Ted, what LIEs exactly are being told about Trump?

    Are you claiming there was no insurrection attempt on 1/6?

    Are you claiming Trump had nothing to do with it?

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    Maybe you think he didn’t steal top secret/sensitive material?

    He didn’t take money from foreign leaders?

    He didn’t rape anyone?

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    Who is telling LIEs about Trump and why would they need to?

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    We don’t know for sure about his wearing a diaper. Yet.

    We do know he cannot hold a glass of water with one hand.

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    Denver Reader Premium Member 6 months ago

    Fani willis was not trying to steal taxpayer dollars.

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    descabro  6 months ago

    The sad irony is that lying, cheating and stealing against Trump is helping him win the nomination.

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    s49nav  6 months ago

    Ted Rall knocks it out of the park again! The crowd goes wild!

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    EgidiusPfanzelter  6 months ago

    I would also like to know how Fani Willis has been stealing taxpayer dollars.

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    Retrac Premium Member 6 months ago

    Good one, Mr. Rall. The Democrats are killing Democracy.

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    Direwolf  6 months ago

    Ted REALLY REALLY wants trump back in the white house.

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    DangerMan  6 months ago

    This is a crock. All the people who testify against him are people he appointed to positions where they could see what he was about.

    Trump has never “played fair” in his life. Why would anybody bend over backwards to help such a person gain the power.

    There should be an amendment to the Constitution that if a President serves one term and is not re-elected he is not eligible to run for another term later, having been rejected once.

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    Durak Premium Member 6 months ago

    Good grief Ted. Look at who you have agreeing with you.

    They don’t even try to deny the negative about Trump. They’re just so tickled that you slam the Democrats.

    And I want to know, what Democrats are you talking about? Do you have names? What specific lie/cheat/theft has President Biden himself committed in regards to Trump?

    Come on, Ted, even Trump himself would agree with you, that he’s a liar, a cheater, a thief. That’s how he wins and he knows it, and he doesn’t hide it.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Get those rubles.

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    DC Swamp  6 months ago

    I love how Rall points out this hypocrisy and it flies right over the leftists heads. I like cartoonists like him or Ramirez who will take pot shots at anybody.

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    saltwise  6 months ago

    Ted has apparently lost his mind.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 6 months ago

    Doesn’t seem to matter does it.. a history of lies, cheating, womanizing, and yet, some sort of cult hero. The modern Pied Piper.

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    hmofo813 Premium Member 6 months ago

    “… feels like a cheat.”

    But it isn’t. It’s all been done within established procedures, by people who were duly elected or appointed to their offices. In neither of the two cases (so far) was it a fiat order by a single individual.

    And exactly what “lies” have Mr. Trump’s opponents been telling? I’ll admit I haven’t been following very closely, since it doesn’t matter how I vote (my state will vote roughly 60% for the republican candidate, as always), and because in any case I remember what 2017-2021 were like, so the election rhetoric doesn’t really matter.

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    Stephen Runnels Premium Member 6 months ago

    Always remember, Colorado and Maine (so far) are following the Constitution regarding Trump.

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    Wlly Blly  6 months ago

    Where did that nonsense about the RICO case enabling the D.A. to steal tax dollars come from?

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    GaryCooper  6 months ago

    How much are the Trumpers paying you, Ted?

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Well said Mr. Rall, you really nailed the suburban Democrat.

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    rossevrymn  6 months ago

    Speaking of lying, cheating and stealing, Ted, what did you think about Hunter’s tactic the other day, sitting in on Congress to offer to publicly testify rather than gitting behind closed doors with the crumb bums?:

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    Aliquid  6 months ago

    I agree that Trump needs to be stopped… but turning him into a martyr by cutting him from a ballot won’t stop him… it will only anger and embolden the alt-right.

    America is in a dangerous spot. Democracy has been declining over the last few decades, and is at risk of disappearing. Dealing with threats like Trump needs to be done strategically.

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    Radish the wordsmith  6 months ago

    No need to lie about sleezy racist criminal coup plotter arrogant narcissist Trump the would be dictator and extractor of revenge.

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    leonardonyc  6 months ago

    Excellent way to explain it to the likes above

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    leonardonyc  6 months ago

    So I thought .. they’ll never get it

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    ncorgbl  6 months ago

    Democrats have no need to lie about tRump. tRump admitted he led the insurrection which is the basis used by the Colorado Supreme court to ban him from the ballot per our U.S. Constitutional Law. No tax dollars have been stolen by the D.A. who brought RICO charges against tRump, and tRump must be stopped because he is a clear and present danger to the U.S.

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    ChristopherBurns  6 months ago

    Mr. Rall, no one is lying about Mr. Trump. They do not need to, he provides plenty of ammunition. And the DA stealing money charge is a stretch that borders on libel.

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    newyorkslim  6 months ago

    yep.

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    moondog42 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Sierra Leone found a way to charge AND arrest THEIR former president. The US is less of a country than Sierra Leone, now.

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    Radish the wordsmith  6 months ago

    Brazil got rid of their fascist dictator, now he is in fascist florida where the fascist republicans welcome him.

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    Radish the wordsmith  6 months ago

    Martin Luther King Jr. — ‘Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.’

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    GiantShetlandPony  6 months ago

    If your Orange Putin Puppet hadn’t planned and incited an insurrection maybe he could be on the ballets. He’s likely to be on far more than someone as anti-American as Orange Traitor should be.

    On or off the ballets, no one should want to vote for this wealthy over privileged man that has gotten away with being a criminal for far too long and hurt so many small businesses and working people on the way. I just don’t get it. He’s everything they profess to hate, but have made them their modern day savior. It just doesn’t make sense.

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    The Butler  6 months ago

    Ted, is doing the same thing Trump does. He’ baiting his fan base. This effort took no effort at all. Happy MLK day

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    Flatworm  6 months ago

    Wow, Ted! To put it in Yoda-ese: “Off the deep end you’ve gone, yes.”

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    blueberries are delicious Premium Member 6 months ago

    Delusional

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    Even Ammosexual works more than 10 to 4 Premium Member 6 months ago

    From the Pen of a self described Socialist, Ted speaks truth to the braindead left. On MLK day, I will quote another black leader, By Any Means Necessary to stop Trump. Lying cheating destroying Democracy to defeat what they see as another Hitler. You had better hope you do, if not….Oh Boy oh Boy it’s going to be ugly.

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    egadi'mnotclad  6 months ago

    I see this strip as a contradiction to Ted’s previous opinions. Then again, I read his graphic novel The Stringer, in which a the protagonist, a sociopathic narcissist nd war profiteer, ends up with lots of money and the princess. (I guess he was going for “true to life.”

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    calliarcale  6 months ago

    This is pretty vacuous. It isn’t the Democratic Party that got him taken off the ballot; it’s a few states’ secretaries of state, after careful analysis. It has also undergone some degree of judicial review, though I expect there will be more. The 14th Amendment’s provisions are serious, and it needs to be taken seriously. Now, it might feel like a cheat, but it should be addressed as a matter of law, not feelings.

    The claim about the RICO case being about stealing tax dollars, meanwhile, sounds absolutely bonkers. Is the intent of the comic to make it sound like the woman on the right is engaging in argument with a crazy person?

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    FassEddie  6 months ago

    Anything to stop Trump – that traitor-fascist-racist-rapist? Yep.

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    AtomicForce91 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Did the DNC not send their check to Ted Rall this week? He is not spewing their talking points.

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    pepys  6 months ago

    Um, Colorado removed Trump from the ballot because of a lawsuit filed by Republicans.

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