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Possibly he got all the things that he considered important during their marriage ā all the things that he spent time with. I often find that men gripe about their ex-wives ātaking them to the cleanersā but what that actually means is the ex-wives, who have primary custody of the kids, got the house and larger car so the kidsā lives will be less disrupted and the complaining fathers got their bachelor pad with no parental obligations other than occasional visits from the kids [usually at the fatherās convenience]. The complaining dads essentially get the life they craved before ā no real parental involvement other than taking the kids to activities they themselves enjoy; no hassle if they stop off for a drink after work and miss dinner; no need to do any planning or coordination before taking off on a trip with āthe guys.ā
Wonder if his faulty pre-nup was in not doing a really good evaluation of their two personalities and the possibilities for they would end up in just this situation
I used to work at a hardware store in a wealthy suburb. We would get the ex-wives coming in and asking us to show them how to do simple home repairs. They got the house, but had no practical skills and soon found that it cost them $100 min to have a handyman show up to change a toilet flapper. When you pay $5,000 for a handbag, you must make sacrifices somewhere.
I find myself wondering if Wiley has a standard city-sidewalk template that he just plops down on the drawing board before starting to fill in the characters.
Ratkin Premium Member about 1 year ago
You need a better lawyer.
salakfarm Premium Member about 1 year ago
At least he got the dish antenna, a TV, and a recliner out of it. Iāve seen worse.
Ubintold about 1 year ago
Handling retirement quite well.
keenanthelibrarian about 1 year ago
She got the car and the kids, he got the house ..
Godfreydaniel about 1 year ago
Meanwhile your ex is living in luxury (a few blocks from adequacy, but oh how those blocks matter!)
SHIVA about 1 year ago
And sheās latched on to half his retirement benefits!!!!
eromlig about 1 year ago
She got the bigger box.
hubbard3188 about 1 year ago
Actually, that looks pretty comfortable.
PraiseofFolly about 1 year ago
Cool! An empty refrigerator box. As kids, we loved those things.
einarbt about 1 year ago
Well that sucks.
LawrenceS about 1 year ago
Jerry Reed, She Got the Goldmine, I Got the Shaft.
freewaydog about 1 year ago
Hell at least he has the chair & tv!
Enter.Name.Here about 1 year ago
Hey, heās got a box and a whole alley to himself. Better off than some. Wonder when he gets power from though. ;-)
Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 year ago
Thereā¦ at the base of the lamppostā¦ is that R2-D2 about too get lucky with the charcoal grill in the alley?
dot-the-I about 1 year ago
Another comic: Satan saying to the poor soul, āYour wifeās lawyer was d*** good ā itās ironclad even down here.ā
Dobby53 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Looks like a R2 unit is hitting the bottle (at the lamp post). Staff reductions at Rebel HQ?
Funniguy about 1 year ago
She had a balloon that even NORAD missed.
dflak about 1 year ago
Prenup what you do when you get married with the intention of getting divorced. Why bother? Just give her the money up front.
Linguist about 1 year ago
He did well. I crawled away from one divorce with less than that!
Doug K about 1 year ago
It all fell apart (turned topsy-turvy) when he didnāt heed the directions on the box.
GreenT267 about 1 year ago
Possibly he got all the things that he considered important during their marriage ā all the things that he spent time with. I often find that men gripe about their ex-wives ātaking them to the cleanersā but what that actually means is the ex-wives, who have primary custody of the kids, got the house and larger car so the kidsā lives will be less disrupted and the complaining fathers got their bachelor pad with no parental obligations other than occasional visits from the kids [usually at the fatherās convenience]. The complaining dads essentially get the life they craved before ā no real parental involvement other than taking the kids to activities they themselves enjoy; no hassle if they stop off for a drink after work and miss dinner; no need to do any planning or coordination before taking off on a trip with āthe guys.ā
sandpiper about 1 year ago
Wonder if his faulty pre-nup was in not doing a really good evaluation of their two personalities and the possibilities for they would end up in just this situation
Bruce1253 about 1 year ago
I used to work at a hardware store in a wealthy suburb. We would get the ex-wives coming in and asking us to show them how to do simple home repairs. They got the house, but had no practical skills and soon found that it cost them $100 min to have a handyman show up to change a toilet flapper. When you pay $5,000 for a handbag, you must make sacrifices somewhere.
bagholder5150 about 1 year ago
Is that a garbage can or is R2D2 just happy to see me ?
ladykat Premium Member about 1 year ago
Stuff happens.
bhscolleen about 1 year ago
Just spoke with a lawyer last month while my husband consults āPerry Masonā. Happy trails!
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 1 year ago
I find myself wondering if Wiley has a standard city-sidewalk template that he just plops down on the drawing board before starting to fill in the characters.
b.john71 about 1 year ago
Congrts cmerb you wound up a bunch of trolls, ruined their day!
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 1 year ago
Thatās what happens when you live in California
Feathered Premium Member about 1 year ago
Seems like she protected her assets in the prenup. He left with what he had in the beginning ā a recliner and laptop.
unfair.de about 1 year ago
The lawyer is rich now.
Bilan about 1 year ago
The āintelligence-gathering failureā was that he didnāt know her lawyer was better than his.
eddi-TBH about 1 year ago
Signing it was the failure.
wildlandwaters about 1 year ago
Heās got The Dish!?! I canāt even afford that!!
dimndno about 1 year ago
Did you hear about the āDivorced Barbieā? She comes with all of Kenās stuff!
bakana about 1 year ago
He didnāt realize she had a Divorce Shark on retainer Before they got married.