Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 22, 2024

No wonder Larry hasn’t caught Zebra. He’s not violent!

“Only when wooman not bring me cup o’ joe.”

If you want to see crocs being violent, just switch then to sport mode and watch them go.

Nice to see the crocs again.

The third panel speaks an unfortunate truth.

Ah yes so now this where he become the Great Gunsleengin Croc. For A Mouthful of Zeeba and For A Fee Zeebas More. Now we can sees The Good The Bad and The Ugly side of Croc.

It is good to see Bob and Larry reappear, now if only Guard Duck would do the same.

As far a violence goes, gun definitely helps.

I don’t think you really need a gun Larry, just sayin"!

Well I am guessing Larry could buy a rifle in Texas or from the back of any van in the parking lot of any local gun show.

NRA luv dat!

The NRA wholeheartedly approves this message.

And are you addicted to drugs and/ or alcohol ??? NO GUN FOR YOU !!!

Have gun, will shoot. (Will probably miss, though, knowing Larry’s “talent”).

Gun permit? Where do crocs live that they require a gun permit?

An arc of Crocs! It’s been years!

Larry, you’d shoot your eye, and who knows what else out!

There’s nothing more dangerous than a coward with a gun. George Bernard Shaw

Really? You don’t need a gun to hunt zebra! You have a jaw that can bite with bone-crushing force!

And when you get to the question, “Do you support the overthrow of the government by force or violence?”, don’t reply “violence”. Or “force”. It’s a yes-or-no question.

hahahahahahahaha

Oh…and bullets should help, too!

Made me laugh out loud. :D

Let’s just hope Larry will use that fun responsibly.

Not gonna lie, that made me laugh. I love seeing the Crocs again, especially since they show up, like, four times a year.

I think Larry just unknowingly stumbled on the core problem with America with “No. But gun should help.”

I have missed the croc family!

Crocs are hilarious!

That’ll impress them, all right.

Crocs two days in a row. Yay!

Funny, that’s what Kyle Rittenhouse said.

Guns don’t impress “Dems”

Thanks to the GOP, SCOTUS, & NRA we now have unlimited guns for everyone!!! Aren’t you happy?? Well. . . . there is the 40,000 people killed by guns each year and that 307 have been children so far this year. . . That gun fire you hear on a Friday night is the sound of Freedom.

I always liked Larry’s cousin Albert in Pogo.

Well, he’s being honest…

What is he drinking?

I just noticed – the end of their snouts looks like minature ‘somethings’ – not people but something alive, with eyes, nose and mouth…

everybody gets a laugh out of Larry not being good hunter but the other crocs don’t SEEM to be any better. Even Larry’s wife should be able to get food because real female crocs hunt too.

Well, does chomp on a leg and spin till its torn free count?

Is there more than one Zebra in….where ever they are ? Is there a Zebra hunting season three ?

Larry, I can send you a recipe for spam and eggs.

I suspect that a history of violence is necessary for a croc to buy a gun.

Think that will draw the men in the white coats to Larry’s house?

I’m not sure if that’s an automatic pass or fail.

Love Crocs.