Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 26, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 1 year ago

    You need a better lawyer.

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    salakfarm Premium Member about 1 year ago

    At least he got the dish antenna, a TV, and a recliner out of it. Iā€™ve seen worse.

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    Ubintold  about 1 year ago

    Handling retirement quite well.

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    keenanthelibrarian  about 1 year ago

    She got the car and the kids, he got the house ..

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    Godfreydaniel  about 1 year ago

    Meanwhile your ex is living in luxury (a few blocks from adequacy, but oh how those blocks matter!)

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    SHIVA  about 1 year ago

    And sheā€™s latched on to half his retirement benefits!!!!

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    eromlig  about 1 year ago

    She got the bigger box.

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    hubbard3188  about 1 year ago

    Actually, that looks pretty comfortable.

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    PraiseofFolly  about 1 year ago

    Cool! An empty refrigerator box. As kids, we loved those things.

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    einarbt  about 1 year ago

    Well that sucks.

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    LawrenceS  about 1 year ago

    Jerry Reed, She Got the Goldmine, I Got the Shaft.

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    freewaydog  about 1 year ago

    Hell at least he has the chair & tv!

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    Enter.Name.Here  about 1 year ago

    Hey, heā€™s got a box and a whole alley to himself. Better off than some. Wonder when he gets power from though. ;-)

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    Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Thereā€¦ at the base of the lamppostā€¦ is that R2-D2 about too get lucky with the charcoal grill in the alley?

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    dot-the-I  about 1 year ago

    Another comic: Satan saying to the poor soul, ā€œYour wifeā€™s lawyer was d*** good ā€“ itā€™s ironclad even down here.ā€

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    Dobby53 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Looks like a R2 unit is hitting the bottle (at the lamp post). Staff reductions at Rebel HQ?

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    Funniguy  about 1 year ago

    She had a balloon that even NORAD missed.

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    dflak  about 1 year ago

    Prenup what you do when you get married with the intention of getting divorced. Why bother? Just give her the money up front.

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    Linguist  about 1 year ago

    He did well. I crawled away from one divorce with less than that!

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    Doug K  about 1 year ago

    It all fell apart (turned topsy-turvy) when he didnā€™t heed the directions on the box.

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    GreenT267  about 1 year ago

    Possibly he got all the things that he considered important during their marriage ā€” all the things that he spent time with. I often find that men gripe about their ex-wives ā€˜taking them to the cleanersā€™ but what that actually means is the ex-wives, who have primary custody of the kids, got the house and larger car so the kidsā€™ lives will be less disrupted and the complaining fathers got their bachelor pad with no parental obligations other than occasional visits from the kids [usually at the fatherā€™s convenience]. The complaining dads essentially get the life they craved before ā€” no real parental involvement other than taking the kids to activities they themselves enjoy; no hassle if they stop off for a drink after work and miss dinner; no need to do any planning or coordination before taking off on a trip with ā€˜the guys.ā€™

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    sandpiper  about 1 year ago

    Wonder if his faulty pre-nup was in not doing a really good evaluation of their two personalities and the possibilities for they would end up in just this situation

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    Bruce1253  about 1 year ago

    I used to work at a hardware store in a wealthy suburb. We would get the ex-wives coming in and asking us to show them how to do simple home repairs. They got the house, but had no practical skills and soon found that it cost them $100 min to have a handyman show up to change a toilet flapper. When you pay $5,000 for a handbag, you must make sacrifices somewhere.

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    bagholder5150  about 1 year ago

    Is that a garbage can or is R2D2 just happy to see me ?

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    ladykat Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Stuff happens.

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    bhscolleen  about 1 year ago

    Just spoke with a lawyer last month while my husband consults ā€œPerry Masonā€. Happy trails!

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I find myself wondering if Wiley has a standard city-sidewalk template that he just plops down on the drawing board before starting to fill in the characters.

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    b.john71  about 1 year ago

    Congrts cmerb you wound up a bunch of trolls, ruined their day!

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  about 1 year ago

    Thatā€™s what happens when you live in California

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    Feathered Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Seems like she protected her assets in the prenup. He left with what he had in the beginning ā€“ a recliner and laptop.

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    unfair.de  about 1 year ago

    The lawyer is rich now.

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    Bilan  about 1 year ago

    The ā€œintelligence-gathering failureā€ was that he didnā€™t know her lawyer was better than his.

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    eddi-TBH  about 1 year ago

    Signing it was the failure.

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    wildlandwaters  about 1 year ago

    Heā€™s got The Dish!?! I canā€™t even afford that!!

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    dimndno  about 1 year ago

    Did you hear about the ā€œDivorced Barbieā€? She comes with all of Kenā€™s stuff!

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    bakana  about 1 year ago

    He didnā€™t realize she had a Divorce Shark on retainer Before they got married.

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