Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 24, 2024

Well, that’s worked for a lot of other “authors.”

Like Homer, Larry should dictate; his son should write.

Croc could find a ghost-writer like some authors do (like actors, actresses, showgirls, etc.).

So if someone not knoweeng Engleesh then he bearly literate and if he is want writing book then arrogant? This reedeeculous. What a loads of Engleesh supremacist racist nonsensing.

In the French movie BETTY BLUE, a publisher writes this rejection letter: “Your style is unbearable. You deliberately wrote a non-novel!”

From the books I find online, Croc is pretty standard. Whatever happened to proofreaders?

Book spelled backwards is KOOB.

Harry Secome commenting on Spike Milligan, preface to “The Little Pot Boiler.”:

I first met him in North Africa during the last war. I was laundering my white flag in a wadi when I became aware of being watched by a man wearing a German helmet, an Italian tunic and British boots.

“Don’t believe in taking chances,” he said, and I knew at once that here was a man after my own heart.

Our friendship ripened in the warm sun, and one day he confided to me that he had decided to become a writer. Shyly he shewed me a piece of paper with the word ‘NEVERTHELESS’ on it.

“I’m going to write another word tomorrow,” he said.

What was Larry’s book about? The Zeeba Chronicles?!

All you gotta be is rich.

Larry should get tips from Snoopy.

Try self-publishing the book. You probably won’t be able to get anyone to read it, but at least you’ll be a published author.

Crocs!!!!!!

Spell-check doesn’t exist in the Croc world!

Arrogance doesn’t hurt.

Larry, if no publisher will accept your book, you can always self publish it.

Good to see the Crocs!!!

Larry sounds like Melania Tя☭mp. “Keeds, don’t be a booly!”

Okay, he spelled it wrong, but I’m surprised he knows the word.

Self-publishing, friends!

Sell it to Netflix. They’ll make it into a series starring Millie Jim Bobby Boy Howdy Brown, Billy Porter, Lizzo and Jaden Smith wearing a dress and market it to Tweenies and it will sweep the Emmys.

Larry, try another publication.

Here is a method that has been demonstrated. Take a subject and blame climate change. A peer review board will pass it and it will get published in the journal Nature.

That’s all we need, nowadays, for most published work.

And that’s a shame.

Seems to work well for LOTS of people in every vocation.

Yeah, Snoopy also faces the same problem whenever he tries to get his stories published.

Same answer for “hey, I have a podcast idea!”.

I love him. He is so funny. I would publish him immediatly. Besides, he’s right: a publisher should be less rude, as it is very rude to say “ignorant” to an ignorant.

Is there a reason that the young gator speaks “normally” and the father speaks “gator”? Maybe because the father was born and raised in a swamp?

It’s the crocs, so thumbs up for that. But it’s just a static “conversation wall” bit. But I’ll take it.

Unfortunately, there are too many publishers willing to put out crazy and illiterate books. There is a market for them.

CROCS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Got to love Larry for trying:)

Hooray, the crocs are back!!!!

I love the Larry strips with Junior. It’s been far too long since we’ve seen them.

Go straight to video, Netflix is looking for content

As always~great to see the crocs!

What a magnificent crock … I’m looking for a thousand-page technical novel on the Wright brother’s first flight engine carburetor.

My aunt on my father’s side, by marriage, did walk on roles in soap operas and for a while was an editor for a vanity press. She was a nice, straight forward woman in her personal life.

Don’t worry about literacy, Gator. Just rite, and you can be an published Arthur…

Or just drink more “Arrogantz” beer…

Snoopy handled rejections better.

Larry’s next book will be an expose of the publishing industry!

If Dan Brown could do it…

Love crocs.